Nameless one's quest! Disk 2!

[Kasu]

> "Um...  I think that 'incident' you mentioned was the plot of a series of video games..."

[Spidere]

>"Okay, shouldn't hurt to wait it out here."
>"Oh! Do they have any weaknesses? That'd help a whole lot."

> "Weaknesses...Well, although Orin is human, she's dominated by animal instincts. If you were to use mice, or a sizable ball of yarn, you might be able to distract her. As for Utsuho, or Okuu, as Orin calls her, is extremely powerful, but very stupid. A skilled paradox or riddle might be able to distract her long enough for you to get close and hit her weak point. The red eye-crystal on her stomach is the source of her power."

> "Satori, it may be to late already. She ended up turning practicly all the Fairy Maids of the Scarlet Devil Mansion turn into Zombie Fairies. Even if she can be stopped, she is close to causing that problem."
> "Wait... mansion... nearby city... son of a submariner! Satori, this building is technicly a mansion or palace, correct? Orin could re-create that entire outside world incident, right here in the Underground. We are in the "mansion", and the "nearby city" in question... Zombie Oni anyone?"

OOC: Which Resident Evil are we mimicing here, along with the Lily Sandwich or w/e?

> "She was testing the virus on faeries from the outside world whom were long, long, gone. That test was controlled, though. I'm worried about this virus getting loose, or one of the computer systems being destroyed, or taken control of. If any of these happen, the underground will face an untimely end. Along with the rest of Gensokyo."

Well, that would basically be Resident Evil 1-3. Maybe zero too.

>"Who is in your search party?"

> "Various spirits from around the palace."

> "Um...  I think that 'incident' you mentioned was the plot of a series of video games..."

> She raises an eyebrow.

[Hello Purvis]

>"Oh man, we're gonna need an awesome riddle. And some yarn."
>Look to Lily, "You're good with riddles, right? Please say yes."
>Pause.
>"Wait. Did you say faeries from the outside world?"

[Spidere]

>"Oh man, we're gonna need an awesome riddle. And some yarn."
>Look to Lily, "You're good with riddles, right? Please say yes."
>Pause.
>"Wait. Did you say faeries from the outside world?"

> "Erm...No, I am not."

> "Yes. Those faeries were thousands of years old. Before faeries could reincarnate. Just like you, Aurica."

[MysTeariousYukari]

> ;-; That sounds mean... "That little test definatly did not help the outside world fairies at all, considering I may be the only one left. Can I punch her, just for that?"
> "Wait, if the red-crystal thingie is Utsuho's power source, what would happen if we seriously damaged it? Couldn't that kill her, or make her power go all crazy?"
> "Got any idea's for a riddle that would distract Utsuho long enough, Satori? If she is as stupid as you say, it shouldn't take anything too complex to distract her... but she sounded REALLY angry last time... like Blood-thirsty Axe-Crazy "I want you dead" kind of angry. That scares me."

[Spidere]

> ;-; That sounds mean... "That little test definatly did not help the outside world fairies at all, considering I may be the only one left. Can I punch her, just for that?"
> "Wait, if the red-crystal thingie is Utsuho's power source, what would happen if we seriously damaged it? Couldn't that kill her, or make her power go all crazy?"
> "Got any idea's for a riddle that would distract Utsuho long enough, Satori? If she is as stupid as you say, it shouldn't take anything too complex to distract her... but she sounded REALLY angry last time... like Blood-thirsty Axe-Crazy "I want you dead" kind of angry. That scares me."

> "They were long dead, Aurica. All the faeries in Gensokyo once came from the outside world. Those ones simply couldn't survive long enough."

> "If you were to completely destroy it, her powers would overload. Causing a nuclear meltdown. You could simply crack it, though."

> "Try a paradox. Any one of those would stop her dead in her tracks. I cannot, however, think of any off the top of my head."

[COPIRIGHTO]

>"I got a riddle! Which came first? The egg or the chicken?"
>"Do you have any catnip?"

[MysTeariousYukari]

> "Would a bullet or two from a rifle or magnum suffice in damaging it enough, cracking it, to stop her? Or would Danmaku be better?"
> "Hmmm, would Liar or Card Paradox be good enough, they get me confused and focused on them until I give up on it... which can take me a few minutes, and I do not believe I am "very stupid"..."

[Spidere]

> "Would a bullet or two from a rifle or magnum suffice in damaging it enough, cracking it, to stop her? Or would Danmaku be better?"
> "Hmmm, would Liar or Card Paradox be good enough, they get me confused and focused on them until I give up on it... which can take me a few minutes, and I do not believe I am "very stupid"..."

> "Likely. I've never tried it, myself."

> "Definitely. That will most certainly work."

>"I got a riddle! Which came first? The egg or the chicken?"
>"Do you have any catnip?"

> "I don't think that will work..."

