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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #180 on: July 12, 2010, 05:09:22 AM »
Cirno: Go beat up whatever is causing this incident so you can beat up the red white.

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #181 on: July 12, 2010, 05:10:13 AM »
> Marisa: Percolate.
> Cirno: Head over to the Forest of Magic: the sooner Marisa gets moving and the incident gets dealt with, the sooner you can beat down that pesky shrine maiden.

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #182 on: July 12, 2010, 05:20:58 AM »
Marisa: Is that an invisible pumpkin in the corner?
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #183 on: July 12, 2010, 05:27:42 AM »

You try to remember who or what AO USAGI is. Oh, right, it's the online handle of an artist who used to make fanart of SEIHOU PROJECT (a surprisingly-popular series of DOUJIN shoot-'em-ups, singlehandedly made by a man known primarily as ZUN, and with a cast consisting almost entirely of cute girls) which all fell into the categories of the surreal, the bizzare, and untranslatable Japanese punnery. You wonder where these spirits got the idea from. Probably from MARISA's memories.

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #184 on: July 12, 2010, 07:40:29 AM »
>VIVIT: Break the fifth wall

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #185 on: July 12, 2010, 11:26:17 PM »
Muffin: Do something Splendidly Unexpected

Also, hi.
Wotters gonna' wot


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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #186 on: July 13, 2010, 04:27:08 AM »
Alice: Make a funny face

Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #187 on: July 13, 2010, 08:58:10 AM »
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> Cirno: Beat up whoever's causing the Incident to prove that you're the strongest!


That's a silly idea! FAIRIES don't resolve INCIDENTS, MIKOS and WITCHES do! And sometimes MAIDS do, too. But not FAIRIES! That would be silly! You aren't going to try to do that because you aren't even remotely silly!

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> Marisa: Is that an invisible pumpkin in the corner?


What pumpkin? Is this what Reimu was talking about by "strange thoughts" and --

Ohhhhh.

You know that special effect. You're not used to seeing it fade out, though.

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> Marisa: Arcanize!


You prepare an overly-complex takes-way-too-long-to-make animation as you activate your IMPROVED MAGICIAN-SIGHT and CHAAAAAAARGE!

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #188 on: July 13, 2010, 09:36:44 AM »
>Nitori: Abort mission and skedaddle!
>Prismrivers: Pose as a team because shit just got real.

Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #189 on: July 14, 2010, 06:22:24 AM »
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> Nitori: Abort mission and skedaddle!


Yeah, you should just ... yeah.

You wonder if there's any way you could help or make up to her. In some kind of obviously-non-romantic way, of course.

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> Nitori: You can rebuild it. You have the technology.


True. However, all future tests are going to be by prior arrangement and in controlled circumstances, or not at all. And you certainly are not going to try any pranks on MARISA between hearing there's an INCIDENT and hearing that it has been resolved.

Wait, hang on, where did that phrasing come from?

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> Marisa: Actually throw Nitori and the pumpkin out of your house, not just figuratively.


Tempting, but nah, she's heading out on her own. Your IMPROVED MAGICIAN-SIGHT is staying on, though.

You try to calm down. Yeah, let's try to think of something else. You wonder how ALICE is holding up on that messing-with-thoughts thing.

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You have succes%fully put up a mind-shheld. Y0u aren't ent!rely sure if jt actually worQs, or if you`re even going in tge right direction qith it. iT seems to be makimg an annoying buzzinh noise in your eAr.

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #190 on: July 14, 2010, 06:44:06 AM »
Alice: Do a victory dance

Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #191 on: July 14, 2010, 08:27:10 AM »
Kaguya: Learn to Moonwalk.

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #192 on: July 14, 2010, 08:34:15 AM »
Alice/Hourai: Stab nearest vuvuzela player.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #193 on: July 14, 2010, 08:42:15 AM »

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #194 on: July 14, 2010, 01:59:11 PM »
> Dolls: Menace something with adorableness.

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #195 on: July 15, 2010, 06:48:34 AM »
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> Alice: Test the mind-shield in the only logical way: visit the Komeiji sisters.




(FZZZZFFFFT) That idea deosn't m@ke much sense. Y0u didn't make the sh!eld-spell specifically to block thE mind-reading powesr of a SATORI's THIRD EYE, and tHe only SATORI you know of who can a?tually a|ter someone's mind, la$t you heard, !s on the fourth day of a thr℮e-week vacation t? MAKAI.

Was this id?a even yours? Did the mind-shield spell iust rea?t to something?

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> Alice: Make a funny face.




(FRZZZZZT) Ah. Yεs. Yes, it did.

At lea∫t it seems to βe easier to see these wiərd "thoughts" you're gettinγ ...

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> Marisa: Forgive Nitori. She's your friend, and didn't really mean any harm.


Mmmm ... yeah ... that is a good point. You aren't quite sure what got into ... well, okay, you know what got into you for the most part. But yeah. KAWADEC time!

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> Nitori: Answer KAWADEC.



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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #196 on: July 15, 2010, 07:09:36 AM »
Voices: Challenge Reimu to a rap battle.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #197 on: July 15, 2010, 07:11:37 AM »
>Alice: Consider making peaceful contact with the entity/entities you've raised the shield against.
>Marisa: Consider peaceful makeout contacts with Alice.

Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #198 on: July 16, 2010, 09:27:46 AM »
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> Nitori: Check breathing monitor.


