Author Topic: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition  (Read 199014 times)

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #900 on: July 04, 2012, 04:41:21 PM »
Been trying to 1cc Touhou 11 on Lunatic with MarisaA for days, after a couple of hours break I decide to try again on a whim.  Get to stage 6 with loads and loads of lives (should've gotten with even more, but I did a stupid), something ticks in my head which says "bomb, bomb everything, just bomb it all" so I'm okay with that (bye bye Orin).  Get to Utsuho's final spell with 1 life, bombs away, right?  Sure, I'm MarisaA, I have all the bombs in the world!  Wait, what, I died...? With loads of power...?   :colonveeplusalpha:

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #901 on: July 04, 2012, 07:56:43 PM »
Welp, can't get past Stage 1 on EoSD Lunatic without dying :derp:

I'll try again when I'm tired

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #902 on: July 04, 2012, 10:03:30 PM »
Kaguya.

Fuck you.

(Ruined a perfect of IN easy by having me bomb twice.)
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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #903 on: July 05, 2012, 12:37:15 AM »
On a 4b perfect run.

I died to Shoot the Moon.

Why.
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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #904 on: July 05, 2012, 12:50:17 AM »
I ALWAYS can't beat Stage 4 on Touhou 13 on Easy. Same with Stage 2 on Touhou 12. I DON'T GET WHY GOD HELP ME ;_ ;

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #905 on: July 05, 2012, 02:48:52 AM »
I ALWAYS can't beat Stage 4 on Touhou 13 on Easy. Same with Stage 2 on Touhou 12. I DON'T GET WHY GOD HELP ME ;_ ;

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #906 on: July 05, 2012, 03:50:48 AM »
Died to Mountain of Faith normal at 90 fps when I literally could not see the bosses health anymore.  Feels bad man, feels REAL bad.

Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #907 on: July 05, 2012, 04:50:40 AM »
Not particularly a rage, but I've found that I don't really have much fun with PoFV just fighting against computers (It's the same case in any of the fighting games)
so I've decided I'm going to move on to StB, I already 1cc'd Normal, so that should be fine. I may or may not look back on my decision sometime
when I decide I want to play through PoFV fully.

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #908 on: July 05, 2012, 05:47:52 AM »
Died to Mountain of Faith normal at 90 fps when I literally could not see the bosses health anymore.  Feels bad man, feels REAL bad.

I failed capturing Scarlet Gensokyo like three times because I decided that bombing on the last frame of health is cool.
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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #909 on: July 05, 2012, 08:51:08 AM »
>attempt to do TD normal
>die to stage 1 stray red ball at the end of stage
>try again
>die to stage 1 fairy
>try again
>die to stage 1 stray red ball
>try again
>die to stage 1 fairy
>try again
>die to stage 1 midboss ram
>try again
>die to yuyuko butterfly in third spell
>rage quit

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #910 on: July 05, 2012, 10:04:26 AM »
Oh fucking hell I am rusty. I failed the First Last Spell within IN. Geez.

Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #911 on: July 05, 2012, 10:19:45 AM »
Fucking...hell.

1D0B Marine Benefit Normal. Perfected the first 5 stages, was already shaking, that was probably why I got hit.

At least I died to Heretic's Existence and not something stupid like the last phase of Marine Benefit (hilariously enough that very nearly happened).

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #912 on: July 05, 2012, 01:00:00 PM »
Sanae in 12.3 feels so incredibly clunky and slow compared to Reimu, I hate getting used to different characters. Feels like that one time I had to clear the Story Mode in BlazBlue with Carl Clover without his doll because I couldn't use it to save my life.

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #913 on: July 05, 2012, 02:17:50 PM »
>attempt to do TD normal
>die to stage 1 stray red ball at the end of stage
>try again
>die to stage 1 fairy
>try again
>die to stage 1 stray red ball
>try again
>die to stage 1 fairy
>try again
>die to stage 1 midboss ram
>try again
>die to yuyuko butterfly in third spell
>rage quit
Happens to all of us.
Restarting stage 1 is the bane of my existence  :D
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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #914 on: July 05, 2012, 03:04:48 PM »
ESPECIALLY SA STAGE 1 GODDAMMIT STOP KILLING ME KISUMEYAMAMEFAIRIESROCKSSSS
IT FEELS LIKE I'VE DONE 1500 LUNATIC ATTEMPTS BUT MY SPELL CARD HISTORIES FOR STAGE 2 ARE X/5

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #915 on: July 05, 2012, 03:13:23 PM »
If SA Stage 1 gives you trouble for some reason, just wait for UFO Stage 1...

