@KimikoMuffin: Yeah, most of the questions were pretty stupid in hind sight... though the Flandre & Remilia and the Suwako & Pyonta one were rather jokes than real questions. There were interesing and amusing to theorise over none the less. Touhou Tag Dream did have a joke about Nazrin's mouse-like appetite though, where Nazrin had indeed eaten Shizuha and Minoriko's entire food storage, and afterwards shrugging it off as if it were nothing (despite having quite a swollen belly).
@Shikimeria Alstroxanadu: Good to see not all of my theories were nonsense. These added characteristics and abilities made her even more awesome now
She never seizes to amaze me. But yeah, her rather voluptuous body would have no further use if she lacked naughty bits. She mostly possesses a human psych too, so she'd want some 'fun' now and then too.
I am afraid I'm the only one who thinks this, but here goes:
For some reason, Princess Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy reminds me of Yukari. To me they look awfully alike.
Oldest character in continuity? Yes. Possibly most powerful character in the series? Indeed. By far the wisest and most mysterious of the entire main cast? Defiantly. Watches over the entire world? Absolutely.
Am I talking about Yukari....or Rosalina?
It doesn't help they both have blond hair, wear long, fancy dresses and wear their fair share of make-up.
These resemblances have lead me to think that Gensokyo is the antithesis to Mushroom Kingdom, with Yukari and Rosalina parts of one entity, with Rosalina being Order and Yukari Chaos. They both have their own red-clad hero to function as a savior and guardian: Mario and Reimu.
Now that I think about it, a battle between Mario and Reimu would be insanely epic. :V (assuming they both use their serious, badass personas as depicted in their fandoms)
Or Rosalina and Yukari were just twins seperated at birth :V