Warning, meltdown of my sanity happens near the end.
<The_Astral_Pancake> This a Pancake
<Xan> And this is Xan
<The_Astral_Pancake> Today I'm going to try to get to the Vaults
<The_Astral_Pancake> Unless we happen to get poison resist
<Xan> And I am going to watch him do so and say stuff.
<The_Astral_Pancake> Holy shit, why are you carrying so many wands?
<Xan> Not me.
<Xan> You'd have to ask Ramus.
<The_Astral_Pancake> I mean, anything worth confusing can probably shrug it off
<The_Astral_Pancake> Anyways, shall we continue in the mines?
<Xan> I don't see why we shouldn't finish them.
<Xan> Just stay the hell out of elf-town
<The_Astral_Pancake> Looks like our first set of stairs is a mini-room
<Xan> hooray.jpg
<The_Astral_Pancake> Our second set of stairs leads to orcs
<The_Astral_Pancake> Which are now dead
<Xan> Orcs? In the Orc mines? What will they think of next?
<The_Astral_Pancake> Because I KILEEEEEEEEEEEEED THEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
<The_Astral_Pancake> Another mini-room
<The_Astral_Pancake> How to be a massive douchebag in Crawl against orcs: Hide in a corridor
<Xan> I think that's how you be a massive douchebag in crawl against most things.
<The_Astral_Pancake> Except fiends
<The_Astral_Pancake> And mages
<The_Astral_Pancake> And anything that can kill you in one-hit
<Xan> True.
<Xan> But engaging in douchebaggery against those is... not reccomended.
<The_Astral_Pancake> Floor done~
<Xan> Yay!
<Xan> What's on the next floor?
<The_Astral_Pancake> Suika had a nice dinner with some fava beans and a chianti
<Xan> In other words?
<The_Astral_Pancake> Orc-o's
<Xan> Delicious.
<Xan> Like invincible candy.
<Xan> Only without the invincible bit.
<The_Astral_Pancake> lol, elven halls?
<Xan> Nah.
<Xan> I don't really like the odds on that.
<The_Astral_Pancake> Oh great, an ettin
<Xan> OH NO!
<The_Astral_Pancake> Like a hill giant with less hill and more hit you in the face until you die
<Xan> yup/
<The_Astral_Pancake> Except the fact that we are worshiping Chokowaru
<The_Astral_Pancake> Might makes the enemy dead
<Xan> Yup.
<Xan> Has he given us any stuffs yet?
<The_Astral_Pancake> No
<The_Astral_Pancake> Unless a teleport trap counts
<Xan> No.
<The_Astral_Pancake> Oh no, a troll
<Xan> Freaking teleport traps.
<The_Astral_Pancake> Not like Shrinemaiden has enough of those
<Xan> Oh, I remember one time, they walled in a sub-branch using teleport traps.
<Xan> I raeged
<The_Astral_Pancake> Antique shop
<The_Astral_Pancake> There is a randart ring
<Xan> Anything useful?
<Xan> Oooh.
<Xan> What's it do?
<The_Astral_Pancake> We don't know what it is
<Xan> Ah.
<Xan> Buy it?
<The_Astral_Pancake> However it's really fucking cheap
<The_Astral_Pancake> lol, ornate cards are 1400
<Xan> thats a bad sign
<Xan> How much you want to bet it's cursed?
<The_Astral_Pancake> Actually everything in antique shops are sold at base cost
<Xan> Ah.
<The_Astral_Pancake> Okay, it's a ring of life protection with +3 damage
<The_Astral_Pancake> Meh
<Xan> Eh, not bad to have around.
<Xan> Like if we do negative hell.
<The_Astral_Pancake> Oh this should be good
<The_Astral_Pancake> I lured a lot of orcs near the tele trap
<Xan> Oh ho ^_^
<The_Astral_Pancake> FIRST GIFT
<The_Astral_Pancake> Well that sucks
<Xan> Something shitty?
<The_Astral_Pancake> An unenchanted Ankus
<Xan> ...
<The_Astral_Pancake> Back to the dungeon
<The_Astral_Pancake> An un id'd scroll
<The_Astral_Pancake> Let's test it
<The_Astral_Pancake> Ow
<Xan> Immolation?
<The_Astral_Pancake> Yep
<The_Astral_Pancake> Oh joy, jelly
<Xan> Don't we all love jelly?
<The_Astral_Pancake> Let's switch to that crappy weapon
<The_Astral_Pancake> Wait, change that thought
<The_Astral_Pancake> +10 +10 Ankus
<Xan> HAHAHA!
<Xan> Appologize to the Ankus
<The_Astral_Pancake> HYDRA
<The_Astral_Pancake> ARRRRRGehwFHAOD
<The_Astral_Pancake> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<The_Astral_Pancake> I.HATE.HYDRAS
<Xan> Dude, you have a blunt weapon.
<Xan> A +10 blunt weapon.
<The_Astral_Pancake> It's a natural reaction for me
<Xan> Okay
<The_Astral_Pancake> Hey look, it's Donald
<The_Astral_Pancake> That unique I killed when I played as Patchy
<Xan> Who?
<Xan> Ah.
<Xan> I've never seen him.
<Xan> Is he a duck?
<The_Astral_Pancake> He looks like a gnome
<The_Astral_Pancake> Floor done
<Xan> Ah.
<Xan> Okay!
<The_Astral_Pancake> Yaktaurs
<The_Astral_Pancake> I made a pledge to kill every single one I could find
<The_Astral_Pancake> Especially when they are shapeshifters
<Xan> Oh jeeze, one of those already?
<The_Astral_Pancake> Because shapeshifters like shifting into Quicksilver Dragons on D:10
<Xan> Oh jeeze.
<The_Astral_Pancake> Level up~
<The_Astral_Pancake> Going for STR
<Xan> Yay!
<The_Astral_Pancake> Slime creatures
<Xan> Jeeze, it just gets more and more annoying?
<Xan> *.
<The_Astral_Pancake> Also known as "lol, regenerating fleeing high hitdie monster"
<The_Astral_Pancake> Found the Lair entrance
<Xan> Yay!
<Xan> Let's slaughter stuff!
<The_Astral_Pancake> Another antique shop
<The_Astral_Pancake> Shimmering ring mail?
<Xan> Ooh.
<Xan> Unless we have something better, let's give it a look-see
<The_Astral_Pancake> Curry+Ass?
<Xan> ?
<The_Astral_Pancake> It's shit right?
<The_Astral_Pancake> Well it is
<The_Astral_Pancake> -3
<Xan> Uh, yeah.
<Xan> That is shit.
<The_Astral_Pancake> I'm grateful that that Daeva is behind a glass barrier
<Xan> Yeah.
<Xan> I would be too.
<The_Astral_Pancake> Another gift
<The_Astral_Pancake> +4 ring mail of positive energy
<Xan> That's good, right?
<The_Astral_Pancake> Meh
<The_Astral_Pancake> Not high enough AC
<Xan> Ah.
<The_Astral_Pancake> I sense a mini-vault
<The_Astral_Pancake> Wow, deep trolls
<The_Astral_Pancake> Id'd recharging
<The_Astral_Pancake> FIRE GIANT
<The_Astral_Pancake> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<The_Astral_Pancake> WHAT THE FUCk
<The_Astral_Pancake> SON OF A BITCH
<The_Astral_Pancake> FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
<Xan> Died?
<The_Astral_Pancake> THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR INSULTING THEM DURING MY LAST PLAYTHROUGH
<The_Astral_Pancake> HE WAS ALMOST DEAD TOO
<Xan> Oh jeeze.
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