Author Topic: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest (Read 70924 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #660 on:** January 25, 2011, 05:38:22 PM »

Utsuho: Hum the baseline to Super Freak/Hammertime.

Marokuu · « **Reply #661 on:** January 25, 2011, 05:53:20 PM »

Quote from: KimikoMuffin on January 25, 2011, 05:29:42 PM

Yeah, she's hanging around in Makai with Flandre, like it said she was in the first act.

Nothing stopping her from making you unconsciously fix that

Also:

>Utsuho: Could you go down and annihilate the underground with two incident solvers i front of you and a nagging voice in your head? No! and neither can she since she's a stupid-head.
>Utsuho: HEY, LISTEN, HELLO, HEY, HEY, LISTEN, HELLO, LISTEN!

EDIT: apparently Koishi is also messing with my ability to type Utsuho

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #662 on:** January 25, 2011, 06:21:10 PM »

>Yasora: Show Marisa a REAL star.
>Yukari: Be in four places at once.

>Alice: "Explain."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #663 on:** January 25, 2011, 06:59:06 PM »

Marisa: "No, for real, who are you again?"

Edible · « **Reply #664 on:** January 25, 2011, 07:31:13 PM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 25, 2011, 05:38:22 PM

Utsuho: Hum the baseline to Super Freak/Hammertime.

Or The Final Countdown.

capt. h · « **Reply #665 on:** January 27, 2011, 03:49:01 AM »

I hate the portal solution. Sure it works, but it's no fun to have Yukari solve the problem. We already knew she could, in fact, the twist would be if she could keep out of incidents when they start to get interesting.

I mean, you just went from team 8 having a 5-3 advantage to giving us the assumption Reimu could take care of four of them at once off screen, and leaving Yasora alone against Alice and Marisa. Where's the fun in that?

Yuka: beat Reimu

Mima: break the eyes in Yukari's realm

Yasora: Don't do anything stupid. Knowing Satori, you'll probably end up stuck with Okuu on the outside anyway, so try to make up with the Komeji's. After all, the reason you couldn't do it before is because Utsuho was in the way, and now she's not.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #666 on:** January 27, 2011, 05:20:50 AM »

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> Reimu: Go 4-on-1, win anyway.

Your attempt was an overwhelming success.

「FANTASY HEAVEN」 is a LAST WORD SPELL CARD, above and beyond all other types; they are fuelled by one's own LIFE FORCE, and usually require a phenomenal amount of power and concentration just to keep oneself from passing out after they finish. This one enables you to float in the air away from REALITY ITSELF, and is therefore also a TIMEOUT CARD, in which the user is invulnerable to DANMAKU from their opponents, who must simply weather it out (under the SPELL CARD RULES, all DANMAKU PATTERNS must run on a TIMER, and when it runs out, the pattern ends as if you had been hit; this enables battle to progress even if both sides are particularly good at dodging).

This variation is five times as powerful, ten times as dense, and doesn't have a TIMER, because you're allowed to do that sort of thing when they've broken the SPELL CARD RULES.

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> Strife Modus: CONVERSE -Running- (ver.Final Boss)

(Strife Modus: CONVERSE -Running- continues)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #667 on:** January 27, 2011, 05:35:02 AM »

Marisa: "Okay, let me get this straight. You're some nobody no one's ever heard of, that's taken over Utsuho, who we kinda like. You really are weird."

capt. h · « **Reply #668 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:43:22 AM »

~~The problem with this story is I want the bad guys to win. Reimu and Yukari aren't any fun, because they're freaking invincible.~~

Although I do believe that last word you just had Reimu cast would literally kill herself.

Reimu: Pass out.

Now, of those four, Yuuka is the one that doesn't need the spell card rules at all. She is literally a force of nature, and it is doubtful whether or not she can die, so she could probably take even an unlimited fantasy heaven, straight to the face, without spell card rules right up until Reimu passes out. But she's still stuck in that pocket dimension.

Yuuka: Break the eyes

Still, there's a good chance that won't work. What we really need is a way for Yasora to get at Yukari, Reimu's just the small fry. The problem with that is that on top of her undefined hax, Yukari never has to participate in a battle unless she wants to because of portals alone. So let's attack something Yukari will defend. Now, not even Yukari can make the Gensokyo border on her own (in canon), and that's important to her.

Yasora - Break the Hakurei border (with nuclear fusion)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #669 on:** January 27, 2011, 07:49:24 AM »

If you would like to complain, please take it to PM and stop littering the thread up with it. People are trying to enjoy themselves.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #670 on:** January 27, 2011, 08:47:40 AM »

I love Nue's "oh fuck this is going to hurt" face.

>Yukari: Derail the plot.

Stuffman · « **Reply #671 on:** January 27, 2011, 10:00:38 AM »

Quote from: KimikoMuffin on January 27, 2011, 05:20:50 AM

> Reimu: Go 4-on-1, win anyway.

Your attempt was an overwhelming success.

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY PLAYING IMPERISHABLE NIGHT

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #672 on:** January 27, 2011, 10:23:47 AM »

Yasora: Hokuto-no-Ken PHOENIX DIVE Fatal KO!!!

