You Know You're Addicted to Touhou When ... Volume 4: The Addicteding

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

When you finally start buying Touhou merchandise.
*Waits for the funifuni Ran doll to be shipped*

[Chronojet ⚙ Dragon]

Aya used Grass Mixer!

It's super efffective!

Reimu fainted!

[Chainsaw Guitar]

I'm currently playing HRtP. And loving it. But then again, I've always had a soft spot for Breakout style games, so it was bound to happen sooner or later.

[Mr. Sacchi]

You know you're addicted to touhou when...

You are laying on your bed...

Your eyes closed...

And then you hear "MARISA" out of nowhere and in a flash you are cowering to protect yourself against the spark.

PS: It was actually a movie my father was seeing, my parents bedroom is close to mine, one of the characters had the name "Marisa", and I didn't ask the name of the movie.

[Patorikku]

So I help out kids with skating, in order to get community service hours, in order to graduate. We were teaching them how to glide on one foot. The main coach of that section told them not to end up in a certain pose while skating. The pose happened to look EXACTLY LIKE KOISHI'S POSE.

What made it even funnier is that one particular boy did that exact pose TWICE. He fell down both times, and now I'm tempted to make a joke drawing of it with Koishi.

Also, my English teacher noted that no good teacher gives only nine questions. I think all good teachers know about Cirno, and want to evade looking like her.

[VIVItheFujoshi]

when you see the Cutie Honey R OP and in your mind all is changed for something wtf...CUTIE KOURIN. (because in lots and lots of arts do crossplay of some Touhou charas. that make me thing "how would be that, if he would able to mimic the charas,their powers and all? that is funny and awe...and fighting crime etc in the "old style" (with the KOURIN FLASH and all XD). The reporter...well, can be Lord Tengu (fit it well) Youki can be Aki-chan (ex gardener from Netherworld, now from the Gensokyo Shinsen-i said Police Force, and with that same actitude,without fear to nothing) Sister Jill can be Sariel (well,Angel of Death, want die with you together etc) Rinn continues working for the Kirisame family and Marisa is the one who help him in the shadows,all the girls (even boys) want do with him (Marisa?s father included XD) and all is about who for some reason the magic in Gensokyo is dissipating, and old warriors-and some misterious figthers must investigate the incident.) that is because i love that opening too mush.

[Aquila]

When you start playing Disgaea and all of your characters are named after Touhou characters

Frigging yes!


I also had a wind mage named Sanae and an Empusa named Koa

The main coach of that section told them not to end up in a certain pose while skating. The pose happened to look EXACTLY LIKE KOISHI'S POSE.

I whipped up an edited picture of her quickly after reading this and damn did I get a laugh out of it.

Anyway...
At school, if the teacher gives us "Do whatever the heck you want that won't get you in trouble" time, people start opening these flash games, then I pull out a USB and play some IN (on normal  :derp:).

[Marokuu]

Anyway...
At school, if the teacher gives us "Do whatever the heck you want that won't get you in trouble" time, people start opening these flash games, then I pull out a USB and play some IN (on normal  :derp:).

Exactly this except no USB (personal computers ftw ) and SA normal

[Aquila]

Exactly this except no USB (personal computers ftw ) and SA normal

Shoot... I'd play SA but our school computers don't have the latest direct X which renders them useless... :V

[Dormio Ergo Sum]

I spent a fair chunk of last term playing Double Spoiler at school.
Probably a bad choice in hindsight considering how it's my last year of school.

[チソウ タイゼン]

Shoot... I'd play SA but our school computers don't have the latest direct X which renders them useless... :V

While I do, and my school does, my computer just sucks.
I can't run post-PoFV without 33% lag.
The school can ;-;
I play(ed) SA and play PCB at school.
People may scoff at the name, people may scoff at the lolis, but they don't scoff at the volume of bullets threatening to consume them.

[Marokuu]

Watching Shinryaku! Ika Musume, episode two Sanae apeared, nuff said (also I want a squid youkai with ZUN clothes now)

EDIT: later same episode, miko outfit  :getdown:

[Hatateru]

Everyday when I wake up in the morning, the first thing which comes to my mind is Touhou :v

[VIVItheFujoshi]

Sariteru, your name is for this?



(remember it? XD)

[Luneth]

... When you've viewed this topic as many times as you've been on the forum. (At least twice per day, if you count my DSi. :V)

People may scoff at the name, people may scoff at the lolis, but they don't scoff at the volume of bullets threatening to consume them.

