You people and your damn stones, this thread will now be about drama from the What-If Machine.
Ahem:
YM Kicks Pedonymous out of the home for failing to consistently satisfy her insatiable appetite for jeweled accessories. Pedonymous turns the lawn into a barren wasteland after many repeats of bodily functions. YM never forgives him for the dehabitation of the property.
Donuts sister moves into the house permanently, straining the household resources to the point where domestic warfare break out: It turns into a cutthroat affair, with each member of the family carving out their own sphere of influence within the house. Everyone scrambles to collect kittens for the singular purpose of waging war for supremacy of the house and its resources. Massive kitten armies are organized, diplomacy breaks down, and the lines are drawn.... And the games.... Begin...
E-Mouse and Ruro were all having fun and games until a fateful incident of playing........ Mouse Trap..... It was unfortunate for E-Mouse in that he couldn't control his addictions and keep his hands off the cheese.... While Mouse was stuck in the cage nibbling on the last chunk of dairy Ruro was glued to the computer, her eyes bleeding from a frustrating and masochistic marathon of Mystic Square for fifty-eight days. Emerging from the darkness of the cavern she found the skeleton of Mouse, trapped under the plastic bars of the cage from the Mouse trap game. How he managed to not only to fit, but get trapped as well within that tiny piece of plastic will baffle scientists for centuries.
This concludes Greyns: Tales From the What-If Machine