"Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back to your man. Now back to me! Sadly, he isn't me. But if she stopped using old lady's clothes and switched to Jun Spice, he could dress like he's me."
"Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat, with the TRAP YOUR TRAP COULD DRESS LIKE! What's in your hand? Back at me. It's an oyster, with two tickets to that crossdresser's convention you love. Look again -- the tickets are now pantyhose! Anything is possible when your man dresses like Jun Spice and not an old lady. I'm on a bondage horse." *whistle*