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~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: Moerin on November 11, 2010, 04:49:30 PM

Title: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Moerin on November 11, 2010, 04:49:30 PM
Ahem... Is this thing on?  Ahem.

As you are all no doubt aware by now, the nation of CPMC is in the grips of revolution!  And with revolution, there always comes... Opportunity!  The great Holy Moerin Empire has been laid low recently, what with the loss of our mighty tilde, heart and... Greater-than and less-than signs.  But does this foreshadow our defeat?  NO!  Our time of weakness ends HERE!  If we lack power, we'll simply take it from someone who has power, by force if necessary!

And so, we declare war upon the bloated, corrupt upper-class, those so-called (perhaps rightfully so) "Idiot Maidens"!  And with careful deliberation in the most scientific way available to our mighty empire...

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[16:44]   <Magical_Moerin>   @dice 1d6
[16:44]   <Keine-chan>   Magical_Moerin: 4

...We have chosen to focus our attempts on that most heinous, that most diabolical, that most evil of all of the Idiot Maidens... SQUIDTENTACLE!  Now tell me, do you have the resolve it takes to put your title, territory and power on the line, or are you as spineless are your name suggests?  The great Holy Moerin Empire awaits your response, mongrel!

(tl;dr I challenge Squidy for IM, that okay?)
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 11, 2010, 04:50:49 PM
Oh boy.

(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5306/vlcsnap58753.jpg)

Gotta clean this place up for the challenge...
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: helvetica on November 11, 2010, 04:54:23 PM
And the Worker revolution has begun!
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Unassuming Squid on November 11, 2010, 04:57:46 PM
WAIT WHAT BUT I JUST GOT HERE

*cough*

I accept your challenge, puerile swine! Have at thee!
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Moerin on November 11, 2010, 05:07:16 PM
Very well!  I see you are not as cowardly as you look!

We shall meet on the field of battle... Once the terms of our contest have been worked out.  BUT AS SOON AS THEY ARE, I SHALL CRUSH YOU INTO DUST AND SCATTER YOU TO THE WIND!  AHAHAHAHAH!

...Ahem.

Oh boy.

(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/5306/vlcsnap58753.jpg)

Gotta clean this place up for the challenge...
...!  :blush:

...W-would you consider becoming part of the Moerin Empire with m-me?  Together, we can create the world's strongest nation!
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Janitor Morgan on November 11, 2010, 05:39:49 PM
...!  :blush:

...W-would you consider becoming part of the Moerin Empire with m-me?  Together, we can create the world's strongest nation!

I... I apologize, but I must decline your offer. I'm currently doing janitorial work for El Salvador, and I don't think Grandpa Rome would be happy if I came back early...

(http://img828.imageshack.us/img828/1690/chibitaliaitaly.png)

But I'm looking forward to the contest! Both of you, do your best!
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Prody on November 11, 2010, 05:50:34 PM
Special thanks to Keine for not choosing me!
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: andrewv42 on November 11, 2010, 06:34:07 PM
/popcorn
/drinks

Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Minch on November 11, 2010, 06:39:08 PM
REVOLUTOIN! I will enjoy being a spectacle for this fight. *grabs popcorn and tea*
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: theshirn on November 11, 2010, 06:41:59 PM
I think you mean this. (http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/5046/touhouorinwatches.gif)

stupid giant gif
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Unassuming Squid on November 11, 2010, 08:25:56 PM
Very well!  I see you are not as cowardly as you look!

We shall meet on the field of battle... Once the terms of our contest have been worked out.  BUT AS SOON AS THEY ARE, I SHALL CRUSH YOU INTO DUST AND SCATTER YOU TO THE WIND!  AHAHAHAHAH!

...Ahem.

Your brazen cockiness will be your downfall, false ruler! I will allow my actions to do the talking for me.

So now we wait, I guess? I'm so unfamiliar with this.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Minch on November 11, 2010, 08:28:43 PM
Your brazen cockiness will be your downfall, false ruler! I will allow my actions to do the talking for me.

So now we wait, I guess? I'm so unfamiliar with this.
YOU will be your downfall squidward! We will bring down communism!
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Bitmap on November 11, 2010, 09:11:40 PM
YOU will be your downfall squidward! We will bring down communism!

