Note: Since the mention of pretend, all of Baity's words are him pretending.
OK, fine.
I don't like playing Pretend, is that what you wanted to hear, Mister!?
I'm one of those people who seems to naturally use their vocabulary in literary pieces to make it seem more professional
So was I (yes, was). However, the difference is that "English" over here made no sense whatsoever and I always got these sub-average marks. And they were saying that I had the potential to become a great writer, yeah right :V
EDIT: Interestingly enough, come exam time and I got ~74 for the Final Exam Mark.