Author Topic: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=  (Read 195420 times)

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #240 on: January 24, 2010, 03:43:59 AM »
>Are there windows? Assess them for potentially hurling a book or perhaps THE ROC through them and then never stop running.

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #241 on: January 24, 2010, 03:45:07 AM »
>"So....who... was the.. mistress you were...waiting..for?"

"Mistress is Mistress~ She'll be back even dead~ I'll wait for her till the end of time~ Ahhhhh, Mistressssssss~"

Shes advancing now. Oh god. What do you do Chen what do you do.

>Are there windows? Assess them for potentially hurling a book or perhaps THE ROC through them and then never stop running.

Probably somewhere, She does kinda seem to have control of the library though.

Its like a million tiny books coming after you at once...

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #242 on: January 24, 2010, 03:53:34 AM »
>"That's great!"
>Well, it would be, you know.

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #243 on: January 24, 2010, 03:55:14 AM »
>"That's great!"
>Well, it would be, you know.

"I'm glad you see it my way, Chen~ Oh, but the wait is so unbearable... Mistress is always so late, and making tea gets boring~ How about staying for a bit~?"

Oh god. Shes planning to hug you. She'll take your soul!

Chen

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #244 on: January 24, 2010, 03:57:57 AM »
>Get a therapy book.

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #245 on: January 24, 2010, 03:59:05 AM »
>"Well, I've visited a bunch of times today, already. I'll probably visit a bit more later. It's so nice and peaceful here."
>Prepare to dive under her left arm (or right if she's a lefty) and make an escape if she tries for something.


OkashiiKisei

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #246 on: January 24, 2010, 03:59:49 AM »
"I mean that nice corpse of hers! That fell into the lake, So lucky I got to it in time before it deteriorated and became bloated and ugly~ It looks just as good in the back room preserved in magic as when she was alive~"

You think this would be the time to run. However, you hear the library door close. Crrraappp.
"Mistress is Mistress~ She'll be back even dead~ I'll wait for her till the end of time~ Ahhhhh, Mistressssssss~"

Shes advancing now. Oh god. What do you do Chen what do you do.

Probably somewhere, She does kinda seem to have control of the library though.

Its like a million tiny books coming after you at once...

Alright, Demon/Koakuma scares me shitless now.

> Perhaps the familiar binding object was Patchy's body itself (that would make Patchy just as creepy as Demon is now). If we find the body and (I hate to say it) destroy it, Demon will vanish.
> Or, ofcourse, we could have Demon give a visit to the 'Boogieman' below.
> No wait, we still need the complete shark/anti-lizard familiar item. We can't kill off Demon....
« Last Edit: January 24, 2010, 04:12:49 AM by OkashiiNaito »

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #247 on: January 24, 2010, 04:03:17 AM »
> Ehhhhh......................Shit.
> Dodge her hugs!
> If possible reason away from hug based soul sucking.

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #248 on: January 24, 2010, 04:05:30 AM »
>Get a therapy book.

You certainly think even Freud would help around now. Perhaps even especially Freud.

>"Well, I've visited a bunch of times today, already. I'll probably visit a bit more later. It's so nice and peaceful here."
>Prepare to dive under her left arm (or right if she's a lefty) and make an escape if she tries for something.

You pass it off with an oblivious comment, Demon grins, slowly adopting a more bestial stance. "Oh~ Chen~ So innocent and adorable... I want you to stay FOREVER~ We can have fun and I can take you to see Mistress' cute little corpse~... If you don't break~". She dives for you, You dive away and clear her enti- Ack! Her tail! Shes got you by her tail!

> Perhaps the familiar binding object was Patchy's body itself (that would make Patchy just as creepy as Demon is now). If we find the body and (I hate to say it) destroy it, Demon will vanish.
> Or, of course, we could have Demon give a visit to the 'Boogieman' below.
> No wait, we still need the complete shark/anti-lizard familiar item. We can't kill off Demon....

You're almost sure she made a life-contract, if Koakuma is here and not under a contract, shes just nucking futs. You'd love it if she could help you, but, well, you're not sure if you can reason with her anymore!

> Ehhhhh......................Shit.
> Dodge her hugs!
> If possible reason away from hug based soul sucking.

This sums up your feelings nicely. Reasoning may be out, but hopefully you can keep her from hugging...

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« Reply #249 on: January 24, 2010, 04:07:52 AM »
>Do your best to shake free of her tail.
>"Stop, Demon! Why do you do this?"


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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #250 on: January 24, 2010, 04:09:38 AM »
> "Don't hug me! Please! I'm rather fond of my soul! Why would you kill me?"

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« Reply #251 on: January 24, 2010, 04:10:36 AM »
>Do your best to shake free of her tail.
>"Stop, Demon! Why do you do this?"

You try to shake the tail off, and end up pulling it, and consequently, Demon, onto you.

That was a bit of a mistake.

"Ah~ Only because I simply must~"

> "Don't hug me! Please! I'm rather fond of my soul! Why would you kill me?"

"Oh~? I know many other ways to make you....Feel~ I won't need to hug you~"

You think you may have preferred the hugging.

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #252 on: January 24, 2010, 04:13:48 AM »
>"But I need a soul to live... Don't you want me to live?"

