THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1

[Berzul]

This is starting to get desperate.. we don't have all the time in the world, the are suppose to be 2 more challenges after this... I have made my decision long time ago and it seem no one did cared of my opinion back then, but it's still the same. So..

##Berzul at Rumia
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Just decide already.. one of you should sacrifice for the sake of sanity...

[UncertainJakutten]

Wait, this was a best of three? I'm pretty sure that this is stand alone, Berzul...

[Berzul]

Wait, this was a best of three? I'm pretty sure that this is stand alone, Berzul...

You sureeee, that the rules for standard IP battle changed since the last one? Better count for the worse maybe, it's just "Day 1"

[UncertainJakutten]

You can ask Pesco for clarification. You are aware most IP battles AREN'T three rounds, right?

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

*Shadoweh's rambo guide*

Pfft, no.

*UK's rambo guide*

Eh, getting there.

Fail Rambo guide.

This is how you do it
1. Roll SK. That's the true Rambo of Rambos in mafia because this fucker takes on the game ALONE and wins.
2. Wagons are your hitlist. Especially if they were on your wagon.
3. You tell the Town who is the boss around here. You make sure they're either with you or they're dead.
4. If a Townie cuts your post to make you choo choo on a fucking train, you shoot the dumbass for getting in your way.
5. Make sure your name is Dormio. Because nobody else can make the best posts and vig a known bomb like he can.

Damn fucking straight.
Just make sure you don't forget the part where you claim scum. Because you can.

[Berzul]

You can ask Pesco for clarification. You are aware most IP battles AREN'T three rounds, right?

"In the case of Deity challenges, it's best of 3 challenges."

hmm if Shadoweh wins, he would become one? Then why Day 1 at the first place then...? And what is the point of having "one part challenge" that is only one part? Shouldn't it be more fair and square to for the players that they would be challenged in various tasks?

[Pesco]

This one is just an IP challenging the IM for her slot. The IM doesn't actually get to win anything other than bragging rights :V

[Berzul]

This one is just an IP challenging the IM for her slot. The IM doesn't actually get to win anything other than bragging rights :V

Then.. it's really unfair for one of the side, Because his price is not equal to the price he has to pay for losing... sad world this...

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

4. Don't wait for any townies before you shoot.
There are only like 2 powers that can help you kill someone, compared to like 5 powers that stop you from blowing up who you want. Not waiting for anyone will save you from out of nowhere roleblocks when you're arguing 5vs1 about who you want to kill.

Oh yeah, hi5 for teamwork in Zombie Mafia.
If only I were scum that game.
I could have trololol'd you and Conqueror so hard.

[Shadoweh]

Then.. it's really unfair for one of the side, Because his price is not equal to the price he has to pay for losing... sad world this...

Isn't it sad, Shadoweh? ;_;

Oh yeah, hi5 for teamwork in Zombie Mafia.
If only I were scum that game.
I could have trololol'd you and Conqueror so hard.

The next time I roll vig YOU ARE THE FIRST TO GO!

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Next time I roll SK, or vig, or scum, I'll make sure to send you my love on the first day/night.

Spoiler:

Because I love you and we'll be together forever 'til death do us part. No spoony Bard will get in the way of this.

[Pesco]

Next time I roll SK, or vig, or scum, I'll make sure to send you my love on the first day/night.

Spoiler:

Because I love you and we'll be together forever 'til death do us part. No spoony Bard will get in the way of this.

Eeeww how creepy

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Would you rather I send my regards to you, my lovely rabbit?

... I need to get back to work on assignments instead of being bored.

[Pesco]

UK found me half of what I wanted. So it's good enough for now.

##Unvote
##Vote Shadoweh

[Momiji]

##Vote: Shadoweh

[Stuffman]

##Vote UK because UK asked me out of the blue to vote for Shadoweh. How underhanded!

[Shadoweh]

Next time I roll SK, or vig, or scum, I'll make sure to send you my love on the first day/night.

Spoiler:

Because I love you and we'll be together forever 'til death do us part. No spoony Bard will get in the way of this.

But Dormio, you sent me Bard the next night and we were together in blissful insanity the entire graveyard time <3 <3 <3

##Vote UK because UK asked me out of the blue to vote for Shadoweh. How underhanded!

:O THAT CONNIVING SCUM! I bet that's why Momizi has come against my cuteness too, nyooo ;-;

[Momiji]

THAT CONNIVING SCUM! I bet that's why Momizi has come against my cuteness too, nyooo ;-;

I'm not sure who this "Momizi" is you're talking about~  :3

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

But Dormio, you sent me Bard the next night and we were together in blissful insanity the entire graveyard time <3 <3 <3

Pfft.
You call that "insanity"?
Clearly you haven't heard a conversation between rizock and I over teamspeak.
Or a conversation between me and anything after a hospital visit.

[Kilgamayan]

##Vote: Shadoweh

I want to be cool too.

[Shadoweh]

I want to be cool too.

D: This is because of your N1 kill isn't it? I'll roll doctor! I'll think only of saving you!

Spoiler:

With a 50 word rp scene of our passionate love!

[Pesco]

Vote count

UK (12): Colt, theshim, DollS, Sakana, Reddyne, capt H, Conqueror, UK, HW, K4u, Hourai, Stuffman (L-13)

Shadoweh (20): Berzul, Amaterasu, Dormio, That Guy, HakuSM, Arashi, Moerin, Kips, Zakeri, Ruro, Sect, rdj, Zengar, EP, Pesco, Momiji, Kilga (L-4)

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch
About 0 + 25 hours remain

[Shadoweh]

There aren't even 20 people voting for me ;^; It has been suggested that I write something palpable to the audience so.. you'll have to wait a few hours for it. Don't hammer Shadoweh!

[UncertainJakutten]

Come on guys, we have 25 hours to get a lynch, and Shadoweh is almost there. Don't let her scum pleas trick you! She's just stalling for no lynch. Even if she produces some fiction, she's banking on everyone being so distracted by reading it that they forget to vote her!

[Chaore]

Totally not secretly lurkscum aiding scumbuddy with a sudden vote out of nowhere. nope.

##Vote: Shadoweh.

COMPLETELY INCONSPICUOUS.

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

Don't hammer Shadoweh!

Quick! DollS! We need your expertise!

[Seian Verian]

Shadoweh is shadowy, obviously scum

##Vote: Shadoweh

...*disappears into shadows*

[Conqueror]

Quick! DollS! We need your expertise!

Need some PX and NeoSerela in here.

Edit: Never mind, forgot NeoSerela wasn't the counterwagon to UK.

[Pesco]

Shadoweh is gonna help twink me out. Guess I can't ignore that.

##Unvote

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