Marokuu · « **Reply #673 on:** January 27, 2011, 02:14:38 PM »

Quote from: capt. h on January 27, 2011, 07:43:22 AM

Yasora - Break the Hakurei border (with nuclear fusion)

whaaaa? how would that even... whatever, that command just sounds so weird

Orin: let Satori hitch a wheelbarrow ride

capt. h · « **Reply #674 on:** January 27, 2011, 02:27:31 PM »

Quote from: Okuu on January 27, 2011, 02:14:38 PM

whaaaa? how would that even... whatever, that command just sounds so weird

Orin: let Satori hitch a wheelbarrow ride

Step 1: Go to the Hakurei barrier

Step 2: Hit it with everything you got

Step 3: See if it breaks

Spoiler:

Smok, destroyer of thoughts · « **Reply #675 on:** January 27, 2011, 03:00:24 PM »

Satori crew: Jump in action.

Tenshi Hinanai: get a role. Start looking for action out of boredom.

Fujiwara no Mokou: suddenly snap and burn the Eientei, as a little story commercial break.

Edible · « **Reply #676 on:** January 27, 2011, 03:06:21 PM »

Quote from: KimikoMuffin on January 27, 2011, 05:20:50 AM

Hax Sign "You Just Plain Fucking Lose -Unlimited Fantasy Heaven"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE6yNmTQT7I

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #677 on:** January 27, 2011, 05:22:58 PM »

Quote from: Edible on January 27, 2011, 03:06:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE6yNmTQT7I

I was going to make that page a [S] with a remix of that, Ai wo Torimodose, and Weird Al's "Everything You Know Is Wrong," but it ended up sounding Incredibly Shitty, and anyway the reasons for the Weird Al are in-jokey even for me (a while ago I could only half-remember Ai wo Torimodose and my brain segued into Everything You etc so yeah)

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #678 on:** January 28, 2011, 08:24:13 PM »

>Alice: "You'll care if you don't want to have to fight your way through everyone else to get to her."

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #679 on:** January 28, 2011, 08:30:39 PM »

>Masha: Be Xyberhuge, grab Yasora out of the sky. ~~Devour her in a twist of irony~~

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #680 on:** January 29, 2011, 06:21:55 PM »

(Strife Modus: CONVERSE -Running- continues)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #681 on:** January 29, 2011, 08:26:48 PM »

>Utsuho: Fish heads! Fish Heads! Roly Poly Fish heads! Fish Heads! Fish Heads! Eat them up, Yum!
>Repeat until vocal chords wear ou-oh look, you don't have that problem!
>Marisa: "If you're so great, how did you end up getting eaten, anyways? Because, all signs point to you being kinda third rate."
>Nue: Loot fallen compatriots, sneak away.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #682 on:** January 29, 2011, 11:18:30 PM »

>Yukari: Fondly record shenanigans.

Edible · « **Reply #683 on:** January 30, 2011, 06:33:10 AM »

Quote from: It's Knot Purvis! on January 29, 2011, 08:26:48 PM

>Utsuho: Fish heads! Fish Heads! Roly Poly Fish heads! Fish Heads! Fish Heads! Eat them up, Yum!

ROLY-POLY FISH HEADS ARE NEVER SEEN DRINKING CAPPUCHINOS IN ITALIAN RESTAURANTS WITH ORIENTAL WOMENNNN

Yeah.

capt. h · « **Reply #684 on:** January 30, 2011, 09:18:42 AM »

Yasora: Ask about Yukari

Yasora: stop being stupid and go back to the witty snarker mindset. Just because you share a body with Okuu doesn't mean you have to act as dumb as Okuu. I mean, I know about villanous overconfidence, and picking fights for no reason is tradition in Gensokyo, but you want Yukari, and blasting these guys is not in your best interest.

GuardianTempest · « **Reply #685 on:** January 30, 2011, 01:41:51 PM »

>Yasora: CHARGE UR LAZOR!!!!!

Nothing can go wrong with this.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #686 on:** February 01, 2011, 05:09:33 AM »

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> Reimu: Pass out due to spent life-force.

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> ==>

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> Muffin: Reach final boss.

~~Thou art I, and I am thou~~ You are now MUFFIN.

Finally, I've reached the final boss of CREATE.SWF ADVENTURES! They're fun, but the games KIRBYM has been making with CREATE.SWF are weird. Well, okay, you feel like TOUHOU NEKOKAYOU was a perfectly good series of EPISODIC ADVENTURE GAMES, but this new ... ADVENTURE-GAME/RPG/DANMAKU hybrid is kinda clunky and bogged down with WEIRD POSTMODERN SHIT. And man, the CUTSCENES which turn into one second of gameplay where I had just enough time to react before getting knocked out were really weird, although I will admit they were pretty effective GAMEPLAY-DEVICES.

You do think the WALFAS CREATE.SWF is a pretty awesome tool, though, and I'm glad KIRBYM has been getting some mileage out of ... hang on, is that supposed to be FIRST PERSON or SECOND PERSON?

Jegus, this is just ridiculous, and this page was a stupid and terrible idea.

(Muffin can no longer accept commands.)

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> Strife!

(Marisa and Alice are the stars. It's them. Everyone else can no longer accept commands.)

Sect · « **Reply #687 on:** February 01, 2011, 05:14:06 AM »

Marisa and Alice: Malice Cannon, hooo!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #688 on:** February 01, 2011, 05:47:19 AM »

Alice: Have Shanghai shank Yasora once she is distracted.
Utsuho: Engage in the noble art of Freestyle Slam Poetry.

capt. h · « **Reply #689 on:** February 01, 2011, 10:52:53 PM »

Wait, doesn't Yasora WANT to destroy Gensokyo?

I mean, if the point of spell card rules is to not destroy Gensokyo, but Yasora wants revenge on everybody and not just Yukari, well...

I mean, I can't really keep up with what she wants anymore. Probably because Okuu is muddling up her thoughts.

Anyway

> Marisa: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!111!