Author Topic: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest (Read 70908 times)

Kasu · « **Reply #300 on:** August 10, 2010, 01:40:32 PM »

> Masha: Pursue the path of a saboteur.

theshirn · « **Reply #301 on:** August 10, 2010, 01:55:23 PM »

> Masha: Test for any other shrooms.

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #302 on:** August 10, 2010, 07:46:16 PM »

> Masha: Explore the world, we have a whole lot to see

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #303 on:** August 12, 2010, 05:13:31 AM »

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> Masha: Investigate ruins of detonation. Reclaim any remaining mushroomity.

Doesn't seem like any. You guess it was just some strange kind of DANMAKU. (The giveaway is that there's not even any scorch marks.)

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> Masha: Find something to eat.

You're a YOUKAI! Food is optional! Admittedly, you're given to understand that it's mostly all fun and tasty. But it can wait.

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> Masha: Design spell cards.

Now there's an idea! Those will definitely be useful if ... if ...

You aren't sure, actually. The MEMORIES you had from when you were a MUSHROOM are starting to fade. But you think that some kind of SELF-DEFENSE is going to be a GOOD THING.

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> Masha: Develop "Detonation Sign 「Mushroom Kingdom」"

You don't have any cards, so you take LEAVES and make FUNGUS grow on them in the shape of the KANJI.

This SPELL CARD involves sending MUSHROOMS out in all directions, where they then explode into smaller BULLETS. This is a completely original design and you are certain no one else has ever made a SPELL CARD like that before.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #304 on:** August 12, 2010, 05:37:16 AM »

>Masha: Seek nearest drinking establishment. Test alcohol tolerance.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #305 on:** August 12, 2010, 04:03:54 PM »

>Masha: Consider stand on the betterment of funguskind, and world domination in pursuit of this goal.

Blitzer · « **Reply #306 on:** August 12, 2010, 08:13:48 PM »

>Masha: Say something.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #307 on:** August 14, 2010, 04:18:56 AM »

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> Masha: Develop "Spore Sign 「The Coming of Early Spring」"

You aren't creative enough to invent something with COMBINING-BULLETS or stuff like that, so this SPELL CARD consists of a big double-spiral, plus those wide RING/BUBBLE/WHATEVER BULLETS.

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> Masha: Develop "Fungi Sign 「Creeping Mycelium」"

This SPELL CARD is all about BULLETS coming from all directions. Oh, and you shoot a spinning spiral, too.

Yeah ... You get the feeling that you're doing pretty good here!

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> Masha: Say something.

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> ==>

As she gives you step-by-step instructions, you try to place her voice. This doesn't sound like any of the people you COMMANDED. There's a ghost of a whisper of familiarity, though ...

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #308 on:** August 14, 2010, 04:43:03 AM »

>Masha: Banish all thoughts of uncharacters such as Mima from your mind.
>Boon: ⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃　ﾌﾞｰｰｰｰｰﾝ!!!!
>Masha: Challenge nearest fairy to armpit wrestling match.

>Masha: Examine Boon's KAWADEC number. Consider asking others who it might be.
>Masha: Depart.

GenericTouhouFailure · « **Reply #309 on:** August 14, 2010, 12:12:19 PM »

>Masha: Ascend to the power level of a Phantasm Boss

Kasu · « **Reply #310 on:** August 14, 2010, 01:21:05 PM »

> Masha: Head out of the grove and turn left.

Blitzer · « **Reply #311 on:** August 14, 2010, 08:09:21 PM »

>Masha: Develop a spellcard named after a trope.

>WMG: It's Mima.

VIVItheFujoshi · « **Reply #312 on:** August 15, 2010, 04:56:19 AM »

>develop a defensive spellcard. the things suddenly turn serious.be careful...n_n
(a spellcard who be useful for distract enemies: how she is a Amanita Muscaria mushroom type...why not some hallucinogen thing? let?s see: muscimolic sign (Soma of the gods)...maybe.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #313 on:** August 17, 2010, 06:01:29 AM »

Quote from: YukarE-mouse on August 14, 2010, 04:43:03 AM

> Muffin: Pretend derpfaces who are all "LOL PC-98 DOSENT EXIST" don't exist.

Your action is successful. You react with greatly-sarcastic sorrow and not-remotely-sarcastic scorn to idiots who try to force their personal preferences about continuity onto yours, especially when at least one character for PC-98 is already a major character in your story. You have half a mind to start outright deleting posts like that out of hand, because that kind of thing isn't funny, it is fucking retarded and annoying. Do you make yourself clear?

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> Masha: Think about where you may have heard Boon's voice before.

You aren't sure. It definitely isn't anyone you sent COMMANDS to. It wasn't REIMU, SHINKI, or MIMA, either, assuming none of them count.

Come to think of it, you aren't entirely sure why you'd recognize the voice at all, unless they specifically thought about her or spoke to her. Stupid fading-memories.

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> Masha: Practice disguising yourself as the mushroom you once were.

You suddenly wonder if this is possible. With some effort, you discover that it is not.

Oh, well, it's not like it matters anymore. You're a MUSHROOM YOUKAI now, not some mere MUSHROOM! You have achieved a state of HIGHER EVOLUTION!

You do not know what the phrase SOUR GRAPES means, nor are you aware that CHARLES DARWIN may have started spinning in his grave at that last thought.