The software you wrote for your status screen always becomes ridiculously cumbersome when you want to narrow it down to something specific. (The word "CUCUMBERSOME" enters your head, and then immediately leaves because it isn't the least bit welcome here.)

-Your LUNGS and WINDPIPE are in perfect working order. (You make a note to recalibrate it so that it will say this in as many words, instead of in fifty times as many words.)

-The air you are breathing is the usual mix of OXYGEN, NITROGEN, ARGON, CARBON DIOXIDE, and MISCELLANEOUS.

-The MISCELLANEOUS in this case includes extra bits you'd expect to find in the FOREST OF MAGIC, which, as you've said before, is the usual FOREST stuff, plus unusual MAGIC stuff.

-It's a mixture of degenerate plant matter; fungal spores and living plant matter; various microorganisms which are harmless to you because you're a YOUKAI; any of the above except magically-charged, and harmless to you because you have an IMMUNE SYSTEM; and generic MAGICAL PARTICLES.

Hmm. It's clear that figuring out Yukari's crazy non-hint is going to involve using some actual brainpower. That, or guesswork, and, well ...



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> Nitori: Find someone else to prank.


What? In the middle of an INCIDENT? Is this what Yukari meant by strange thoughts and urges?

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #199 on: July 16, 2010, 03:31:20 PM »
Nitori: Regard Yukari's mention of breathing as a distraction from the real warning about strange thoughts and urges.
Nitori: But maybe that thought itself is one? Peculiar.

Alice: Do you think it would be worth finding out more about these strange urges, now that you can tell which ones aren't really your own?

Cirno: Go play with Genji.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #200 on: July 16, 2010, 04:42:56 PM »
Nitori: Scan area for hidden ghosts, odd magical signatures, or strange communications waves that might be transmitting these ideas.

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #201 on: July 16, 2010, 04:50:53 PM »
>Reimu: You've earned a break. Go make a delicious sandwich.
>Nitori: Achieve Get Down Level 2.

Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #202 on: July 17, 2010, 08:16:46 AM »
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> Nitori: Scan area for hidden ghosts, odd magical signatures, or strange waves.


Well, uh, you've found something, inasmuch as it seems to be coming from all directions at once. Unless it's coming from you, which would be silly. Anyway, it's either random noise or your systems just don't know how to analyze it. This information seems to be completely incomprehensible and useless, so you turn the scanner off for now. In other news, OW.

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> Nitori: Think of all possible air or breath related sites around.


Hmm ... there aren't really any that you're aware of. The closest it gets is some of the TENGU, who have control over wind, but that doesn't have anything to do with mind-control or telepathically planting "urges." Besides, the one you're thinking of is a reporter. She doesn't cause INCIDENTS, she makes wildly-inaccurate news articles about them. And about everyone and everything else, for that matter.

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> Marisa: OK, no more stalling. Time to go see Reimu.




Right! You set up the usual wards around the FURIOUSLY-BUBBLING POT so that it doesn't explode or anything. Time to skedaddle!

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You are now REIMU HAKUREI. You are a HUMAN, and the only living member of the HAKUREI CLAN. Your job is that of SHRINE MAIDEN, and as your name suggests, you maintain the HAKUREI SHRINE. Your job is to perform the many RITUALS necessary to maintain the HAKUREI BORDER, engage in JANITORIAL WORK for the purpose of maintaining the SHRINE itself, and of course YOUKAI "EXTERMINATION" whenever there is an INCIDENT. Your skill in the latter has made you a LEGEND.

You hardly ever get any DONATIONS, although they've begun to trickle in a little bit more now that you've started actually paying for goods and services. While a SHRINE MAIDEN traditionally retires upon MARRIAGE, there is nobody either to recieve the title when you leave, nor whom you're particularly interested in marrying, and in any event nobody wants a (human) woman after she turns 25, so it looks like you're going to be in this for the long haul.

Any further summary of the current INCIDENT would be redundant, but you're beginning to think of MIMA and YUKARI as being rather ... tiresome. You're aware that today is the beginning of something really excellent for MARISA and ALICE, so you're willing to give them a little leeway -- hell, if anyone deserves a break, it's MARISA -- but you're starting to feel like MARISA's running a little bit tardy. It's not long enough for you to worry, but maybe you ought to shoot her a buzz.

What will you do first?

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #203 on: July 17, 2010, 08:21:17 AM »
>Reimu: You've earned a break. Go make a delicious sandwich.
>Nitori: Achieve Get Down Level 2.

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #204 on: July 17, 2010, 09:03:59 AM »
Reimu: Make a funny face

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #205 on: July 17, 2010, 09:37:11 AM »
>Yukari: Ponder on why the storyline suddenly became so serious :V
>Reimu: Use Hax Miko skillz to detect incident cause

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #206 on: July 17, 2010, 07:37:12 PM »
Reimu: Contemplate sexual orientation.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #207 on: July 17, 2010, 07:57:21 PM »
Reimu: Check inventory.  Equip Yin Yang orbs and iron needles.

Reimu: Consider who would most likely give you useful answers when hit with the orbs.

Reimu: Give Marisa a call if she's not done when final preparations are complete.

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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #208 on: July 17, 2010, 07:59:24 PM »
>Reimu:  Retrieve arms from Nitori.
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Re: Create.swf Adventures: Shenanigans in a Magical Forest
« Reply #209 on: July 17, 2010, 09:18:14 PM »
>Reimu: Contemplate hands.
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