Communism is good for you. Foolish child, your mind has been corrupted by the devil in which we call capitalism.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Minch on November 11, 2010, 09:13:07 PM
Communism is good for you. Foolish child, your mind has been corrupted by the devil in which we call capitalism.
Pff. I don't believe in capitalism. I believe in anarchism.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: HakureiSM on November 11, 2010, 09:14:54 PM
YOU will be your downfall squidward! We will bring down communism!
This kid seems to think Theorist's rule would be that of a capitalist :V
Dammit. But anarchism with a ruler makes no sense ???



On tpic: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

:<
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Bitmap on November 11, 2010, 09:15:29 PM
Pff. I don't believe in capitalism. I believe in anarchism.
I don't see much difference between the two now.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Minch on November 11, 2010, 09:18:18 PM
There are subtle differences but its pretty much the same thing.  :derp:
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: helvetica on November 11, 2010, 09:22:05 PM
/popcorn
/drinks
:munch::munch::munch::munch::munch::munch::munch::munch::munch::munch::munch::munch::munch::munch:
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Moerin on November 11, 2010, 09:29:53 PM
This kid seems to think Theorist's rule would be that of a capitalist :V
I always played fundamentalist, myself.
...Then again that was just for the additional funds that came in.  Realistically... Do you really, really want to know what kind of rule I would enact?

Also, as fun an idea anarchy might sound on paper, like just about every other form of government it's, uh, only really good on paper.  So in the end, it is not the form of government that the Imperium Moerinum Sacrum and it's glorious leader, the Grand High Imperial Papal Majestrix Moeko N. Theorist represent.  The one thing I can tell you about how we're governed is that it is many times more awesome than any other form of government that you know of!  8)
To me, anyway.  Eheheh.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: HakureiSM on November 11, 2010, 09:31:31 PM
Grand High Imperial Papal Majestrix Moeko N. Theorist

This is just great. :L
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Bitmap on November 11, 2010, 09:39:59 PM
...Then again that was just for the additional funds that came in.  Realistically... Do you really, really want to know what kind of rule I would enact? >:D

Also, as fun an idea anarchy might sound on paper, like just about every other form of government it's, uh, only really good on paper.  So in the end, it is not the form of government that the Imperium Moerinum Sacrum and it's glorious leader, the Grand High Imperial Papal Majestrix Moeko N. Theorist represent.  The one thing I can tell you about how we're governed is that it is many times more awesome than any other form of government that you know of!  8)
To me, anyway.  Eheheh.

And what are your plans to benefit the common people? You just seem like a mad-man abusing power to only benefit yourself. Why should "we" support you?
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Minch on November 11, 2010, 09:41:25 PM
And what are your plans to benefit the common people? You just seem like a mad-man abusing power to only benefit yourself. Why should "we" support you?
Cause he can make you "disappear" or "removed from the face of the earth"
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: HakureiSM on November 11, 2010, 09:42:54 PM
And what are your plans to benefit the common people? You just seem like a mad-man abusing power to only benefit yourself. Why should "we" support you?
You said it yourself. Isn't that a good enough reason?
I'm totally down with it. I'd even take part on it but BAAAAAAAITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Bitmap on November 11, 2010, 09:46:11 PM
Cause he can make you "disappear" or "removed from the face of the earth"

Oh come now, you must be able to present me a better reason than that.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Moerin on November 11, 2010, 09:49:06 PM
And what are your plans to benefit the common people? You just seem like a mad-man abusing power to only benefit yourself. Why should "we" support you?
Ahah...

Ahahah...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Minch on November 11, 2010, 09:52:36 PM
Moerin~ What would Italy think of you being evil?
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Bitmap on November 11, 2010, 09:53:13 PM
Ahah...

Ahahah...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!


>:D
My suspicions are right then. It seems like you lost your head. I approve.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: HakureiSM on November 11, 2010, 09:55:06 PM
Moerin~ What would Italy think of you being evil?
They'll join him?
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: An Odd Sea Slug on November 11, 2010, 10:53:47 PM
/miserable pile of secrets
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Doll.S CUBE on November 11, 2010, 11:01:53 PM
Who's revolution is this?

Anyway, GO SQUIDTENTACLE!!!!
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Minch on November 11, 2010, 11:02:26 PM
Who's revolution is this?

