I have returned

[Gpop]

So this is the Dr. Z I've heard of before.

Well nice to meet you doctor. I believe I had someone under the same name in my Grade 10 History class once though. He was from Kazakhstan though, and you told me you were a brother of Borat

[communist unity (comm-unity)]

Why are we all assuming he is a doctor? Has he shown the proper credentials and paperwork proving he's one? I mean, I wouldn't trust some random guy who walked up to me in a street claiming to be a doctor.

For all we know, he could be the SM equivalent of one of those crack doctors who sell bottled water 'miracle' cures.  :/

[Gpop]

That Dr. Z I was talking about was also reading a book called, "The Death of America"

[communist unity (comm-unity)]

That Dr. Z I was talking about was also reading a book called, "The Death of America"

Oh my GOD.

My delusionssuspicions were correct, he's planning to destroy America. And we're the only ones who can stop it. America gives us KFC, Pepsi, and the Ford pickup truck. How can Dr. Z be so heartless to destroy an entire nation of people? He must be one of those evil, cliche scientists from a bond movie! Clearly, the Vile Dr. Z must be stopped at all costs. Our lives, our soft drinks, and our fried chicken depend on it

[helvetica]

I know the secret to Dr. Z

He's a Dragoon!!!

[Kilgamayan]

I know the secret to Dr. Z

He's a Dragoon!!!

I think he'll have a Ball with this revelation.

[UncertainJakutten]

I think he'll have a Ball with this revelation.

WRONG! But he will be Legendary.

[ふねん1]

The person is just posting his return in the same style as his introduction. Whatever.

A "welcome back" is in order nonetheless.

[Blitzer]

So, should I take this topic seriously or not?

[Alice★f]

So, should I take this topic seriously or not?

I honestly don't know any more.

Dr. Z knows how to defeat the North Koreans, but we rejected his assistance.

[Moerin]

So, should I take this topic seriously or not?

I'm treating this topic with the same level of seriousness I treat every topic~

...Bare in mind, I'm a subversive quasi-anarchist suffering from sleep deprivation. >.>

[Mr_Bob]

'Mr_Bob believes he has understood a facet of this Dr. Z personage' claims Mr_Bob. 'Mr_Boob queries what defines evil?' Mr_Boob continues: 'sloth, ignorance, fools, breast cup size under 12 cm, or possibly the inability to comprehend the alleged massive boobs'. Mr_Bob takes a moment to correct Mr_Boob. The correction replaces "massive boobs" with the intended "messages". 'That is all', Mr_Bob relays.

[Alice★f]

Something about boobs...

[Pesco]

Mr Bob is Dr Z. Discuss

[Moerin]

Mr Bob is Dr Z. Discuss

Dr Z is Mr Bob's Bizarro.  Anything else said on the matter is patently false. >.>

[Gappy]

I'm actually more curious to know Dr. Z's stance on Touhou, ZUN, beating UFO Lunatic and beer. Isn't that more relevant?

[Tengukami]

So, should I take this topic seriously or not?

What do you think?

[Iryan]

So, should I take this topic seriously or not?

Yes.

[Tengukami]

I'm even more curious to know where Dr. Z learned that using thesaurus words and going for the most long-winded way of conveying an idea is the same as sounding intelligent. Sounds like someone is going after a degree in the humanities!

[trancehime]

WRONG! But he will be Legendary.

That is but a mere fantasy.

I'm even more curious to know where Dr. Z learned that using thesaurus words and going for the most long-winded way of conveying an idea is the same as sounding intelligent. Sounds like someone is going after a degree in the humanities!

;_; I don't know why but I feel this kinda applies to me.

Also, people treating this topic seriously is a pretty adorabubble thing.

[Dead Princess Sakana]

So, has anyone tried to decipher Dr.Z's message by using Touhou? Because, he chose this place because we are seemingly expected to posess the knowledge needed to understand him. And what makes us special is that we are a Touhou board, so obviously this is the answer!

Man, it's probably ZUN trying to tell us about the plot of Touhou 13! Hell, even the 'Z' fits!

Quick,someone offer the man a beer!!!

[Edible]

Pretty sure joke topics go in the random board.

[Prody]

I thought Dr. Z was tsundere. I tend to stay away from those sort of people.

[JT]

I'm even more curious to know where Dr. Z learned that using thesaurus words and going for the most long-winded way of conveying an idea is the same as sounding intelligent. Sounds like someone is going after a degree in the humanities!

What's worse is that a lot of people seem legitimately impressed :I

[Tengukami]

Don't you mean "What troubles me to an even greater degree is the extent to which other registered members of this website appear to be sincerely taken aback in a positive manner by the verbal acrobatics in which the self-named doctor chooses to engage himself"?

[Edible]

I'm even more curious to know where Dr. Z learned that using thesaurus words and going for the most long-winded way of conveying an idea is the same as sounding intelligent.

Liberal arts college?

[Tengukami]

Liberal arts college?

Well, his sig image hotlinks from this website, so I'm going with "borderline aspie pedantic wordy donut-humper" myself.

[Gpop]

I'm now more confused than ever.

* Hartmarco hurts himself out of confusion

[Dead Princess Sakana]

donut-humper

:]

Oh Donut, give the good doctor a hug~

[trancehime]

Liberal arts college?

They call it the "College of Arts and Letters" round these parts!

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what the hell is wrong with you people