TranceHime and Donut (Season 1)

[helvetica]

This thread is for the lovely lady TranceHime to resist the gentleman's charm of Sir Donut.

[nintendonut888]

Hey Trancehime. We both like PC-98. We should get married.

[nintendonut888]

Clearly your silence suggests a coy Trance. Well, I've seduced more than one hard to get maiden before, so don't think so highly of yourself! You are but a woman, unfit to match wits with the manliest of men! Now marry me, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich, bitch!

I'm the greatest romancer ever.

[trancehime]

Hey, you confectionary of a man you, I just got home from school and only found out about this just now, cut me some slack!

Anyway, well, all I can say is... your confidence may be your downfall!

Hey Trancehime. We both like PC-98. We should get married.

You shallow, shallow donut!

Well, I've seduced more than one hard to get maiden before, so don't think so highly of yourself! You are but a woman, unfit to match wits with the manliest of men! Now marry me, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich, bitch!

Clearly you are not aware of how indifferent I am to petty courtings such as this. I don't think you're aware, so it needs addressing - you're going to have to work harder than that if you even plan to make even a small dent on the cage surrounding my heart~

[nintendonut888]

Please tell me, fair maiden, your troubles and toils so that I may soothe them! I assure you that with enough time, I will taste the sweet taste of victory, the same as you will taste the sweet taste of my strawberry filling!

[nintendonut888]

Tsk tsk, you think you can resist me by giving me the cold shoulder? I know I can get through to you...I just need to eliminate the concept of time zones! And I can do that! Because I'm a lunatic or something, and we have reality shattering powers.

But wait, I can use them to make you accept me!

* Donut goes to work.

[nintendonut888]

...ARGH. I CAN'T DO IT. I AM UNDONE. YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME TRANCEHIME! T_T You're just too strong...

OTL

[trancehime]

~

Are you sure you're going to give up so fast?

All I just had was school, you giving up this early is making this feel totally pyrrhic!

[trancehime]

Oh, and before I forget - don't let the fact I go to school when it's night time over there deter you~

[nintendonut888]

*sniff* *sniff*

So...you'll give me a chance? =D

[trancehime]

Of course!

Sadly, I am hit by scheduled power cuts.

So please try and bear with my circumstances and don't let that get in the way of your plans. 

[nintendonut888]

Alas, clearly it is a plan to keep us apart.

*sigh*

...

So can we get married, or...?

OoC: Plans? :V

[trancehime]

You are so boring~

[nintendonut888]

Some people like a plain person!

And if you aren't one of them, I can play Touhou to impress you! How about...PoDD? :V

[trancehime]

PoDD you say?

PoDD you say?

Hit me, baby.

[nintendonut888]

* Donut pimpslaps Trance

[trancehime]

You know that's not what I meant you sly confectionery you.

[nintendonut888]

Ooh~? Does that mean you're giving in? :O

* Donut throws Trance onto the bed and locks the door.

[trancehime]

Whaoh, hey, hey, sparky, are you that eager?

Spoiler:

I have a scheduled power cut some time later, so don't be alarmed if I don't respond

[nintendonut888]

YOU instigated it. :3 I took it as a sign to further our relationship along. Also, sign here.

* Donut hands Trance a paper with ridiculously small print

[trancehime]

...Sign... here?

I... I don't know, really, Donut, if this is such a good idea.

[nintendonut888]

Nonsense Trance! Just sign at the bottom and everything will be taken care of...

[trancehime]

I don't get it. You're gonna con me, aren't you?!

You're no different from the previous peoples who have tried for my hand!

You... You...

Double confectionery

[nintendonut888]

I don't get it. You're gonna con me, aren't you?!

You're no different from the previous peoples who have tried for my hand!

You... You...

Double confectionery

N...no! D: It was just a binding marriage contract with your vows set out and one of them to PM TSO saying you accept me forever and ever. It's nothing like a con! Please don't accuse me like that - I'm sensitive.

[trancehime]

Aha, it was a ruse all along... And I predicted correctly!

For in your eyes, you believe you would have won... But a mere piece of paper is useless in my eyes! Try again!

[nintendonut888]

Okay.

* Donut stuffs strawberry _{laced with love potion extract} donut into Trance's mouth

:D

[trancehime]

Boring. :V

But I guess that strawberry donut was delicious.

[nintendonut888]

Indeed! And as a man with a full time job

Spoiler:

lie

I assure you you could take advantage of me for any number of tasks you want!

IS IT A DEAL PLEASE SAY YES.

[trancehime]

I dunno man, is there a catch? You've tried to con me twice already, and not even the first page of the thread has been exhausted! How am I to suppose that agreeing to your proposition would be a propitious opportunity for fun sexy times? You ought to re-evaluate your approach of the issue~

[nintendonut888]

The only catch is that you'd have to send TSO an affadavit that this was not a forced marriage. =D You don't even HAVE to really like me or anything! o/ Also:



Does this look like the face of someone who would deny you fun sexy times? DOES IT?