I go to work for a few hours and what is this?! *grabs an umbrella, then reads the "update"* DAMMIT BAITY!
I am so lost right now. Is this mafia or random or what? Not being a random person is going to bite me in the ass I know it; I'm probably already dead! Or not. I'll check again in the morning, maybe things will clear up (lol that must be the beer talking).
Also is it weird that when I read "cataclysm" in Baity's quote my first thought was a giant moon with a creepy grin slowly approaching us all?