Well, this game happened.
> What does the person look like?> What is the person doing?> As we get close: "Um, pardon me! Are you Miss Hakurei?"
> "Oh, thank goodness..."> Land near her.> "I need your help, Miss Hakurei. I need to know how to be a hero."
> "It's really hard, though..."> Light up.> "Oh! I should probably explain, huh? My master, Lady Patchouli, has been abducted. All the information I really have about it is here."> Offer Reimu the two ransom notes.
> "That's the problem. I don't know how to find who did, except maybe by beating strong people in duels, but I'm not very good at that either..."
> Deflate a little bit.> "I don't know long that will..."> Look around with a curious expression for anything unusual.> "...What are you doing out here, anyway?"
> "...Would you be willing to help me, if it meant you could keep doing nothing?"
> Now that we have a chance to look at her, how do we compare to Reimu physically?> "Oh, you really wouldn't have to do anything. You wouldn't even need to get up from this spot. Well, you wouldn't need to move yourself, anyway."
> "I don't think it does..."
> Nod vigorously.> "Please!"
> Frown.> "I'm not dealing with Miss Kirisame right now. She already caused a bunch of havoc in the library today."
> "Miss Margatroid can't help either, I already tried."> Adopt a thoughtful look.> "What if there was someone here that could alert us in case someone else came by looking for you?"
> "Who is it? I'll find them for you!"
> "...Are they things you could do if you both came with me?"
> "I figured you didn't want to risk them coming here while you're out. Oh, though I could go with you and also leave a copy of myself here, so you could go searching for your friend but not worry about missing them if they came here while you were out."
> "Uh, well, if it's private stuff, you probably shouldn't..."