東方意地奴 ~ Touhou Ijiyatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)

[Hououin Kyouma]

kilga's

Kilga: 3.14............
Rou: what a copy cat
kilga: so zetta slo- I mean who the hell are you calling a copy cat!?
Rou: could you shut up I think I got screamed at enough times
kilga: what ever.... Sin cosine tangent!
Rou: *rolls eyes
battle starts

[FinnKaenbyou]

TRACK 2 COMPLETE

Stage 1 Theme - When Idiots First Take Flight

FUCK YES

YOU ARE THE BEST SOUNDTRACK EVER

Well yeah, this was my idea of Extra Stage dialogue. Just as a sample, really. >_>

(Mid-Boss)
Purvis: Hmm. Still as brain-dead as ever.
          Suppose it's nothing a little death can't cure.
Zengar: Wow. Didn't know doctors could be so...evil.
Purvis: At least you'll be easier to deal with than the boy from earlier!

(Boss)
Zengar: So yeah, why am I still a loli?
Ruro: Apparently the Idiocy hasn't worn off yet.
Zengar: Huh? Strange. Oh well, guess it means I get to CLEAVE MORE EVIL!
???: sup guys
(Boss enters)
???: what's going on
Zengar: The hell? A kid?
???: so i heard you beat that theorist guy
Zengar: Huh? Yeah, I CLEAVED his EVIL ass into next week, but-
Ruro: ...Zengar. You need to be careful.
Zengar: Careful? Why?
Ruro: Haven't you noticed? He isn't speaking with punctuation or capital letters.
Zengar: What?! How's that even possible?
Ruro: It could be a natural side-effect...of over-exposure to the Idiocy.
???: that sounds about right
Sketcher of Absurd Hilarities
Slaves
Slaves: im pretty good at this whole danmaku thing
Zengar: Wait, you're that famous artist, aren't you?
Slaves: yeah thats me
Ruro: Zengar, is this really the time to-
Zengar: So if I beat you, I want an awesome picture of me CLEAVING SOME EVIL DUDE. Got it?
Slaves: lol sure
Ruro: ...You're hopeless.
Zengar: Thank you. Now then, let's get to the CLEAVING!

BGM - An Idiot's Art Form

Slaves: lol no
          lemme draw something up for you right now
          just try not to die laughing

(End of battle)
Zengar: Aaaand we're done.
Slaves: lol whut
Zengar: So, when can I expect that picture in?
Ruro: ...You're lucky you had me to help you, you know.
Zengar: Oh, okay. Throw Ruro in the picture too,
Ruro: ...

Quick edit by Baity: quick fix of format. will be checking through later for more. ok done.

Rou Edit: I'm not very good with ZUN Titles. >_>

[Slaves]

"???: sup guys"

and i speak with punctuation

well most of the time.

[Alfred F. Jones]

Slaves: im pretty good at this whole danmaku thing
Zengar: Wait, you're that famous artist, aren't you?
Slaves: yeah thats me
Ruro: Zengar, is this really the time to-
Zengar: So if I beat you, I want an awesome picture of me CLEAVING SOME EVIL DUDE. Got it?
Slaves: lol sure
Ruro: ...You're hopeless.
Zengar: Thank you. Now then, let's get to the CLEAVING!

Oh god, I'm Genji. D:

Or is this like the SA partner system?

PS: A Last Word stage a la IN would be really awesome. People who didn't get into the main game would get a chance to cameo here with one or two spellcards.

[UncertainJakutten]

And if you thought coming up with STAGE THEMES was hard, wait till you reach your first boss.

Regardless, I gave it my best. Hopefully Drake can clean it up a little...

jesus christ this is incredible

also, i want AF's theme to have a saxophone type of sound in it.

because it sounds sexy

Hell, the whole stage is gonna whore saxophone. It's obvious. It's practically gonna sound like cheesy porn.

[Dragoshi]

And if you thought coming up with STAGE THEMES was hard, wait till you reach your first boss.

Regardless, I gave it my best. Hopefully Drake can clean it up a little...

jesus christ this is incredible

also, i want AF's theme to have a saxophone type of sound in it.

because it sounds sexy

Hell, the whole stage is gonna whore saxophone. It's obvious. It's practically gonna sound like cheesy porn.

Pretty much, yeah. I'd be somewhat dissapointed if it didn't, actually. >_>

And I am laughing at the prospect of that for no reason. The music, I mean. :V

[UncertainJakutten]

And if you thought coming up with STAGE THEMES was hard, wait till you reach your first boss.

Regardless, I gave it my best. Hopefully Drake can clean it up a little...

jesus christ this is incredible

also, i want AF's theme to have a saxophone type of sound in it.

because it sounds sexy

Hell, the whole stage is gonna whore saxophone. It's obvious. It's practically gonna sound like cheesy porn.

Pretty much, yeah. I'd be somewhat dissapointed if it didn't, actually. >_>

And I am laughing at the prospect of that for no reason. The music, I mean. :V

It's a shame I can't record. I'd make a live version .

