Author Topic: Waifu thread (Read 89642 times)

Alfred F. Jones · « **on:** April 21, 2010, 09:01:51 PM »

Just as the title says. Who in Gensokyo would you sleep with and why? Limit to five Touhous.
Also, I wanna see what game has the highest percentage of hot characters, so that's why the poll is structured the way it is. :derp:

Me, I'd like to sleep with Satori, Murasa (who has grown on me lately thanks to lgb's posting of shorts!Murasa), Koishi, Shikieiki, and Sanae. Especially Sanae, yum. She's my age and everything~

Honorable mention goes to Kogasa. She's more cute than sexy, but mmmm, those legs.

Benny1 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:16:25 PM »

1. Akiha
1. Seifuku Akiha
1. Akiha Vermillion
4. Giant Akiha
5. Wriggle Nightbug

I put fightan gaem because four of them are from a fightan gaem, where the top 3 is a tie, but obviously IN has Wriggle. And Wriggle is female and if you call her male I will not hesitate to ban you fucks.

Tengukami · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:17:27 PM »

Aya, Remilia, Reimu, Marisa, and Byakuren.

The first one's the obvious choice, I know, and Remilia has those wings. Sue me for picking Reimu and Marisa. I'd just have to, you know.

Also Byakuren because I think she would be a very giving lover.

Matsuri · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:19:36 PM »

Satori ~ so prettyyyyy
Suika ~ drunk chicks are easy, right? :derp:
Marisa ~ she can unleash her annihilation of love on me anytime
Keine ~ we'll make history, all right
Patchouli ~ I love shy girls~

Seventh Holy Scripture · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:23:57 PM »

Benny don't bring Tsukihime into this thread, only Touhou allowed. Tsukihime was a horrible anime and I don't know why anyone would name characters from it.

BTW I claim Remilia and Ichirin. Vampires and nuns are hot. After that... Sakuya I guess, maids aren't bad either.

Edit: Drat, Tengukami beat me to Remilia. I guess I'll take Flandre then. The power to destroy anything with her eyes is cool, though it's not really what I look for in a waifu.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:29:17 PM »

I was wondering what happened to this thread. Did the other one get saved? :ohdear:

Ran - the obvious choice
Hong - still the hottest human type character
Hina - I'd give her my misfortunes, giggity
Byakuren - Get an answer to the gradient pubic hair question once and for all
Nitori - my vision of kappas has been forever warped by her

What if my top character is in more than one game?

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:30:35 PM »

Quote from: Vic-shama on April 21, 2010, 09:29:17 PM

What if my top character is in more than one game?

I'm leaning more towards debut game. Or else Reimu would be in all of them.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:31:09 PM »

Quote from: Black★Ruro Shooter on April 21, 2010, 09:30:35 PM

I'm leaning more towards debut game. Or else Reimu would be in all of them.

Ick, who likes Reimu? Armpits are gross

Tengukami · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:31:47 PM »

Quote from: What 'bout my ☆? on April 21, 2010, 09:23:57 PM

Drat, Tengukami beat me to Remilia. I guess I'll take Flandre then. The power to destroy anything with her eyes is cool, though it's not really what I look for in a waifu.

No reason we can't swap on weekends, eh? I'm know Remi would be down for that.

Helepolis · « **Reply #9 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:37:24 PM »

You horrible people took my waifus ! (Remilia / Sakuya)

FINE, I guess I'll have no choice but to donate my faith to Kanako.

Maybe after that I should get busy with Shiki Eiki-sama's legs.

Pesco · « **Reply #10 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:37:51 PM »

Komachi got dem tits :3
Yuyuko got nice boobies too
So does Eirin
And Iku (she does sound effects I hear)
Yorihime is hawt

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #11 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:40:38 PM »

Quote from: Helepolis on April 21, 2010, 09:37:24 PM

Maybe after that I should get busy with Shiki Eiki-sama's legs.

