making fun of New Jersey allllll the way down the Jersey Turnpike.
I'mma find your car as you drive
I'mma drive up next to you and flash an OTAKON OR BUST sign
You're gonna be all like OH SNAP KINDRED MOTHERFUCKING SPIRITS
and you'll flash me some thumbs-up and shit or whatever non-Jersey people do, I don't know, nothing matters outside of fist-pumping
Then I'mma key your car as you drive. Both sides, the hood, and the trunk.
I'mma key it with a key that's been epoxied and taped to the end of a pole, kinda like a spear, so that I can safely key your car from the next lane over.
And you wanna know the best part?
We'll pass at least two speed traps, and the cops won't care.
EFF DA HATERS
EFF DA HATERS IN DA EHH
But seriously folks, Otakon. Otakon!