My Precious Thing

[Tengukami]

im srers u fairiz bcus im not work fr nfothung

I enjoy reading these and would like to see more x 10.

[Serela]

im srers u fairiz bcus im not work fr nfothung

if u stop updatin be4 da end imma have to comit suicyde becuz i wud B in so muc paaaine

[Spidere]

im srers u fairiz bcus im not work fr nfothung

mde u are siltt teh gratst wrtr ive evr non plz wrt mre!!!!!!111!!!!!

[Fetch()tirade]

im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!

10 god revoiws. Now continue this train wreck, I want more.

[dustyjo]

good stroy

kep it uphgf

[Toasty]

Don't.

I did not mean that. It was a failure to properly communicate my discontent, apologies.

[Iryan]

O mu gods dis iz teh bes fic oof ypurs I evva red! Kep up hte gud wok1

Fcku humenz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hello Purvis]

Oh look, Purvis was put into the story and suddenly became much better.

Such a coincidence.

Spoiler:

Thanks for confirming my lack of pedo. It means a lot to me ;_;

[Solais]

This story sucks, you suck, and everyone is waay out of character. Mode is a fucking Mary Sue! You deserve to be flamed by the others. Go to Hell, emo! Just Kidding. Because it looks bad if you write about flaming, but actually not getting a single one. This rewrite is great.

[GMOFucker: Makin' GMOs To Fuck 'Em]

omg mode tihs story is so kaiwai it has changed my veiwpoint on life 4ever pls keep writing ^_______^

[Easy Mode]

ok but u wll al haVE to waaait!!!! fairiz!!!!!

[Sapz]

this is guD!!!!!1 chacaterts r very kool nd nt humanz and lyk gud musix so i give 10.10?!?/ haouhoahoeohoohuauweoouhwowu

+1000 maek moar faster

Spoiler:

Oh God why did I type that

But seriously carry on this is hilarious

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[Easy Mode]

AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona slit muh ristsz! fangz 2 slaves 4 hlpein!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXtouhhuXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

?Mode Mode!? shouted Slaves sadly. ?No, please, come back!?

But I was too mad.

?Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Desire!? I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my pink door with my angel-white key. It had a picture of Tenshi Hinanai on it. She looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Slaves and Desire. I started to cry and weep. I took a power up item and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my white kappa watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class.

I put on a pink cardigan sweater and a black skirt with a red armband that said SEES it in black letters. Under that I put on ripped black thigh highs with a evoker strapped to one leg. I put my straw blond hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all kawaii and desu as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a pink star into a miko. Suddenly the miko turned to Slaves!

?Mode I love you!? she shouted sadly. ?I dnot care what those fucker humanz and posers fink. Ur da most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.? Then??. she started to sing ?Marisa Stole the Precious Thin? (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when miko was singing it) right in front of the entire class! She singing voice was so amazing and kawaii and sexxy like a cross between miko,yui horie, sHImamiya eikO, riyU kosaka and miku hatsune (AN: don?t u fink dos gurlz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .

?OMFG.? I said after she was finished. Some fucking hymens stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in pink nail polish and were entwined with Slaves?s now) at them. ?I love you!? I said and then we started to kiss just like Aya Shameimaru (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and Okuu in a doujin. Then we went away holding hands. Khuareism shouted at us but he stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that IOSYS would have a concert in Eientei right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.  

[Suikama]

Aya Shameimaru (i fukin h8 dat bitch)

[Sapz]

I took a power up item and started to slit my wrists.

Some fucking hymens stared at us 

Pfffffhahahahahahahaha oh Christ I cracked up reading those

[N-Forza]

+100 cool points for riyu kosaka namedrop

[Tengukami]

Why the Aya hate?

[Iryan]

Why the Aya hate?

Nut goffik enuohg, obfuscatingly.

[Bananamatic]

Nut goffik enuohg, obfuscatingly.

even worse,a prep

[Sriggle]

Here, an dramatick Redding!!!!!!

...It's just the first chapter, but yeah.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UMG4EXCV

[Spidere]

Why the Aya hate?

Eh. Hatate's better. D'em legs.  :V

*shot*

[Tengukami]

Funny thing is, this talk of 'preps' didn't exist when I was in high school. There were punks, skaters, goths, drama club kids, band kids, rastas, honor kids, stoners, grits, jocks, nerds ... no preps though. That was an early 80s thing that I guess couldn't stay gone.

[trancehime]

So, does anyone think I should make a dramatic reading for this.

Don't answer that (unless you want to)

I always enjoy reading more My Immortal parodies, they are awesome.

[Hello Purvis]

Funny thing is, this talk of 'preps' didn't exist when I was in high school. There were punks, skaters, goths, drama club kids, band kids, rastas, honor kids, stoners, grits, jocks, nerds ... no preps though. That was an early 80s thing that I guess couldn't stay gone.

More schools need rastas. Mine was way too whitey for that kind of thing =[

Also: Grits?

[Tengukami]

All the rastas were white boys. Basically hippies with dreads.

And grits = metalheads.

[?q]

More schools need rastas. Mine was way too whitey for that kind of thing =[

Careful what you wish for or you'll get wiggers.

Also: Grits?

Guys/Girls Raised In The South?  My school had those. 
Nice acquaintances because they tend to be chill, but not good date potential because they tend to be shallow and/or unambitious.

Cut by T.Amat:  oh

[Easy Mode]

y ar all u fairirz doign dramatt reddings? iz dis a jok 2 uy?

[Easy Mode]

So, does anyone think I should make a dramatic reading for this.

Don't answer that (unless you want to)

I always enjoy reading more My Immortal parodies, they are awesome.

if u dnot do it u ra HUMEN!! i WillL stik up m y middel finng at u

[Solais]

Here, an dramatick Redding!!!!!!

...It's just the first chapter, but yeah.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=UMG4EXCV

Godammit, it's even accurate how it should sound. I think.

[Sriggle]

Godammit, it's even accurate how it should sound. I think.

Well, I am a 16-year old girl...