All right, from the top everyone~!
"No one's slick as Serpy!
No one's quick as Serpy!
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Serpy!
For there's no man in town half as manly!
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley,
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
No one's-"
* Moerin is shot, bludgeoned, stabbed, rolled up in a carpet and hurled into an icy lake~
...W-w-was it something I said?