Doctor, I highly object to abuse of my brethren!
You have identity issues regarding your race. I suggest walking around in a swimsuit to appeal to your inner fish.
This sentence...
Dr., are you perhaps projecting your own flaws onto other people in a subconscious act of denial?
My apologies, I didn't realise psychologists were not allowed to have a sense of humour.
You are overly critical, to the point of insanity. You would make a great assistant.
Doctor, I don't know why I started to enjoy Ibuki Suika more and more. My ojousama told me it was fate of my heart. Help me doctor.
Take this phone number for Alcoholics Anonymous.