So, has anyone tried to decipher Dr.Z's message by using Touhou? Because, he chose this place because we are seemingly expected to posess the knowledge needed to understand him. And what makes us special is that we are a Touhou board, so obviously this is the answer!
Man, it's probably ZUN trying to tell us about the plot of Touhou 13! Hell, even the 'Z' fits!
Quick,someone offer the man a beer!!!