For those in doubt regarding how an ALPHA throws down in Gensokyo

[Jana]

That was well-done, Apo. Be proud for setting the bar really fucking high.

And yeah Touhou Fan forgot Mima and a bunch of games. During previous discussion, he didn't even know about UNL/12.3/SWRAlpha, so I'm not too surprised by his failure in the Snowball Challenge.

[Sana]

This has no relevance to the topic at hand, but....

Jan: YEEAAAHHHH!

[Kilgamayan]

I hate Mima.

:smug:

hi5

[Bananamatic]

hi5

that makes 3 of us :V

[Slaves]

what the fuck

i missed it all ;-;

[Slowpoke]

what the fuck

i missed it all ;-;

The legend will never die.

[theshirn]

Ha ha ha oh my god

This is amazing, and the Snowballed avatar is awesome.  Apo, we need chapter 2!

[Gpop]

what the fuck

i missed it all ;-;

Me too.

Damn you sleep!

[helvetica]

Seriously, Mima fans ruin what little love I would have had for her.

Even then I don't get the whole hype with her.

[Bananamatic]

She's way too normal to be a Touhou. :V

[Bias Bus]

I don't really understand it either.

This coming from a person who shuns Windows for PC98 AND is a huge Shinkifag.

[UncertainJakutten]

Has anyone (besides me) ever SUCCEEDED at a Snowball challenge? I mean, Touhou Fan deserved to lose, but yeah.

EDIT: OH GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT FIC?

Apo...I actually wanted to kill the guy three paragraphs in. You are a master of portraying douchebaggery .

[Ghaleon]

"How the F*** did you know?"

man, First thing I thought when I saw his original post was "snowballed? I thought he was banned". Didn't even notice his name 'changed'. I thought he got banned originally for insisting on creating one waifu thread after another though, oh well.

[Esoterica]

Oh god Apo, I laughed until I cried :V

[Apotheosis]

Ch.2 will be up later tonight, just not feeling it at the moment.

[Slaves]

Ch.2 will be up later tonight, just not feeling it at the moment.

oh baby

[Slowpoke]

I tried to read it aloud, but my mic crapped out and my voice sounds like Bill Clinton anyway. Someone else can do the audiobook.

[Letty Whiterock]

Seriously, Mima fans ruin what little love I would have had for her.

Even then I don't get the whole hype with her.

Anime fans make anime suck.
Touhou fans make Touhou suck.
____ fans make ____ suck.

I can't speak for anyone else within the fandom, but the first time I saw Mima, I thought she looked pretty awesome. She just seemed so cool, and what I could read of her dialogue made me like her quite a bit. I am a legitimate fan of Mima and honestly thought I was one of the few for a while. Then, Mima fans became incredibly outspoken, and sure, it was a little annoying, but a handful of us would actually like to see her return, even if it's just as a Stage 1 boss or something. I'm surprised that you guys don't hate every Touhou character with a fandom, because this is not exclusive to Mima by any stretch.

[Slaves]

I tried to read it aloud, but my mic crapped out and my voice sounds like Bill Clinton anyway. Someone else can do the audiobook.

Rou

[helvetica]

Anime fans make anime suck.
Touhou fans make Touhou suck.
____ fans make ____ suck.

I can't speak for anyone else within the fandom, but the first time I saw Mima, I thought she looked pretty awesome. She just seemed so cool, and what I could read of her dialogue made me like her quite a bit. I am a legitimate fan of Mima and honestly thought I was one of the few for a while. Then, Mima fans became incredibly outspoken, and sure, it was a little annoying, but a handful of us would actually like to see her return, even if it's just as a Stage 1 boss or something. I'm surprised that you guys don't hate every Touhou character with a fandom, because this is not exclusive to Mima by any stretch.

Thing is, the fandom is not what ruined Mima for me.  I didn't really care for Mima to begin with.  The fandom just gave me LESS of a reason to bother, it's hardly the only reason.

I'm not that thickheaded of an idiot.

[Mima-sama]

When I first encountered Mima in Touhou Soccer 2 (I was still new to touhou then, yes) and came to the point in the main storyline in which Reimu is challenged by Mima I must say it was the start of something that may be called an obsession, this character I had no encountered before deflecting goal after goal with that very badass look on her face. From there I went and learned more about Mima and came to adore her character for multiple reasons as being the teacher of Marisa and having had a pretty big part in the first few touhou games even as a playable character.

I adore many aspects about Mima and yes many Mima fans can be annoying about the whole BRING MIMA BACK thing and perhaps it may get on the nerves of some people or cause them to like the character less. I don't understand why other people like other characters as much as they do either but that probably just means I do not perceive that character the same way that appeals so much to that person.

What I'm trying to get at is, I just feel uncomfortable when people say that my favorite character sucks, I believe much in the way anyone else would.

[dustyjo]

mima's alright

[Easy Mode]

What did I miss.

[Moerin]

I like Mima almost solely because she is incredibly hammy.  Is that so wrong~?

[Bias Bus]

What did I miss.

Night time falling like a fat chick falling down the stairs, and a douchebag bunking with Marisa.

[Kanako Yasaka]

What I'm trying to get at is, I just feel uncomfortable when people say that my favorite character sucks, I believe much in the way anyone else would.

I just do that to troll the insane Mima fans. No offense intended.

[Apotheosis]

expect ch.2 by 6:30, I'm like 2/3 done.

I was going to play Sins of a Solar Empire tonight (Bought it yesterday, along with Tropico 3 and the two FO3 add-on packs) but I decided to spend the last few hours writing, because I'm starting to enjoy writing this.

Oh, and to address some things:

To all you saying I'm writing well, thank you. Like I said I'm surprised (And kind of scared) at how well I'm making Bobby out to be a douchebag.

To Purvis, to be honest, I was kinda basing Bobby on Brucie--like when I'm writing, I sort of hear Brucie saying all the dialogue.

To Rou, I was absurdly proud of that line, for some reason.

To MJP, I love you forever~<3

To Slowpoke, I'm honored that someone tried to audiobook this.

To Mima fans everywhere, Mima's cool I guess.

[Mima-sama]

To Mima fans everywhere, Mima's cool I guess.

I just do that to troll the insane Mima fans. No offense intended.

  <3



Also can't wait to see what happens to this ALPHA next

[Slowpoke]

There's a problem with the ghost tail version of Mima. She has no feet at which to grovel.

[Tengukami]

I have no opinion of Mima whatsoever. But then there are a lot of characters I need to read up on, like Komachi, Shikieiki, et cetera.