Author Topic: Welcome to Abusemaiden (Read 57293 times)

Demonlord Pichu · « **Reply #600 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:32:34 AM »

Quote from: Ahoge Fairy on May 30, 2009, 08:45:25 AM

anyone who disagrees shall face my poetic wrath of Touhou porn. (with scat and chairs)

*TATARI Smile*

Moerin · « **Reply #601 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:18:47 PM »

Donut, I'm already going to hell for many more things than simply insisting that Reimu binds her breasts.

Which she does. Because she has boobs.

Also, Shingyoku was the first male boss, Sariel and Konngara are both male, Touhou yaoi can feasibly exist and VIVI is, in fact, awesome.

WRATHIE_Beatrice · « **Reply #602 on:** May 30, 2009, 01:20:19 PM »

binding doesn't mean she has boobs.. but i'll take ur word for it

Demonlord Pichu · « **Reply #603 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:56:45 PM »

Sariel's androgynous, but who cares?

Also Rinnosuke having no mention in Yaoi? What the hell, man?

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #604 on:** May 30, 2009, 03:34:18 PM »

Quote from: wrathie on May 30, 2009, 01:20:19 PM

binding doesn't mean she has boobs.. but i'll take ur word for it

You quite simply do not bind if you do not have boobs.

Srsly, boobs are indecent, that is why you bind them.

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #605 on:** May 30, 2009, 04:01:30 PM »

Quote from: Ahoge Fairy on May 30, 2009, 03:34:18 PM

You quite simply do not bind if you do not have boobs.

Srsly, boobs are indecent, that is why you bind them.

Actually, you can just cover up the area.

a female chest is a female chest, no matter how flat and barren it is.

but... wait a sec...

Quote from: Ahoge Fairy on May 30, 2009, 08:45:25 AM

Chemistry is the best duo singing on J pop music scenes now.

fact.

anyone who disagrees shall face my poetic wrath of Touhou porn. (with scat and chairs)

Quote from: Ahoge Fairy on May 30, 2009, 08:45:25 AM

anyone who disagrees shall face my poetic wrath of Touhou porn. (with scat and chairs)

Is that so~?

*disagrees with Ahoge Fairy*

Gpop · « **Reply #606 on:** May 30, 2009, 04:58:04 PM »

Letty's thread is more funny than insulting.

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #607 on:** May 30, 2009, 06:49:21 PM »

Taking the colloquialism of the word "boobs" to mean "mammaries", then by definition all mammals have "boobs", because by definition, all mammals lactate--the root word of mammal is the Latin word mamma, or breast--and possess mammaries for that very purpose. Therefore all mammals, from whales to cats, have breasts.

Therefore, Reimu, being a human, and by extension a mammal, has breasts.

They're just small.

Anyway.

I woke up this morning, and was kind of bored. So I sat down at my laptop and beat Reimu's Story mode on Hard.

This is honestly not difficult, but it does confirm to me that I have at least remembered Reimu's basic moveset. My next move will be to beat all story modes on Hard. I'll start after I come back from a day out at a rather relaxed, old-school theme park called Lakeside this afternoon.

Oh, but I was still a bit bored, and so I scrounged around my spellcards, and I found a rather interesting gem in Patchy's cards. I'm no Patchy player-- that's Ruka's thing-- but I do like exploiting her for all she's worth at times.

Plus, I wanted to take my brand-new Sun Sign「Royal Flare」out for a spin.

Now, off to the theme park!

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #608 on:** May 30, 2009, 07:27:05 PM »

Damn it, I HATE IT when I sleep past noon! My mom should know this...>_< Whenever I sleep past noon I end up feeling more sleepy than if I woke up at 9:00. It feels like I've already wasted half the day...THAT WAS MY DAY TO WASTE!!!!

*sigh*

EDIT: And yes, I do feel like stage 5 Yuka right now.

*does that thing where stage 5 Yuka snaps out of it and wakes up more*

A theme park? It's been years since I've been to one...

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #609 on:** May 30, 2009, 08:05:30 PM »

Quote from: nintendonut888 on May 30, 2009, 07:27:05 PM

Damn it, I HATE IT when I sleep past noon!

Been there, done that.
In fact, I've been asleep until the sun sets.
SEVENTEEN FUCKING HOURS ASLEEP

Quote from: Ahoge Fairy on May 30, 2009, 08:45:25 AM

anyone who disagrees shall face my poetic wrath of Touhou porn. (with scat and chairs)

Come 'ere!

Moerin · « **Reply #610 on:** May 30, 2009, 08:10:38 PM »

Sleeping past noon? If it's the weekend, I'm usually not up until the middle of the afternoon.

...Then again, I'm usually up until about 5 or 6am, so that might explain it.