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> Masha: Head out of the grove and turn left. Be a good girl and do as you're told.

You leave the area that is essentially your BIRTHPLACE, and ...

What? Hey, it's left from your perspective! Anyway, there's BOON again.

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Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #314 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:09:14 AM »

> Head towards Marisa's place

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #315 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:38:40 AM »

>Get the fuck outta ~~dodge~~that forest area.
>Establish gamespecific meme.

theshirn · « **Reply #316 on:** August 17, 2010, 03:38:35 PM »

Quote from: Psycho Doll.S on August 17, 2010, 07:09:14 AM

> Head towards Marisa's place

> Bad move. She'll attempt to explode us in a fantastically adequate manner. Head to Medicine's place instead.

Kasu · « **Reply #317 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:18:04 PM »

Quote from: theshim on August 17, 2010, 03:38:35 PM

> Bad move. She'll attempt to explode us in a fantastically adequate manner. Head to Medicine's place instead.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #318 on:** August 17, 2010, 08:22:58 PM »

Clearly I need to be more subtle with my roundabout WMG gags =V

>Masha: Leave an exploding mushroom-aku as a gift.
>Masha: Pick a random direction and flee!

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #319 on:** August 19, 2010, 06:18:32 AM »

b'duh, low energy

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> Moments earlier ...

... in a tangentially-related setting ...

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> Masha: Proceed with haste, but remain stealthy.

You do your best to strike a balance between SPEED and STEALTH, and then run into an issue with the LATTER CATEGORY.

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> Masha: Call Boon in a panic.

Iced Fairy · « **Reply #320 on:** August 19, 2010, 06:29:05 AM »

>Use mushroom as a distraction!
>Use quick dashes between cover to keep Grandmaster Stealth rating.

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #321 on:** August 19, 2010, 07:41:23 AM »

> Throw a mushroom at each fairy, they'll probably try to eat them. Then Detonate!

GenericTouhouFailure · « **Reply #322 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:13:18 PM »

>Run forward, fairies are trivial. Deal with trailing fairies later.
>Yukari: SetBackgroundMusic(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-wN34ksUHc);
>Call ~~yuka~~ Boon later for Mima Updatez
Note ^ above theory is 99.9% false
also I Ha ha, old chap!'d at meaningless silhouette. OHGOD TVTROPES

Quote from: Psycho Doll.S on August 19, 2010, 07:41:23 AM

> Throw a mushroom at each fairy, they'll probably try to eat them. Then Detonate!

Detonation = Noise
Noise = ZOMGMIMAISSTALKINGYOU
I conclude that this is a Good Conclusion *shot* Bad Idea

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #323 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:48:23 AM »

Why did you have to rule out Rumia, Boon Incarnate? I am terribly saddened.

Masha: Stealth modus. Regret lack of cardboard boxes.

Blitzer · « **Reply #324 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:25:18 PM »

Masha: Create a cardboard box.

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #325 on:** August 21, 2010, 05:17:09 AM »

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> Upside-down fairy: Lose aerodynamic lift stability and crash into the ground.

Because you are a FAIRY, you cannot speak ENGLISH, and thus you do not know how to spell "AERODYNAMIC LIFT STABILITY," let alone know what it means. Regardless, your FLIGHT is powered by MAGIC, and thus aerodynamics and even BASIC PHYSICS have nothing to do with it. Therefore, you are perfectly safe, and unaware that there had been any danger.

Hang on, is this a sign that COMMANDS are just, y'know, COMMANDS, instead of being INFLUENCING SPIRITS and WEIRD POSTMODERN SHIT?

Ehh, whatev.

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> Masha: Throw a small distrac-shroom to the fairies.

You decide you really aren't confident enough in your STEALTHINESS that you can just sneak by without cover, and you're worried about snapping twigs and branches in the CONVENIENTLY DENSE FOLIAGE off the path, let alone the fact that a FANTASTICALLY ADEQUATE EXPLOSION would double as a convenient REALLY OBVIOUS NOISE SIGN 「HEY MIMA, I'M OVER HERE」. So you go for something relatively simple.

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> Masha: Stealth modus. Regret lack of cardboard boxes.

Just so. You also regret that your MEMORIES as to why you think a CARDBOARD BOX would be useful are fading. Wouldn't they stand out more in a FOREST than in, say, a LIBRARY?

But yeah, this way is working.

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You make your way out of the clearing and into another --

... Huh?

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E-Nazrin · « **Reply #326 on:** August 21, 2010, 05:36:11 AM »

>Conjure as many mushrooms as possible. Surround the danmaku measurement device with them.
>[S] Detonate.

Doll.S CUBE · « **Reply #327 on:** August 21, 2010, 05:39:51 AM »

Masha: Remember to get a distance from it first, we don't want to be caught in the explosion.

Iced Fairy · « **Reply #328 on:** August 21, 2010, 05:42:22 AM »

Since everyone else will thing of ways to blow things up, I'll suggest part 2.
>Get outta here. NOW.

Third Eye Lem · « **Reply #329 on:** August 21, 2010, 06:27:40 AM »

Quote from: IcedFairy on August 21, 2010, 05:42:22 AM

>Get outta here. NOW.

I agree. This is a trap of some kind to get MIma's attention. Boon's up to something.

> AVOID use of the danmaku power measuring thing and run like hell past it.