You know you're addicted to Touhou when... (volume 2)

[COPIRIGHTO]

You scream "HIGHLY RESPONSIVE TO PRAYERS" just to make the guy next to you go "wtf"

[Toasty]

You scream "HIGHLY RESPONSIVE TO PRAYERS" just to make the guy next to you go "wtf"

Or "SHAMEIMARU!", or "UNPRECEDENTED SERIOUS AFFAIR!", or if you have replaced night with "imperishable night".

"Gee, what a nice imperishable night"

[Kanako Yasaka]

Yesterday, my Humanities teacher said "Tabula Rasa." You can probably guess what was in my head the rest of the day.

[Nine West]

Yesterday, my Humanities teacher said "Tabula Rasa." You can probably guess what was in my head the rest of the day.

Ellen's balls.

[theshirn]

When you play tHRtP.

Seriously, if it didn't have Touhou in front of it, I'd never touch the game.  You'd have to pay me.

[Toasty]

This:

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

You're a loony.

What game is that?

[Toasty]

You're a loony.

What game is that?

Freelancer, the best game to be a loony on.

[Tamer Anode/Cathode]

Our class had a conversation on borrowing books, and I brought up "I'm going to have a lifespan shorter than the average person, so you can have my books back when I die".

[Toasty]

Our class had a conversation on borrowing books, and I brought up "I'm going to have a lifespan shorter than the average person, so you can have my books back when I die".

How many times have i told that lie as an excuse for stealing books? Too many, that's what.

[misosoupwitheggplant]

I've finally gotten my friends to play Touhou~

You know you're addicted to Touhou when you practice more Touhou songs than you do your band songs. I still practice them, but I spend hours on Touhou music...

We had a lockdown at my school yesterday, and I was hoping Marisa broke in to steal some library books. Or that Yukari's bored...
My mom now says "Ayayayaya."
I made Flan's wings the other day, too...

[Verloren]

My mom now says "Ayayayaya."

You're awesome.

[Helepolis]

Freelancer, the best game to be a lonely on.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

You watch 2012 and in one scene when the survivors rush through in a small plane in a crumbling New York, when a train appears to be flying down and crushing straight for them in the air you screamed : YUKARIIIIIIII DAMN YOU


during a later part, when they are at the mercy of the tumbling wave, you scream: AQUA SIGN: NOAHCIAN DELUGE

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

I once mentally came up with an outline for a live-action movie which at first proported to be simply a retelling of the Tale of the Bamboo-Cutter. Then we learn that Fujiwara no Fuhito has a daughter ...

[Gpop]

@A-F: I thought that was California not NY.

[Kanako Yasaka]

I just used "Uncontainable Nuclear Reaction" in a sentence.

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

I referred to my bike getting stolen a couple weeks ago as an "incident" in casual conversation, and immediately thought of Reimu.

@A-F: I thought that was California not NY.

No, it's Istanbul not Constantinople.

[Gpop]

Goddamn it Muffin now I got that damn song in my head.

[Toasty]

I gave my crazy drunken grandmother a yukari hat.

[COPIRIGHTO]

I gave my crazy drunken grandmother a yukari hat.

I want a yukari hat

[scherzo]

When the main character in your current Baldur's Gate playthrough is Yuyuko,



Maybe I should do a Touhou-themed multiplayer run next.

[Helix ⑨]

I was playing some Call of Duty, and as you probably know if you've played it is that your friendly soldiers gain random generated names like 'Pvt. Jackson' (pvt=private) or Sgt. Miller (sgt=sergeant). So I was getting owned so I ran behind a trash dumpster for cover when some retarded NPC came sit in front of me, so I was like 'GTFO this is my spot, your're gonna get us killed' and then I moved over his body and his name popped up.

O
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CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!

Fail pictures from my fail celphone:

[KomeijiKoishi]

Unusual Euphemism: "China" and "Duck", among others.

Found on the Sonichu page of TVtropes.

EDIT:



You know what?
This is an insult for Cirno comparing her to CWC.

[flurk]

I gave my crazy drunken grandmother a yukari hat.

'

"granny gap youkai"

[Rinnosuke Morichika]

A text ad on Gmail read "wrigleyammo.com".

Yeah, I read it as "wriggleammo.com".

IMMA FIRIN' MAH FIREFLIES

[VIVItheFujoshi]

when you see ～Ayakashi～japanese classic horror - and in the story Yotsuya Kaidan see Oiwa?s ghost and say "But is Mima! is Mima and drawed by Amano! (i recommend this animation and the spinoff MoNoNoKe Ayakashi too. Yotsuya Kaidan is from a original story from Kabuki, and have a urban legend surround the story (who maybe is cursed and all...is Mima! XD) and the last part, BakeNeko, and MoNoNoKe have a beautiful art, like an Ukiyo-e painting in motion. (no drawed by Amano,but...so beautiful))

when you are so happy for post after a person named Rinnosuke Morichika.

[lumber_of_the_beast]

If the strange matter hypothesis is correct and a strangelet comes in contact with a lump of ordinary matter such as Earth, it could convert the ordinary matter to strange matter.[12][13] This "ice-nine" disaster scenario is as follows: one strangelet hits a nucleus, catalyzing its immediate conversion to strange matter. This liberates energy, producing a larger, more stable strangelet, which in turn hits another nucleus, catalyzing its conversion to strange matter. In the end, all the nuclei of all the atoms of Earth are converted, and Earth is reduced to a hot, large lump of strange matter.

This "ice-nine" disaster scenario is as follows: one strangelet hits a nucleus, catalyzing its immediate conversion to strange matter.

This "ice-nine" disaster scenario is as follows

"ice-nine"

"ice-nine"

"ice-nine"

[Sen]

We were talking about connotations in my English class. My teacher said "now, if someone wrote a poem where a character had his arms outstretched, what kind of image does that give?"

He wanted Jesus but I couldn't help muttering "Rumia" under my breath :V

[flurk]

i was still humming alice's theme when i got to stage 4 on pcb. oh wait.