Welcome to Abusemaiden

[Dragoshi]

Do these elks have...

EYE LASERS?

[Zengar Zombolt]

If so, well...I'll have to figure this out =/. She's a nice, cute girl, so this'll make things a little hard.

Man, the chance of a lifetime!
I'm not forcing you to do it, but damn I'd feel bad to reject her if I was in your place.
But yeah, your best bet for now is to assess the situation and act accordingly.

[Gpop]

Man, the chance of a lifetime!
I'm not forcing you to do it, but damn I'd feel bad to reject her if I was in your place.
But yeah, your best bet for now is to assess the situation and act accordingly.

Yeah I know, but first I need to know if she DOES like me.

If not, I'll look like such an ass if I ever decide to go for it. I'll just have to pay more attention to how she acts around me.

[Sodium]

Well once again I'm not interested in relationships, but I'll have to make sure if she really does like me.

If so, well...I'll have to figure this out =/. She's a nice, cute girl, so this'll make things a little hard.

...What if she did a really good cosplay of Koishi? =3

...Yeah, I felt like asking that for some reason.

[Zengar Zombolt]

Yeah I know, but first I need to know if she DOES like me.

If not, I'll look like such an ass if I ever decide to go for it. I'll just have to pay more attention to how she acts around me.

Yeahm that's why you need to investigate, and to do it HARD so you're certain of her feelings.
But whatever happens, I wish you good luck.

[helvetica]

You people are dumb :V (and Trance is cute)

[Gpop]

...What if she did a really good cosplay of Koishi? =3

...Yeah, I felt like asking that for some reason.

Man...you sound exactly like me friend.

Seriously, he was asking me the same questions about girls like that. Then I countered him with Flandre and Remilia =/.

So yeah I won't answer that.

[Jana]

Hmm... My mile time is better than Donut's. Then again, not many get close to 6 minutes. I'll never get under that again, though... My personal best is 5:54, but this was before my health went downhill at the end of senior year.
And Archery is fun. I used to be a part of my high school's Archery Club.
ACT scores? I got a 30 on mine, but then I failed college, so yeah...

It feels like it's been a while since I stopped in, but without regular laptop access, I haven't done much in the way of leisure lately.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Mile runs are fun.

* Rurogi Shiki is an ex-cross-country runner

Hooray injuries.

[nintendonut888]

I heavily dislike mile runs, because I feel like I've been punched in the stomach when it's all over. I had to lie down for like three minutes until I could move again (thankfully it's sunny, so there weren't any adverse effects to doing so)...BUT I FINALLY GOT SUB 8:00! It's like I 1cc'd normal mode in physical activity!

Also, what kind of injury would force you to be an ex cross country runner?

Incredibly severe ones that have delightful side effects such as not being able to walk for two months and (partial) muscle death.

Yikes...sorry. That's actually why I don't like physical activity: Because stuff like that might happen.

In other news, spiders in bathtubs are funny.

Gpop, you somehow read my mind. O_O

[Gpop]

In other news, spiders in bathtubs are funny.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/191110

And while we're in the discussion of sports somewhat.

FUCK YEAH FC BARCELONE WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE WOO!

[trancehime]

Mile runs are fun.

* Rurogi Shiki is an ex-cross-country runner

Hooray injuries.

Same.

I'm much better as a sprinter, though.

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

I hate running.

I run when I have to, but I don't like to run.

I spend my energy swinging things around in sword-like fashion. I like swords

I once did fencing, so yeah.

[Jana]

I used to run a lot... In sophomore year, my gym teacher wanted me to join cross-country. I'm not healthy now, though.

And that flash Gpop posted makes me nostalgic. No time to watch it now, though...

[Alfred F. Jones]

Donut is making me post this here in exchange for his "photos" of "elk".

(Seriously if you're so good at StB, learn to focus. :P)

Anyway.



