I'd get fired though
Then take a catnap or do something relaxing even while you're at work. Just don't stress out if you're feeling that under-the-weather.
I (or Kilga or Edible or whatever) will make a fake Mod Board with a legit-sounding title like Staff Forum-- or if we're going with the Nanoha theme, Time-Space Administration Bureau. For now, it'll be hidden from view, and probably with the same modification that RPG has for its users and how they can't be seen in threads, in order to maintain plausible deniability ("The glitch is spreading, but no one can see this board so we're cool"). I'll leave the individual thread-moving to the SJs and such, but be sure to not release any sensitive information. And in the meanwhile, Pesco, start up a Moderator Mafia or something, and let's make this new board look as crazy as can be~