"Thanks, everyone, for signing the medical waivers. For this IP challenge, one IP will become ID, but the remaining IPs will be probated for three months. Your task is simple: each of you are required to write a 2,000 word erotic story involving the cast of the first two books of the Twilight series, as Scientologist furries. 500 words of this story must be dialogue wherein the characters discuss either a) the Teapot Dome Scandal, b) psoriasis, or c) John Travolta. The narrator must adopt and write phonetically in an accent - your choices are: a) Cockney, b) Boston or c) John Travolta. At some point in the story, you need to make yourself a cameo appearance, wherein you are challenged to a battle rap by the story's main character, and you lose. You have 48 hours. Good luck!"