And yes that is my stationery shut up

[nintendonut888]

And here are my...derp...elk.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2677/picture033h.jpg

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4900/picture034joj.jpg

BEST FOCUS EVER.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9168/picture035u.jpg

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/4620/picture036p.jpg

BEST PUN EVER.

[Kanako Yasaka]

Well THEY were doing it ;_;



It's midnight and I'm bored so I drew that epic recreation of Ruro's sketch.

I'm especially fond of Siki and that cat that looks like it's from Yume Nikki.

[Mr_Bob]

Ha ha ha ha! I LOVE the way power outages reset all the clocks in the house and temporarily disables Mr_Bob electronically. Ugh.
(Just occurred at aprox. 00:45 Pacific Time)

[Alfred F. Jones]

It's midnight and I'm bored so I drew that epic recreation of Ruro's sketch.

Kekekekeke. What does the caption next to Yumemi read?

And yeah, my stationery is A★W☆E★S☆O★M☆E

[nintendonut888]

So yay, half day. I think I'm actually going to use this time and do something I haven't done in years: Yard work. In a great many places, weeds have been taking the place over. Our sidewalk (yeah, our property is so big we have SIDEWALKS) is getting hard to maneuver because the weeds are so overgrown. I'm going to use these AWESOME hedge clippers against them, but I kinda wish I had a scythe instead. Like Elly's scythe.

[nintendonut888]

By request, here is episode 2 of elk.

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2104/picture037hfz.jpg

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3977/picture038hgm.jpg

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8901/picture039ugq.jpg

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/7279/picture040h.jpg

Yes I realize now that I forgot Cone's name on two panels. I'll fix that up for the real thing...

BTW, if you guess where I got the exciting names "Cane" and "Cone", you win a prize. Seriously.

[Dragoshi]

Hell if I know. I'm just gonna take a wild (and most definitely incorrect) guess and say you just picked two objects at random and said '...eh. Good enough.'. :V

[Pedonymous]

That sounds about right. :/

[nintendonut888]

Nope. Try again. I'm serious when I say I'll reward you if you guess it right BTW.

Hint: You're more likely to get "Cane" than "Cone", but both are related.

[Alfred F. Jones]

14:49 Ruronya: Hey N. Theorist, remember what you said about me playing Subterranean Animism?
14:50 Rin Satsuki: Um... I think so.
14:50 Ruronya: That the world would come to an end if I did?
14:50 Rin Satsuki: Yes... I don't like where this is going.
14:50 Ruronya: Personally, I happen to like the world. So I didn't want it to come to an end.
14:51 Ruronya: And then I played MS normal.
14:51 Ruronya: And then I died to Luize.
14:51 Ruronya: And now I want the world to come to an end.
14:51 Ruronya: brb playing sa

[Kanako Yasaka]

Kekekekeke. What does the caption next to Yumemi read?

And yeah, my stationery is A★W☆E★S☆O★M☆E

I was saying how AWESOME you made Yumemi's hair in your sketch.

[nintendonut888]

14:49 Ruronya: Hey N. Theorist, remember what you said about me playing Subterranean Animism?
14:50 Rin Satsuki: Um... I think so.
14:50 Ruronya: That the world would come to an end if I did?
14:50 Rin Satsuki: Yes... I don't like where this is going.
14:50 Ruronya: Personally, I happen to like the world. So I didn't want it to come to an end.
14:51 Ruronya: And then I played MS normal.
14:51 Ruronya: And then I died to Luize.
14:51 Ruronya: And now I want the world to come to an end.
14:51 Ruronya: brb playing sa

Oh god, who knew my drawing elk would cause the end of the world?  That says something about my drawing skills...

[Moerin]

Bad Donut!  You know you shouldn't invoke the Apocalypse like that!

[nintendonut888]

Worse, I'm off to assault nature now. Unless Yuka hates weeds (they ARE a time of plant...), we're all screwed doubly over. D:

[Dragoshi]

Knowing my luck, i'll prolly' survive both. And then ascend to godhood for no reason whatsoever.

No seriously. My luck is fucking crazy sometimes.