> Goose
>You goose. Not much happens but you shield off another blow with your crude shield.
>Ask if the opponent is a bucket
>DEFENSE!
>You ask if the opponent has a bucket. They stop attacking for a moment.
>Then start again.
>You desperately try to shield yourself from the flurry of blows but eventually, the sake dish gives and a glove smashes through it, before snatching the dish away and giving you a full look at the onslaughter.
>It looks like a... young child oni. She's wearing a plain T-Shirt and jeans but for some reason is wearing gloves. She has three distinct horns growing out of her head, but a more of an inquisitive look on her face than an angry one. Nevertheless, she examines you and the look on her eyes tells you that the next punch is coming soon.
>_