Shikieiki is too good for you. Go back to masturbating to Remilia wingsex porn.

Helepolis · « **Reply #12 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:42:14 PM »

Blame Tengukami and 7hs. If they hand over my Ojousama and maid, I will consider leaving Eiki-sama. Right now she seems to be enjoying my butler service so far. Because a lazy titted shikigami isn't helping her.

Tengukami · « **Reply #13 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:44:14 PM »

Looks like Remilia's gonna get passed around like a collection plate at Sunday Mass. By the time were done with her, that thing's gonna look like a bulldog eating oatmeal.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #14 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:48:12 PM »

Y'all can have Remi, those wings are weird man

Nobu · « **Reply #15 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:51:53 PM »

Quote from: Vic-shama on April 21, 2010, 09:31:09 PM

Ick, who likes Reimu? Armpits are gross

Get the fuck out. >:|

Tengukami · « **Reply #16 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:52:44 PM »

Don't mind Vic. He can't feel any sexual attraction for anything that isn't furry.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #17 on:** April 21, 2010, 09:55:00 PM »

Quote from: ☯Tengukami☯ on April 21, 2010, 09:52:44 PM

Don't mind Vic. He can't feel any sexual attraction for anything that isn't furry.

One of mine has a tail or non-human ears. Y'all just jealous I realized it before you, ain't that right?

Nobu · « **Reply #18 on:** April 21, 2010, 10:06:43 PM »

Quote from: Vic-shama on April 21, 2010, 09:55:00 PM

One of mine has a tail or non-human ears. Y'all just jealous I realized it before you, ain't that right?

Lay off the booze man, this didn't make sense.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #19 on:** April 21, 2010, 10:24:09 PM »

Quote from: Nobu~♪ on April 21, 2010, 10:06:43 PM

Lay off the booze man, this didn't make sense.

Makes total sense to me, quit analyzing and tryin' to get in my head

Gpop · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:06:40 AM »

Quote from: MDickie on April 24, 2010, 02:05:18 AM

i lay claim to iku and eirin forever,

also koishi because fuck gpop

I already claimed her WAY before you did :smug:

Don't try to outwit the ORIGINAL creator of this abomination.

trancehime · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:07:10 AM »

Maybe if they all had di--(ry

I'm a terribke person :derp:

Gpop · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:09:05 AM »

Quote from: TranceHime on April 24, 2010, 02:07:10 AM

Maybe if they all had di--(ry

I'm a terribke person :derp:

Who said they di-

* Gpop is shot brutally.

Serela · « **Reply #23 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:09:46 AM »

Rumia.

Although I don't want to sleep with her, I don't swing that way :X

If we're picking 5, then add in... Kogasa, Maribel, Alice, Satori.

...*shot*

Tengukami · « **Reply #24 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:10:12 AM »

I can't believe how well EoSD is doing in this poll.

Gpop · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:15:57 AM »

I also have Toyohime, Yuka, Parsee, and Flandre as side orders.

Quote from: MDickie on April 24, 2010, 02:11:22 AM

you didn't post in this thread first so no dice

:smug:

I claimed permanent claim from the first incarnation of this, which claims that no matter what I still get her :smug:

Don't try to avoid it boy.

Toasty · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:36:17 AM »

Rei Ayanami.

Not even on your poll, yeah.

Spoiler:

dustyjo · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:37:51 AM »

lol only 1 PCB vote

Ghaleon · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2010, 02:47:32 AM »

Quote from: Amaterasu-ōmikami on April 24, 2010, 02:10:12 AM

I can't believe how well EoSD is doing in this poll.

Mine adds one more, bwahahah.

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2010, 03:19:53 AM »

Five I'd sleep with~?

Kurumi: Like oh god in a heartbeat.
Gengetu: Fluffy wingz. =v=
Reimu: Why not? :3
Kaguya: She pretty. :<
Yuyuko: If it were possible. D:

Author Topic: Waifu thread (Read 89642 times)

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