Author Topic: Nameless Quest of The Faerie, her bunny, her doll, and the MWwtVFU. Disk Finale!  (Read 132186 times)

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Groan.
>Look around.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Groan.
>Look around.

> You groan loudly.

> Everything is a rather...disgusting looking, fleshy, bulging mass. Not to mention what you think is Rinnosuke walking towards you. It'd be easier to tell if he didn't have large fish eyes and crooked shark teeth.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Just a moment."
>Look for pills. Assuming we can find one,, break it in half, take the half.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Just a moment."
>Look for pills. Assuming we can find one,, break it in half, take the half.

> The Rinnosuke monster sort of snarls at you.

> You grab pills out of your dress of holding.
> Taking one, you snap it in half, and take it. Everything slowly fades back to normal, including a surprised looking Rinnosuke.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Sorry...bad day."
>Shake head.
>"Rinnosuke, my main man! I need a gift for Lily White!"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Sorry...bad day."
>Shake head.
>"Rinnosuke, my main man! I need a gift for Lily White!"

> "No worries."

> You shake your head.

> "I can't really help you unless you're looking for something specific..."

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Um, something around three thousand yen? Oh! And a good apology gift. Because I kinda got the hallucinations and, uh...beat her up a little...lots."

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Um, something around three thousand yen? Oh! And a good apology gift. Because I kinda got the hallucinations and, uh...beat her up a little...lots."

> "I-I see. Why don't you just...take a look around the store..."
> He helps you up.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Thanks."
>Have a good look around the store!

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Thanks."
>Have a good look around the store!

> "Anytime..."

> You stand your ass up and examine the store's offerings.

>Shop inventory:
-GAME BOY ADVANCE
-PLASTIC FLOWERS
-POCKETWATCH
-RADIATOR
-THE UGLY DUCKLING (storybook)
-DUCT TAPE
-MICKEY MOUSE WIND-UP TOY
-MYSTERY BOX

>You suppose you should ask for the price of something.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Hey, how much do these things cost?"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Hey, how much do these things cost?"

> "Which?"

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Um, the GAME BOY ADVANCE, the PLASTIC FLOWERS, the POCKETWATCH, the RADIATOR, THE UGLY DUCKLING (storybook), the MICKEY MOUSE WIND-UP TOY, and the MYSTERY BOX"
>Pronounce the punctuation carefully.

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
> "Does the Gameboy Advance come with a (few) game(s)?"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Um, the GAME BOY ADVANCE, the PLASTIC FLOWERS, the POCKETWATCH, the RADIATOR, THE UGLY DUCKLING (storybook), the MICKEY MOUSE WIND-UP TOY, and the MYSTERY BOX"
>Pronounce the punctuation carefully.

> "Uhhh..."
> He hands you a small notepad with the prices listed on them.
> Prices are as follows:
-GAME BOY ADVANCE = 6200 yen
-PLASTIC FLOWERS = 220 yen apiece
-POCKETWATCH = 5500 yen
-RADIATOR = 2300
-THE UGLY DUCKLING (storybook) - 800 yen
-MICKEY MOUSE WIND-UP TOY - 110 yen
-MYSTERY BOX - Offers

> "Does the Gameboy Advance come with a (few) game(s)?"

> "I'm pretty sure Pokemon is in there."

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"I'll give you 50 yen for the box."

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"I'll give you 50 yen for the box."

> "No."

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"For all I know, all that's in there is a potato peel. 60 Yen."

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"For all I know, all that's in there is a potato peel. 60 Yen."

> "Once again, no."

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Fine, I'll give you five hundred."

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Fine, I'll give you five hundred."

> "Sure, that sounds reasonable."

Serela

  • Moon Tiara Magic
  • VIA PIZZA SLINGING
>Give him the money
>Receive Mystery Box
>Open iiiittttt
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Give him the money
>Receive Mystery Box
>Open iiiittttt

> You give him the money and tear the box open. Inside, there was a Cookie! Inside, you find a key.
> Looking the key over,  there's a tiny button on it!

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Push the button, oh god!

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Push the button, oh god!

> You push the button. You notice the end of the key changing to make a different key. Neat!

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Eeeeeee!"
>Push push push push!
>Afterward, examine the Radiator.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Eeeeeee!"
>Push push push push!
>Afterward, examine the Radiator.

> You repeatedly push the button.

> It's a coil of a metal tube that heats the home.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Nitori'd probably like this."
>Check The Ugly Duckling. Contemplate how faeries regard fine literature.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Nitori'd probably like this."
>Check The Ugly Duckling. Contemplate how faeries regard fine literature.

> Rinnosuke isn't even here at the moment. He's likely in the back room or something.

> You have no clue how faeries would like such a thing.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Lament our lack of communion with our fellow faeries.
>Wonder when Rinnosuke ran off.
>Wait for him to return, buy the book and the wind up toy.