>"Well, it'd be more fun that for you than me wringing your next neck."
>She raises her eyebrows in surprise, then gives you a smug smirk.
>Walk some distance from the store, toward Marisaheim. Once we get far enough away we feel secure in our privacy, and have a look around to make sure there are no interfering Speedwagons faeries, open the bottle.
>Do what Purvis said, except belay last phrase
>"Before I let you out. Can I ask you a few questions?"
>"I haven't exactly been ... keeping up with the times this past month of so. This "internet" and "Meme" thing is getting pretty out of hand. I've heard you take an interest, I know Marisa has, and apparently, Knowledge has as well. Can you explain to me, even vaguely, what this thing is?"
>You head into the forest towards Marisa's house, favoring the strictly direct route through the forest over the easier meandering path Marisa usually uses.
>Once you're decently into the forest, you take a furtive look around to make sure no fairies are running amok nearby. It's rare this close to Marisa's, and at this time of the morning, but better safe than sorry.
>Thankfully, you're still nowhere near Mystia's, so stands and Speedwagons are not an issue>Once satisfied of your safety, you begin your interrogations.
>Koishi's eyes glint again. "So you're gonna let me out?"
>She frowns for a moment, and tilts her head. "What questions?"
>You admit your unfamiliarity with the fanboys' recent shenanigans, and Koishi bursts out laughing.
>"Seriously? You've been that cooped up? Ahahaha! Okay, okay, fine. Uh... the internet is..."
>She trails off for a moment, a distant look in her eyes, then grins and starts singing in a relatively deep voice.
>"
The internet is for porn, the internet is for porn, why you think the 'net was born? Porn, porn, porn!"
>Koishi grins up at you for a moment, then continues in a somewhat different singing voice.
>"
I'm glad we have this new technology~ Which gives us untold opportunity~ Right from you own desktop, you can research browse and shop, until you've had enough and you're ready to stop!"
>She switches 'voice' again. "
FOR PORN!"
>Somehow, you doubt that was a serious answer.