> "Ah yes, of course. Please wait a moment."
> She steps out of the dining room to get some catnip. While she's away, a girl in a black hat bursts through the entryway.
> "Onii-chan! I'm back!"
> She looks around of the room to see that her "Onii-chan" isn't here.
> "Oopsy! Now just who are you two?" She asks in an overly happy, childish sort of voice.

[Hello Purvis]

>"Hi! I'm Aurica, this is Lily, and this is Shanghai."
>Thoughts: Haha, you can't count!

[MysTeariousYukari]

> Try and seem happy, but kinda nervous on the inside :V

This is Koishi we are dealing with, right?

[Hello Purvis]

How would we know? Aurica's never met her.

[Spidere]

>"Hi! I'm Aurica, this is Lily, and this is Shanghai."
>Thoughts: Haha, you can't count!

> "Shanghai!"
> Shanghai waves.
> The girl runs up.
> "Oh! It's alive! It's so cute!"
> She hugs Shanghai.
> "Shanghai!"
> You're pretty sure that Shanghai is blushing.

> Try and seem happy, but kinda nervous on the inside :V

This is Koishi we are dealing with, right?

> You put up a happy outside. Though somewhat nervous on the inside.

> "My name's Koishi! What's yours?"
> She tilts her head to the side. Her hat sort of flops over her eyes when she does this. It's pretty cute.
> You can't help but notice she has a closed third eye. That's a bit strange.

[Hello Purvis]

>"I just said, I'm Aurica."
>Thoughts: Is she a bit dumb?

[Spidere]

>"I just said, I'm Aurica."
>Thoughts: Is she a bit dumb?

> "Eep! I'm sorry! I wasn't really listening! I'm really sorry!"
> She bows in apology.

> She seems like she's just childish/immature.

[COPIRIGHTO]

>Give her a hug
>"It's okay"
>HNNGGGGG

[Spidere]

>Give her a hug
>"It's okay"
>HNNGGGGG

> "Thanks!"
> You let her go.

> "Whatcha doin' here anyways? Did Onii-chan invite you?"

[Hello Purvis]

>"We're here to beat up her pets until they stop being dumb!"

[Spidere]

>"We're here to beat up her pets until they stop being dumb!"

> "Which ones?"
> "Eh...What?"
> "Onii-chan has a buncha pets! I think she has almost 40! She's got kitties, penguins, birdies, and even a platypus! You don't mean all of 'em, do you?"

[axman36]

>"We're after the human looking kitty with red hair and her bird friend."

[Spidere]

>"We're after the human looking kitty with red hair and her bird friend."

> "Ohh! Orinrin and Okuu! Onii-chan was real mad when they ran off!"

[Hello Purvis]

"Yeah, no doubt.  Hey, um, you wouldn't happen to know where they are, would you?"

[Spidere]

"Yeah, no doubt.  Hey, um, you wouldn't happen to know where they are, would you?"

> "Nope!"

> Satori walks back into the room.
> "Ohh! Onii-chan! We have some VISITORS!"
> "Hmm...Yes, we were discussing some things over tea. Aurica, I realized I never formally introduced myself. You've merely been calling me by my race. My name is Satori, though it's pronounced slightly different."
> She hands you a paper bag of CATNIP.
> "Sprinkle some of this on your hands and cup your hand on her nose. She'll be unconscious in moments."

[axman36]

>"Then we bring her back to you?"

[Spidere]

>"Then we bring back her to you?"

> "And Utsuho. After you have them both, initiate the self-destruct. I can't leave a single monstrosity alive. Then you bring them to me."

[axman36]

>"Hmm... calling a self destruct while carrying two of them doesn't sound too plausible, but we'll try."

[Spidere]

>"Hmm... calling a self destruct while carrying two of them doesn't sound too plausible, but we'll try."

> "Just set the timer for however long you need. You can take Orin, she's lighter, while Lily and Shanghai can carry Utsuho."

> Suddenly a small, gray cat blasts through a kitty door!
> "Meeeeeoooooow!"
> Satori nods her head.
> "I see. Good work Boots. Remind me to give you a treat later."
> Satori turns to you.
> "Apparently we've discovered where they're hiding. An abandoned home across the city. From what our scouts could tell, nothing has bee raised from the dead. Yet, at least. I'm sending you in to take care of them. If you feel the need, you can borrow something from the armory."

[axman36]

>"Armory... well, that does sound like a good idea, but we are pretty well equipped as it is right now, and time is of the essence."

[Hello Purvis]

>"What's in the armory, though?"
>Pet the kitty, if s/he's down with it.

[Spidere]

>"Armory... well, that does sound like a good idea, but we are pretty well equipped as it is right now, and time is of the essence."

> "Alright then. I understand. Now to get to this place. Immediately after leaving the palace, take a right turn and follow the street. When the road ends and you're forced to turn left, keep going. You'll be at the house in no time."

>"What's in the armory, though?"
>Pet the kitty, if s/he's down with it.

> "Weapons of every kind you could think of..."

> You pet the kitty. It purrs loudly.