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #916 on: July 05, 2012, 03:18:13 PM »
If SA Stage 1 gives you trouble for some reason, just wait for UFO Stage 1...
With the boss included. And hey. If you exclude Nazrin's last spell, UFO stage 1 is pretty sane, if I remember correctly.
Or maybe it's because my need to collect all the items is somehow quenched while I'm playing UFO.

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #917 on: July 05, 2012, 03:22:28 PM »
>Mess up UFO route slightly
>RESTART

Also, my record for Nazrin's first spell is surprisingly low for some reason.

SA is pretty liberal in general, taking into account near-unlimited bombs and ReimuA's instant transmission. UFO is the polar opposite.

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #918 on: July 05, 2012, 04:56:04 PM »
>Mess up UFO route slightly
>RESTART

Also, my record for Nazrin's first spell is surprisingly low for some reason.

It's pretty crazy how Nazrin's first spell goes from being absolutely no threat on hard mode to "why can't I stay alive?" status on lunatic.  Well, for me at least.


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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #919 on: July 05, 2012, 05:00:01 PM »
If SA Stage 1 gives you trouble for some reason, just wait for UFO Stage 1...

SA has the hardest stage 1 BY FAR if you're going for 3.00+ power before Yamame.
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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #920 on: July 05, 2012, 05:24:20 PM »
The stage is absolutely laughable once you teleport a lot, and even when you don't, coasting from one side to the other and grabbing the power items inbetween isn't so hard. Heck, it's way more fun and laid-back (at the same time) than most things you get to do at the early parts of these games.

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #921 on: July 05, 2012, 05:34:47 PM »
Even without Reimu-A, it's just grazing, and the path isn't really particularly hard to memorize or execute. Unless, of course, you absolutely insist on grazing the huge fairies because it looks cool.

On another note, couldn't they just have left out goddamn flying in 10.5 and 12.3? I thought Reimu's controls were awkward and hindered my ability to carelessly jump without having to worry about flying by accident, but Sanae's controls are atrocious, Jesus Christ, worst flying experience since Microsoft Flight Simulator. I seriously hope this gets better once I've got the hang of it.

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #922 on: July 05, 2012, 08:04:59 PM »
SA has the hardest stage 1 BY FAR if you're going for 3.00+ power before Yamame.
THIS IS MY POINT. And then there is Yamame too who is no slouch at all, and rapes you with her frigging opener, of all things.

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #923 on: July 06, 2012, 01:00:26 AM »
Ha ha ha... Very funny Mokou...

My old high score was 1.35 billion points.

My score that I got was 1.30 billion points.

Just great. I suck at every Extra Stage when it comes to scoring except the most trivial of them all, which doesn't even have that much in note.

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #924 on: July 06, 2012, 01:02:05 AM »
ESPECIALLY SA STAGE 1 GODDAMMIT STOP KILLING ME KISUMEYAMAMEFAIRIESROCKSSSS
IT FEELS LIKE I'VE DONE 1500 LUNATIC ATTEMPTS BUT MY SPELL CARD HISTORIES FOR STAGE 2 ARE X/5
I had somewhere around 100 with a stage 2 boss history of X/1 when I 1cced lunatic.

You may all hate me.

Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #925 on: July 06, 2012, 01:28:50 AM »
Goddammit Remi
I don't care if you have charisma, 7-2 should have never existed

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #926 on: July 06, 2012, 02:02:57 AM »
Played some Ten Desires, most my deaths were from fairies coming in randomly while I collect spirits! Annoying! :(

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #927 on: July 06, 2012, 03:18:39 AM »
Played some Ten Desires, most my deaths were from fairies coming in randomly while I collect spirits! Annoying! :(

Stop being greedy, greed takes lives. Mainly yours.
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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #928 on: July 06, 2012, 03:27:54 AM »
I hate when I am just playing Touhou and then my computer goes like "LOL UR DEAD NAOW" and it minimizes the window, when I didn't click the minimize button. GRAH

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Re: Touhou Rage Thread XIII: Unlucky Deaths & Silly Mistakes Edition
« Reply #929 on: July 06, 2012, 05:16:01 AM »
@Esu: As far as I'm aware, IN Extra scoring is hardly the most trivial. Lots of supergrazing and stuff. Compare it to UFO or MoF, where you mostly just perfect things.

Edit: Oh, nevermind. I misread what you said. :V