Ask a Staffer Ep. 13 - Seventh Holy Scripture

[Tamashii Kanjou]

If Sariel, Konngara, Mima, Yumemi, Yuka, and Shinki got into an all out brawl, how would you watch it?

And who would you put your money on winning? And who do you think would fall first?

What has been your favourite/memorable (and non-favourite) moment on MotK? (If this has been asked, or along those lines, then sorry. >< )

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

Would you prefer a lot of friends, or a small amount of closer friends?

Small amount of closer friends, pretty much the case now.

Do you have a job?

Nope. Been applying for internships, but haven't gotten any.

Are you a massive MMO player, and have you ever been accepted into a beta for one? Is there an Eight Holy Scripture?

I played in the Pangya closed beta. And I'm on the Aeria Games mailing list for unknown reasons and I'm pretty sure they've invited me to a few closed betas, but I've never played any of those.

Is there an Eight Holy Scripture?

I wouldn't put it past Nasu.

How many holes does your scripture have in it?

Countless, mostly in Leviticus and Deuteronomy.

If Sariel, Konngara, Mima, Yumemi, Yuka, and Shinki got into an all out brawl, how would you watch it?

Streamcast with running commentary by Team Baka.

And who would you put your money on winning? And who do you think would fall first?

Yumemi will win with the power of CHRISTIAN SCIENCE. Mima will get knocked out first due to the ego.

If a giant meteor was about to fall on your house, what would you use to catch it?

Portal to Activision headquarters.

What has been your favourite/memorable (and non-favourite) moment on MotK? (If this has been asked, or along those lines, then sorry. >< )

The most memorable in a non-favorite way was definitely the April Fools' disaster, whereas the favorite would be the charity drives. It's awesome to see how much good we can do when we come together.

[Hello Purvis]

ما هو رأيك من الناس الذين يكتبون بلغات غير التي يتحدث بها معظم الناس على المجلس عندما يمكن أن يكتب أيضا جيدة تماما الإنجليزية؟

Do you mind that I call you Sevens?

What is your least favorite significant Touhou fan theory? Significant being defined by a non-negligible amount of people endorsing it.

Do you think that Yukkuri lovers vs Yukkuri haters are the fandom's equivalent of Skub vs Anti-Skub?

What do you feel was the worst disaster in the forum's history?

How do you approach an issue when making a moderation decision?

Why am I your favorite?

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

ما هو رأيك من الناس الذين يكتبون بلغات غير التي يتحدث بها معظم الناس على المجلس عندما يمكن أن يكتب أيضا جيدة تماما الإنجليزية؟

أعتقد أن جوجل ترجمة يجعل المشكلة غير مهم.

Do you mind that I call you Sevens?

Nope.

What is your least favorite significant Touhou fan theory? Significant being defined by a non-negligible amount of people endorsing it.

Can't say I'm familiar with the more recent fan theories, but I find most of the "____ is ____'s mother" ones to be silly and rest on horribly flimsy evidence.

Do you think that Yukkuri lovers vs Yukkuri haters are the fandom's equivalent of Skub vs Anti-Skub?

Pretty much.

What do you feel was the worst disaster in the forum's history?

Probably the globat webhosting debacle. Out of the various troubles we've had, it's probably the one that was least anyone's fault; we lost everything just because a webhost decided to be unreasonable for no possible gain.

How do you approach an issue when making a moderation decision?

Well, unless the issue is a rules violation as clearly as day, I think it's common sense not to act unilaterally - at the most, hide any offending posts from public visibility while we discuss the matter. I, myself, haven't done any hands-on moderation in a long time. I try to chip in with reasonable suggestions when debates come up, but they're merely my own personal thoughts; I'm not active enough to claim to try and advocate for the members  or anything such.

Why am I your favorite?

Because Edible hasn't gotten around to editing your post yet.

[HakureiSM]

Tastes in music?

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

Tastes in music?

Well, right now I'm listening to this.

I like a pretty eclectic variety of Japanese female singers. Akino Arai, Akiko Shikata, Cocco, Natsumi Kiyoura, and Haruka Shimotsuki are probably the best-known names well represented on my playlist. For the past month I've been mostly looping bermei.inazawa.

I have another playlist that's stocked with 70's and 90's progressive/alt stuff- Floyd, Genesis, Jethro Tull, King Crimson, Iced Earth, Pinback, Tool- but I haven't visited it for a while.