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #611 on:** May 30, 2009, 08:16:38 PM »

14:11 nintendonut888: We ARE Forest Grove
14:11 nintendonut888: The most redundant name EVAR!
14:11 Tenshi Ruronai: Heh.
14:12 nintendonut888: It's actually funny. I learned something in Japanese class
14:12 Tenshi Ruronai: Oh?
14:12 nintendonut888: You can write our city's name in katakana, "Foresuto Guroobu"
14:12 nintendonut888: But you can also spell it in kanji
14:12 Tenshi Ruronai: Hooray \o/
14:12 nintendonut888: "Forest" is represented by three tree-shaped kanji, which aptly mean "tree"
14:13 nintendonut888: And Grove is the same, except it is two in a different arrangement.
14:13 Tenshi Ruronai: So...
14:13 nintendonut888: So in kanji, our city is five trees
14:13 Tenshi Ruronai: It's even more redundant in Japanese than in English?
14:13 nintendonut888: Yep. \o/

Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie · « **Reply #612 on:** May 30, 2009, 08:44:08 PM »

CAN I HAZ ABUUUUSEMENT?!

Dragoshi · « **Reply #613 on:** May 30, 2009, 08:55:11 PM »

No. Now go away. Before my typing craps out and you have to face the horrifying consequences.

AntKiller · « **Reply #614 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:00:40 PM »

/Flame mode 1

About the Little Ice Fairy,
Yes she does RP Cirno.. On Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/ClRNO
But she is so stupid hiding stuff that she can't even hide her new acc because of the "eye" thing:
http://www.youtube.com/user/RElMOO

She added my brother on MSN other day, my brother...
Wait, lemme quote it.

Quote

Reimu says (2:52 PM):
how did eye fail?
eye didn't do anything
SSS! AntKiller says (2:53 PM):
idk
thats what he said
D=
and that you are a 30yo guy DX
Reimu says (2:53 PM):
nuuh.
eye told him
this guy
was being mean to me
because eye was ignoring him
and hecalled me a 30yo pedo
your brother is stupid

Quote

Vile Lasagna Nnnn~UUURRYYAAA!!!!! -> http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=62CB9672FA103F79 says (3:16 PM):
Reimu says (14:52):
*you didn't block me
Vile Lasagna Nnnn~UUURRYYAAA!!!!! -> http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=62CB9672FA103F79 says (14:55):
*Apparently not...
Reimu says (14:55):
*yup
*thankies for telling weir thingiis to AntKiller
*wierd*
*and innocorect*
*you should block me now
*or
*hnns
*let me do that for you~<3
Reimu says (14:56):
*bbai

/flame mode 0

(This was a free flaming broadcasted by AntKiller - Because I just woke up and my stomach hurts - And because my brother made a good pasta today so I can't go against him - and...)

*AntKiller was slapped by the admin.

K, I'll stop now.. =P

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #615 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:17:42 PM »

What is suprising is that so many people are getting pissed off, annoyed, frustrated, etc.

~~Eye damn, gotta stop doing that~~ Ball, on the other hand, find it more of a "meh" kind of thing than a "grr" kind of thing. That's just my opinion.

What ball find even more suprising is that now ball have a competetor in terms of pissing people off. huh? what is it?

*user was struck with a fan*

What did ball do?!?

*user was struck with a 16 ton weight*

Seriously, what did I do?!?

*listens to what had transpired*

Oh. Meh.

Tenbatsu! Myon Rabbie · « **Reply #616 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:20:29 PM »

Quote from: Fujiwara no Drakou on May 30, 2009, 08:55:11 PM

No. Now go away. Before my typing craps out and you have to face the horrifying consequences.

Yaaay, sounds like fun

Demonlord Pichu · « **Reply #617 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:21:29 PM »

Quote from: Etch-E-Sketch on May 30, 2009, 09:17:42 PM

What is suprising is that so many people are getting pissed off, annoyed, frustrated, etc.

~~Eye damn, gotta stop doing that~~ Ball, on the other hand, find it more of a "meh" kind of thing than a "grr" kind of thing. That's just my opinion.

What ball find even more suprising is that now ball have a competetor in terms of pissing people off. huh? what is it?

*user was struck with a fan*

What did ball do?!?

*user was struck with a 16 ton weight*

Seriously, what did I do?!?

*listens to what had transpired*

Oh. Meh.

I was just fending to post something like that, only minus the slapstick comedy.

Personally, I don't really care who the ice fairy is. So she got probated, Hooray for her. (pun and sarcasm intended)

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #618 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:34:14 PM »

It started to rain. Right over the theme park we were headin' to.

I hate Colorado sometimes.

:V

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #619 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:37:58 PM »

Hey Ruro, you fail

Hahah. Whoops. ;>_>

... and ffffffffffff I just deleted your message. Stupid library computer. I can't even use my beloved glow function on this thing. :V

EDIT: Never mind, I can do it now. And now I have cleaned my inbox from all the PMs we've discussed random crap in, from hypnosis videos to conversations about how hot Tenshi is.

But those memories are priceless! D:

Gpop · « **Reply #620 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:38:14 PM »

Btw for those in relationship problems:

Quote from: FFR

Q. "I like this boy/girl a lot but I don't know how to ask them out."
A. "Stop being a pussy and ask them. Don't do anything stupidly dramatic."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend just broke up with me and I am very sad."
A. "Too bad."

