> "Hm... okay, I think I have one..."
> "So, these two girls are at their school one night, when one of them says she needs to go to the bathroom. Well, schools are kind of creepy at night, so her friend goes with her to wash her face. While she's drying her face, she hears a voice, a voice she's never heard before, in one of the stalls. 'What color paper do you want: blue or red?'"
> "After a little while, her friend answers 'Um... red.' The next thing she knows, the girl hears her friend start screaming! So, she rushes to the bathroom stall her friend was in, and tries to open it. It takes a little while, since the door was locked, but she finally gets it open, to see the entire stall covered in blood, and her friend lying face down, her back torn apart, looking like she was wearing a red cape."
> Pause for a bit.
> "So, a few days later, the girl was back in that bathroom, not because she wanted to, but because she had to. She was already scared out of her wits, because her friend died there, so when she heard a voice say 'What color paper do you want: blue or red?', she was terrified. But, she remembered that her friend died when she answered red, so she said 'B-b-blue!'".
> Dramatic pause. "The next day, the teachers found her hanging from the ceiling, her face blue..."
> Grin. "Well?"