[Mimachiro]

Where's the fire?

If a cow and a chicken got into a street fight, what would the pig do?

What's your favorite youkai species?

[Prody]

What's your opinion on Nico Nico Douga and anything about its culture?

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

Where's the fire?

In your heart.

If a cow and a chicken got into a street fight, what would the pig do?

Eat the loser.

What's your favorite youkai species?

Hmm. I like nue, but not Touhou's Nue in particular. Tayutama has a better one.

What's your opinion on Nico Nico Douga and anything about its culture?

Better than YouTube, I guess? I don't browse it a great deal.

[HakureiSM]

Your opinion on those sudden massively popular like LoL and Minecraft

[Mimachiro]

What's your favorite touhou pairing?

What's your favorite crack touhou pairing?

If you could pair off staffers, who would be the best "couple?"

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

What's your favorite touhou pairing?

Border Team.

What's your favorite crack touhou pairing?

Marisu x Alice

If that doesn't count, maybe Reisen x Youmu or Sakuya x Youmu. Pairings based primarily on stage of appearance amuse me for some reason.

If you could pair off staffers, who would be the best "couple?"

Judging from this topic, Edible x Purvis.

[E-Nazrin]

Judging from this topic, Edible x Purvis.

Who's on top?

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

Who's on top?

I haven't seen Purvis edit any of Edible's posts, clearly he's M.

[Hello Purvis]

I play hard to get~


If you could change one rule here, what would it be?

If this were a question that was really just a memespouting effort, what meme would you prefer it be?

How much you bench, bro?

What is the one question you don't want me to ask?

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

If you could change one rule here, what would it be?

No idea. I think all of the rules we have are pretty sensible. I'd answer something silly but not when I just woke up.  :colonveeplusalpha:

If this were a question that was really just a memespouting effort, what meme would you prefer it be?

Arcade Bumstead, since I created it. (I have no proof of this.)

How much you bench, bro?

What is the one question you don't want me to ask?

One of these questions answers the other.

[Iryan]

One of these questions answers the other.

How do you bench a question? 

[Mimachiro]

How many Purvis can you bench?

What is the exact value of pi?

If you were going to get sucked up into a tornado with no way to avoid it, how would you partake in your flight?

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

How do you bench a question? 

Easy, so long as you have no qualms violating the sanctity of Vic Sage's grave.

How many Purvis can you bench?

In attempting to answer this through demonstration, I encountered difficulty locating more than one Purvis. Do you know a supplier?

What is the exact value of pi?

Γ(?)?

If you were going to get sucked up into a tornado with no way to avoid it, how would you partake in your flight?

Dueling ninjas in a trailer park (formerly) located in Akron, Ohio.

[HakureiSM]

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Yes, that's how Hollywood got its name.

[Mimachiro]

How many times does someone have to call you at six in the morning before you hurt them?

Has someone ever called you while you were in the same building as them?

Do you get the pleasure of dealing with incompetent individuals on a near daily basis?

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

How many times does someone have to call you at six in the morning before you hurt them?

My phone is never on. Today I got woken up by my cat, though.

Has someone ever called you while you were in the same building as them?

Nope.

Do you get the pleasure of dealing with incompetent individuals on a near daily basis?

Only when a professor assigns a group project.

[Edible]

Video of your cat?

[Kips McKipzerson]

If I have a dollar and you had a dollar, who's got more money?

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

Video of your cat?

I'm not sure I have means to record a video, my cell phone can't do it. Someone else's might be able, but it's hard to get a sight of my cat anyway. She's super timid and runs away from everyone and everything.

If I have a dollar and you had a dollar, who's got more money?

You, a dollar in California buys like fifty cents worth of stuff compared anywhere else.

[theshirn]

She's super timid and runs away from everyone and everything.

?

[Edible]

I'm not sure I have means to record a video, my cell phone can't do it. Someone else's might be able, but it's hard to get a sight of my cat anyway. She's super timid and runs away from everyone and everything.

VIDEO OF YOUR CAAAAAAAAAAAAT? >:|

[HakureiSM]

Do polar bears shit in the woods?

[Seventh Holy Scripture]

Do polar bears shit in the woods?

At the rate habitat shift is occurring it won't be long.