Q. "The boy/girl I like just rejected me."
A. "Too bad. Find someone else."

Q. "I can't get a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong?"
A. "Well, for a start you're posting about it on a forum for (Touhou discussion)."
Q. "No, really."
A. "Don't be someone you're not, and be patient. Someone will come along, and if they don't there's always masturbation."

Q. "I am in a relationship, but am attracted to another boy/girl as well."
A. "Don't be a jerk."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend is pressuring me for sex but I am not ready."
A. "Stick it up the butt and pee."
Q. "Please."
A. "Tell Them. If they don't understand then you probably shouldn't be with them.

Q. "My ex-boyfriend/girlfriend says that they love me and want to get back together, even though they broke it off in the first place."
A. "They want sex. Don't do it."

Q. "I am attracted to my best friends brother/sister."
A. "Make sure they won't feel weird about it before you start dating them."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on me, but is begging I take them back."
A. "You'd have to be pretty stupid to do it."

Q. "I think I'm gay."
A. "Okay."
Q. "But I don't know how to meet other fags."
A. "You'll love college."

Q. "You didn't answer my question at all. "
A. WWW.TEENHELP.ORG

Ruka · « **Reply #621 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:39:35 PM »

Quote from: Rurogi Shiki on May 30, 2009, 09:34:14 PM

It started to rain. Right over the theme park we were headin' to.

I hate Colorado sometimes.

:V

...tsundere weather?

The weather has actually gotten colder than when you came to visit me. :V God, what is wrong with this state?

Moerin · « **Reply #622 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:40:44 PM »

Sometimes, I wish I could punch the rain.

And the snow. And the wind. And the cold, and heat, and clouds, and...

I'm just going to out and out say that I hate weather in general, and can't wait until we live in space colonies that are free of such things.

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #623 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:43:24 PM »

If I'm at the library (unfortunately not Voile library, 'cause then I would be able to rob Ruka blind), then I may as well make the most of it.

What books and/or movies should I get?

(Doctor Who DVDs are already taken, btw)

Moerin · « **Reply #624 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:45:24 PM »

Discworld. You can never go wrong with that.

...Wait, they do movies at libraries now? Since when!?

Since shitty commercialization/wanting to extend libraries' appeal to younger folk like me.
On the plus side, this means I can now get my Doctor Who DVDs and old Romy Schneider videos (<3 <3 Romy Schneider) for no cost.

Hey cool I can make it glow now by copying and pasting the function

Gpop · « **Reply #625 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:46:57 PM »

I like rain. I find it very relaxing.

And thunderstorms. It's pretty interesting to watch.

I won't deny it, but it is pretty annoying when you wanted to go to a theme park instead.

Demonlord Pichu · « **Reply #626 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:48:50 PM »

Quote from: Rurogi Shiki on May 30, 2009, 09:43:24 PM

If I'm at the library (unfortunately not Voile library, 'cause then I would be able to rob Ruka blind), then I may as well make the most of it.

What books and/or movies should I get?

(Doctor Who DVDs are already taken, btw)

You're library has Doctor Who (or had)!?

Our library doesn't have squat, hell I'll be lucky to find a movie that isn't some crappy ass kiddie show or a movie that wasn't made in 1980...or if it's even a DVD for that matter. Who the hell still has a VHS player anyway?

I hate this state...we don't ever get the good stuff...it's like all the backwater shit comes pouring into Virginia.

Also I hate rain, it makes me cold and I hate being cold.

Ruka · « **Reply #627 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:49:31 PM »

Quote from: Rurogi Shiki on May 30, 2009, 09:43:24 PM

If I'm at the library (unfortunately not Voile library, 'cause then I would be able to rob Ruka blind), then I may as well make the most of it.

What books and/or movies should I get?

(Doctor Who DVDs are already taken, btw)

That's right, better not go pillaging the library though lending is possible but not by just asking.

patchouli_surfing_bora_bora.jpg

As for recommendations, I'm no good with fiction books. Books that lend towards research is what I'm better at.

As for movies, try and see if the library carries DVDs of The Big Bang Theory. Awesome show though I haven't been watching lately.

Moerin · « **Reply #628 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:51:05 PM »

Of course, if it does have DVDs, and you're already getting Doctor Who...

Get Torchwood as well. If only so you can ogle John Barrowman.

A most excellent idea. Oh, Theorist, we should engage in hot selfcest together someday. <3

So far: Discoworld (Theorist), The Big Band Theory (Ruka), and, apparently, the Cardcaptors dub (Pichu).
All misspellings are intentional, btw.

nintendonut888 · « **Reply #629 on:** May 30, 2009, 09:56:55 PM »

I don't watch many movies these days (the most recent movie I've seen is WALL-E), so I can't help you.

Also, in other news, I'm an idiot.

Touhou related "oh god how have I missed the obvious solution to this spell card until now" stuff in case you're wondering.

Welcome to my life.

Quick question now that I have you here: Can you tell me if it's possible to time out attacks in Mystic Square?

It is, but I can't imagine why you'd want to.

... excellent.

...Why are you going to time out MS attacks? It doesn't help you in any way other than lowering rank.

EXACTLY

also i am a masochist

Great. Now go and beat MS normal.

Author Topic: Welcome to Abusemaiden (Read 57293 times)

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