Exactly. =P
Whenever someone does something like that when I'm listening to a song with a video, I instantly pull up the first Lunatic video I can find for them. That usually works. (Although 90% of the time, according to them they're "Cheating or hacking". XD)
(30 seconds in) "Holy crap, how much life does he have left?"
"There is no 'life'. He has three lives, and if he gets touched even once he loses one." Etc. Then I go back to the music. 

[Hatateru]

Sariteru, your name is for this?



(remember it? XD)

Sure is. It's too adorable  :3

[Chronojet ⚙ Dragon]

Sariteru, your name is for this?



(remember it? XD)

Someone needs to bring this thing back. :\

[Kingault]

So I help out kids with skating, in order to get community service hours, in order to graduate. We were teaching them how to glide on one foot. The main coach of that section told them not to end up in a certain pose while skating. The pose happened to look EXACTLY LIKE KOISHI'S POSE.

Koishi's pose?

[Aquila]

Koishi's pose?

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/File:Koishi.png

I could've also just told you to Google it yourself but I'm just that bored.

Everyday when I wake up in the morning, the first thing which comes to my mind is Touhou :v

You're not alone there :3

People may scoff at the name, people may scoff at the lolis, but they don't scoff at the volume of bullets threatening to consume them.

Especially when you pull off a near impossible dodge and become just as amazed as the spectators (then probably get hit while reflecting on the dodge :V ).

[Marokuu]

I just spent like two hours just slaming my head against SA st 6 normal (mostly against Utsuho's first spell) when I beat it I threw my hands in the air and let out a suppressed YES!

I'm still shaking from the adrenaline from being at her last spell with no lifes

stuff like this just brightens your entire weekend amirite?  :V

[Yakitori]

Every time I forget to lock the keypad on my cellphone, I always somehow manage to bump in the number 9. Maybe my cellphone is reminding me of my stupidity.

[Micro]

....when you try to make a danmakufu script that exactly matches an official Touhou game.

[Marokuu]

When I wanted to play some L4D2 this evening I put my hands in the default Touhou position, it seriously took like ten seconds for me to realise what was wrong  :derp:

[CrimsonDX]

I just spent like two hours just slaming my head against SA st 6 normal (mostly against Utsuho's first spell) when I beat it I threw my hands in the air and let out a suppressed YES!

I'm still shaking from the adrenaline from being at her last spell with no lifes

stuff like this just brightens your entire weekend amirite?  :V

I know that feeling. Though not as epic, I managed to get through the entire fight with Hijiri (easy mode!) without dying or bombing once. On her final card I swear my heart felt like it was going to come out of my chest.

[KrackoCloud]

I'm still shaking from the adrenaline from being at her last spell with no lifes

I know that feeling! My hands get cold and I start shaking. I wonder if it has to do with suppressing one's breath when playing.

[Chronojet ⚙ Dragon]

suppressing

SURPRESSION "SUPER-EGO"

This must be a sign that I should stop playing so much Touhou.

[Hatateru]

My mom told me that there were two dead frogs near the pond this morning. I gave a thumbs up at first but I withdrew almost immediately after realizing how much I've wronged Suwako in doing so  :ohdear:

[Kaisou]

My mom told me that there were two dead frogs near the pond this morning. I gave a thumbs up at first but I withdrew almost immediately after realizing how much I've wronged Suwako in doing so  :ohdear:

Reminds me of last year when the class was dissecting frogs. I prayed and prayed for forgiveness the whole time. A few people were staring at me while I was praying, and I just told them, "I don't want to upset the frog god." Of course, they thought it was another religion because they didn't know about Touhou.
I'm addicted to Touhou because I converted my friends to Touhou.

[Aquila]

stuff like this just brightens your entire weekend amirite?  :V

Very, very... VERY much so. Clearing a final boss at all, regardless of difficulty or life/bomb count, will result in my heart wanting to do a back flip and my hands to just fall off. my downfall is I'm shaking so damn much I'd accidentally tap to the side or something. And afterwards, win or loose I need about 3mins to calm down :V

[Tamashii Kanjou]

You know, when your friend organizes a vampire role-play to include any vampire from any fiction, your head screams Remilia Scarlet. And I'm so doing it too; this will be fun. (Providing I don't role a 1; in which case, Charismaaaaaaaaa BREAK! >< )

Also, during Halloween, we were playing Just Dance 2; in almost all of the dances, the person on screen tends to have effects like lasers and the like. When we finished, Xan said 'so today, you've fired lasers and bullets.' My response was 'sounds like a normal day to me.'
 
Not sure if either of them got it; Leo might have though since he laughed.  :3