Author Topic: Kuma and Prody (Season 1) (Read 72958 times)

Kuma · « **Reply #30 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:31:24 PM »

God damnit, why are you doing this!?

Prody · « **Reply #31 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:04:03 AM »

So we can be together. Submit to me and we'll both live a happy life~

Kuma · « **Reply #32 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:00:11 AM »

Quote from: Prody on October 11, 2009, 02:04:03 AM

So we can be together. Submit to me and we'll both live a happy life~

Honestly, I would literally rather die then be with you.

Prody · « **Reply #33 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:28:51 AM »

Then prepare to die, for I have just stolen your wallet!

Kuma · « **Reply #34 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:45:02 AM »

Quote from: Prody on October 11, 2009, 05:28:51 AM

Then prepare to die, for I have just stolen your wallet!

bitch, give that back.

Prody · « **Reply #35 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:05:35 AM »

I have stolen your passport and most of your stuff as well! If you want them back, then submit to me!

Kuma · « **Reply #36 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:10:32 AM »

Prody · « **Reply #37 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:23:05 AM »

Without a passport, you are stateless! Submit to me before I inform the government and put you in jail!

Kuma · « **Reply #38 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:11:22 AM »

I'd rather be in jail then with you, so that's a good thing.

also, can I have those pants back now?

Prody · « **Reply #39 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:25:44 AM »

Now we're in jail together in the same cell! You can only have whatever you want after you submit to me! And I've robbed all your possessions of you!

Kuma · « **Reply #40 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:34:00 AM »

Still no.

Hey, Hold onto this knife for me, ok?

Prody · « **Reply #41 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:45:57 AM »

Don't expect it in one piece, though.

Kuma · « **Reply #42 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:50:56 AM »

yeah that's nice.

HEE~Y THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO STAB ME!!

Enjoy your time in solitary confinment~

Prody · « **Reply #43 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:56:07 AM »

*Stands atop beaten up guards*

We're staying together no matter what!

Kuma · « **Reply #44 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:57:44 AM »

to late, I got bailed out~

Prody · « **Reply #45 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:02:17 AM »

Where are you off to now? *Stalks*

Kuma · « **Reply #46 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:10:48 AM »

Stop following me, you creepy cockgoblin

Prody · « **Reply #47 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:17:48 AM »

You deserve to be followed, evil elephant!

Kuma · « **Reply #48 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:21:40 AM »

Yes, but not by YOU, you freakish Vaginal exrimate lickng sheep fucker

Prody · « **Reply #49 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:24:39 AM »

I'm going to be the real man who exceeds the capabilities of the being you mentioned, therefore giving me enough rank to track you down to the ends of the universe, big diarrhea mouth!

Kuma · « **Reply #50 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:43:01 AM »

Well then, I'll just go BEYOND the ends of the universe!!

Prody · « **Reply #51 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:43:47 AM »

I'll just keep following you. We can play this game for the duration of an eternity.

Kuma · « **Reply #52 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:49:37 AM »

Well then, I don't want to play any more!

Prody · « **Reply #53 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:50:08 AM »

Oh, so you want to submit to me? Checkmate.

Kuma · « **Reply #54 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:51:55 AM »

No, I want you to stop bugging me, he who is raped by a thousand moose and enjoys it!

Prody · « **Reply #55 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:53:15 AM »

Why don't you wizen up a little bit and see the truth that submitting to me is the best decision to make as of now? I bet you only judge people by their physical appearance!

Kuma · « **Reply #56 on:** October 11, 2009, 09:03:41 AM »

No actualy, I want nothing to do with you because you've proven to be an utter psychopath

Prody · « **Reply #57 on:** October 11, 2009, 09:12:37 AM »

Perhaps you are the manifestation of psycho itself? You've not taken the smart way out and yet you do nothing but state my flaws. Wait, I don't even have flaws! How much longer must it take for you to submit to me? Do you measure my intelligence?

Kuma · « **Reply #58 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:27:46 AM »

You see, that's the kind of person I hate, the kind of person who doesn't admit that they arn't perfect.
And yes, I do measure your intelligance, it's a 2/10.

Also, you smell.

Prody · « **Reply #59 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:08:29 AM »

Are you so dumb, that you answer rhetorical questions?