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« Reply #253 on: January 24, 2010, 04:14:33 AM »
> Summon all familiars!
> "Roc! Get her off me! Quick! Be careful when you touch her though!"

OkashiiKisei

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #254 on: January 24, 2010, 04:14:54 AM »
> Push her off and jump onto the high bookcases!

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #255 on: January 24, 2010, 04:15:54 AM »
>Belay all these actions! Just keep away from her for now; she's our friend, dambit, even if she is crazy ;_;

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #256 on: January 24, 2010, 04:17:39 AM »
> Just get Roc to push her off, is all I'm saying.
> "Just trying to be safe! Sorry DEMON!"

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #257 on: January 24, 2010, 04:18:56 AM »
>"But I need a soul to live... Don't you want me to live?"

"I can avoid that too! I can give you a lot of fun~ And you can keep your soul and live with me forever~!"

You're pretty sure shes invading your personal space and is very very close now.

You think you need Ran.

> Summon all familiars!
> "Roc! Get her off me! Quick! Be careful when you touch her though!"

> Push her off and jump onto the high bookcases!

>Belay all these actions! Just keep away from her for now; she's our friend, dambit, even if she is crazy ;_;

And yet, You can't bring yourself to act! It IS still Demon! How could you?!

> Just get Roc to push her off, is all I'm saying.
> "Just trying to be safe! Sorry DEMON!"

Well, You could get THE ROC to do it. Now if only you could reach that pentagram.

...You don't think this will end well now.

Spidere

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #258 on: January 24, 2010, 04:20:49 AM »
> Get the damn pentagram! Soul required for life!
> "Help me Roc!"

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #259 on: January 24, 2010, 04:22:27 AM »
>"It would make Patchouli cry, though! And me!"

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« Reply #260 on: January 24, 2010, 04:24:37 AM »
> Get the damn pentagram! Soul required for life!
> "Help me Roc!"

You attempt to flex your hand for the pentagram, panicking under your breath. "Oh~? The bird can join in too~ He just can't be rough~"

>"It would make Patchouli cry, though! And me!"

"But she can't cry now~ Besides, I'll make you very very happy~ So very happy...~" She licks you on the cheek. You really need a Ran now.

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« Reply #261 on: January 24, 2010, 04:25:30 AM »
>Well. We tried to do our best.
>Now there is only one solution.
>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK!
>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK!
>WHETHER SUZY HOMEMAKER OR A FLOOZY HOMEWRECKER, ITS TIME TO DECK HER IN THE PECKER MOTHERFECKER!

Spidere

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« Reply #262 on: January 24, 2010, 04:28:46 AM »
>Well. We tried to do our best.
>Now there is only one solution.
>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK!
>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK!
>WHETHER SUZY HOMEMAKER OR A FLOOZY HOMEWRECKER, ITS TIME TO DECK HER IN THE PECKER MOTHERFECKER!

All we have left I guess......
> Sacred.....Galactic.......Neko..........Cunt uppercut!!!!!!!!

Chaore

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« Reply #263 on: January 24, 2010, 04:30:44 AM »
>Well. We tried to do our best.
>Now there is only one solution.
>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK!
>PUNCH HER IN THE DICK!
>WHETHER SUZY HOMEMAKER OR A FLOOZY HOMEWRECKER, ITS TIME TO DECK HER IN THE PECKER MOTHERFECKER!

> Sacred.....Galactic.......Neko..........Cunt uppercut!!!!!!!!

You decide screw this all it's time to get physical.

Just not how she wants to. You just need to overpower her with your kitty strength and then the library door will open! Just like it is right now, with that magnificent woosh! You may need to stomp on her a few times and scratch her up a bit though. Maybe call THE ROC in on-

Wait, what was that about the library door opening?

"Hello Dem, Hello Chen." "Oh! Mistress! Hi!"

Wait, what.

"Oh, Demon. Let Chen go, you're scaring her at this point." "Awww~ Okay!"

Demon lets you go and jumps off to fetch another cup of Tea.

You're not sure what just happened.

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #264 on: January 24, 2010, 04:32:49 AM »
>"Eek!"
>Run and hide!
>Then assess the situation.

Chaore

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« Reply #265 on: January 24, 2010, 04:34:49 AM »
>"Eek!"
>Run and hide!
>Then assess the situation.

You take the moment to bail to the top of a book case. You then take a look at the new arrival.

Patchouli raises a brow at your antics. "Chen, You'll knock the bookcase over, and you'll probably hurt yourself too. Get down from there, please."

You're really confused.

Spidere

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« Reply #266 on: January 24, 2010, 04:35:27 AM »
> "Pa....Pa.....Patchouli? But.....you're dead........"

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« Reply #267 on: January 24, 2010, 04:37:03 AM »
>"Like...super dead!"

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« Reply #268 on: January 24, 2010, 04:38:06 AM »
> "Pa....Pa.....Patchouli? But.....you're dead........"

"Of course I am. Its not like I'd actually survive after what she did to me. Staying under for a few hours is entirely unfeasible as well."

>"Like...super dead!"

"That'd be exaggerating, I believe she saved the extreme methods for Remilia and Sakuya."

Chen

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Re: Still Chen's Day Out! =^_^=
« Reply #269 on: January 24, 2010, 04:39:43 AM »
> "ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! GHOST! YUYUKO!"