Anyway, GO SQUIDTENTACLE!!!!
Why squid?
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: ES-Anthy on November 11, 2010, 11:03:25 PM
OH JESUS STOP THIS MAN NOW BEFORE THE STREETS RUN RED WITH BLOOD AND FLOOD WITH MEN BEING TURNED INTO TRAPS AND ALL THE WOMEN INTO EXCEL OH GOOOOOOOOD.

/me  suddenly disappears, never to be seen again.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Doll.S CUBE on November 11, 2010, 11:06:52 PM
Why squid?

Because he has awesome pics and deserves to keep his title.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Minch on November 11, 2010, 11:10:56 PM
Because he has awesome pics and deserves to keep his title.
Well yes, I guess so.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Hanged Hourai on November 11, 2010, 11:12:57 PM
Go Squid!
Now to sit back and watch.
 :munch:
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Moerin on November 11, 2010, 11:16:00 PM
But I propose a return to a better time, back when Idiot Maiden meant something!  Once I held the title in my grasp, but it slipped through my hands before I could really do anything with it... But this time... SHALL BE DIFFERENT!  This time you shall all see the true glory of Moerin!  And once more, the golden age of Idiotdom shall return!

...Whether you like it or not.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Pesco on November 11, 2010, 11:17:19 PM
I dunno bro, people tend to win IM outright to show they're worth it in the first place.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Minch on November 11, 2010, 11:17:26 PM
But I propose a return to a better time, back when Idiot Maiden meant something!  Once I held the title in my grasp, but it slipped through my hands before I could really do anything with it... But this time... SHALL BE DIFFERENT!  This time you shall all see the true glory of Moerin!  And once more, the golden age of Idiotdom shall return!

...Whether you like it or not.
Yes! Great speech moerin~ Bring back CPMC to its original state!
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: HakureiSM on November 11, 2010, 11:28:11 PM
Baity :<
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Ubiquitial on November 12, 2010, 03:01:20 AM
Fucking challenges how do they work?
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: IBakaChan on November 13, 2010, 08:15:25 AM
Moeriiiiiinn~!
I'M CHEERING FOR YOOOOUUU!!

Crush your enemy and send him to BURN, BUUUUUUURN IN HELL!


Or, y'know, give him a pie. Pie is good. Pie works as bribes. RIGHT?
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Minch on November 13, 2010, 08:16:49 AM
Moeriiiiiinn~!
I'M CHEERING FOR YOOOOUUU!!

Crush your enemy and send him to BURN, BUUUUUUURN IN HELL!


Or, y'know, give him a pie. Pie is good. Pie works as bribes. RIGHT?
No. Its donuts and scones work as bribes.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: IBakaChan on November 13, 2010, 08:22:31 AM
No. Its donuts and scones work as bribes.
Scones, maybe. If a cup of tea is included.
Donuts works on cops n' people like that.

Pie is superior.

ALL HAIL THE HOLY MOERIN EMPIRE!
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Minch on November 13, 2010, 08:30:51 AM
Scones, maybe. If a cup of tea is included.
Donuts works on cops n' people like that.

Pie is superior.

ALL HAIL THE HOLY MOERIN EMPIRE!
Why won't you step in my office with some scones and for some poisoned tea?  :3
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Pesco on November 13, 2010, 08:31:22 AM
おっぱい is superior.

fixed
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: IBakaChan on November 13, 2010, 08:39:43 AM
fixed
Oh u.
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: dustyjo on November 13, 2010, 01:08:02 PM
OH JESUS STOP THIS MAN NOW BEFORE THE STREETS RUN RED WITH BLOOD AND FLOOD WITH MEN BEING TURNED INTO TRAPS AND ALL THE WOMEN INTO EXCEL OH GOOOOOOOOD.

...that's a bad thing?  ???
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: Lloyd Dunamis on November 15, 2010, 07:42:42 AM
D-dangit, I can't stop... s-smiling...... >//////////////////<

...*coughcough* erm, pardon... uhh............ I'm actually torn between voting for either side ;_;...[/size]

/me activates Ouendan mode, cheers for both
Title: Re: The gauntlet is thrown! (Challenge thread)
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on November 15, 2010, 08:35:51 AM
As an extension of the Holy Moerin Empire [read: We're both living in the same country, which by Hetalia standards means we are THE SAME PERSON], I fully approve of this contest.

FIGHT, MOERIN! FOR EVERLASTING CROSSDRESSING!