Or at least a live version of the sax part.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I am rubbing my hands in anticipation, on the Gar drawing part, I ain't finish yet, it has been a few years since I last drew anything lol.

[Slaves]

Founder of the Sexy Pottery Barn
Slaves

can i request this be changed?

i want a ZUN-ish(engrish) title.

Come up with something better than Sketcher of Absurd Hilarities and I'll use it.

[Zengar Zombolt]

(Mid-Boss)
Purvis: Hmm. Still as brain-dead as ever.
          Suppose it's nothing a little death can't cure.
Zengar: Wow. Didn't know doctors could be so...evil.
Purvis: At least you'll be easier to deal with than the boy from earlier!

(Boss)
Zengar: So yeah, why am I still a loli?
Ruro: Apparently the Idiocy hasn't worn off yet.
Zengar: Huh? Strange. Oh well, guess it means I get to CLEAVE MORE EVIL!
: sup guys
(Boss enters)
: what's going on
Zengar: The hell? A kid?
: so i heard you beat that theorist guy
Zengar: Huh? Yeah, I CLEAVED his EVIL ass into next week, but-
Ruro: ...Zengar. You need to be careful.
Zengar: Careful? Why?
Ruro: Haven't you noticed? He isn't speaking with punctuation or capital letters.
Zengar: What?! How's that even possible?
Ruro: It could be a natural side-effect...of over-exposure to the Idiocy.
: that sounds about right
Founder of the Sexy Pottery Barn
Slaves
Slaves: im pretty good at this whole danmaku thing
Zengar: Wait, you're that famous artist, aren't you?
Slaves: yeah thats me
Ruro: Zengar, is this really the time to-
Zengar: So if I beat you, I want an awesome picture of me CLEAVING SOME EVIL DUDE. Got it?
Slaves: lol sure
Ruro: ...You're hopeless.
Zengar: Thank you. Now then, let's get to the CLEAVING!

BGM - An Idiot's Art Form

Slaves: lol no
          lemme draw something up for you right now
          just try not to die laughing

(End of battle)
Zengar: Aaaand we're done.
Slaves: lol whut
Zengar: So, when can I expect that picture in?
Ruro: ...You're lucky you had me to help you, you know.
Zengar: Oh, okay. Throw Ruro in the picture too,
Ruro: ...

Quick edit by Baity: quick fix of format. will be checking through later for more. ok done.

Well, shit.

• Genuflect

[Slaves]

GIRLS ARE ALMOST DONE PREPARING NOW(warning: hueg images for some reason)





Baity's left arm is a little bit too long.

[Alfred F. Jones]

pew pew

oh wow

also, if you have a Photobucket and upload files like these, it does this neat trick with auto-resizing that might help with the hueg images problem.

[Slaves]

pew pew

oh wow

also, if you have a Photobucket and upload files like these, it does this neat trick with auto-resizing that might help with the hueg images problem.

see my earlier posts of character portraits.

[Jana]

Letty's looking a little Patchouli there. I approve.

Are we missing any boss portraits or are the only ones left going to be the random-appearances-though-the-game members?

[Slaves]

just need Kilga and Tenshi as far as Rou's list goes

[LHCling]

Yay, I have a stick (sorry, 6 in the morning, I'll fetch its name now) gohei and my edit comes in too late. That is awesome  <3

[Slaves]

not just a stick, my friend

a..

DOUBLE SIDED GOHEI

[Zengar Zombolt]

DOUBLE SIDED GOHEI

OH SHIT

[Dragoshi]

DOUBLE SIDED GOHEI

OH SHIT

But... Does it also double as a double-sided spatula? After all, who knows when you could potentially have to take on eeeeeeeviiiiiiil burger monsters. :V

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I think I said FUCK YEAH aloud IRL with that.

One side spatula (ala Sanae) with Reimu's gohei design...
hmmm...double sided.

speaking of which, what exactly is my weapon beside the bondage?

[Zengar Zombolt]

DOUBLE SIDED GOHEI

OH SHIT

But... Does it also double as a double-sided spatula? After all, who knows when you could potentially have to take on eeeeeeeviiiiiiil burger monsters. :V

GOD BURGER

[Dragoshi]

DOUBLE SIDED GOHEI

OH SHIT

But... Does it also double as a double-sided spatula? After all, who knows when you could potentially have to take on eeeeeeeviiiiiiil burger monsters. :V

GOD BURGER

fuckdammit that is not an actual burger. Or an evil burger monster. go away

[Slaves]

speaking of which, what exactly is my weapon beside the bondage?

not really anything

you're one of those weaponless wonders


i also request that Baity's fight be an utter grazefest with all non cards being streaming. other cards must include easily grazeable lasers.

[Sana]

speaking of which, what exactly is my weapon beside the bondage?

not really anything

you're one of those weaponless wonders

Silly, everyone knows you don't need a weapon for danmaku!

[Alfred F. Jones]

speaking of which, what exactly is my weapon beside the bondage?

not really anything

you're one of those weaponless wonders

Silly, everyone knows you don't need a weapon for danmaku!

CAPTAIN MINAMITSU MOTHERFUCKING MURASA was here, all investigators are drowned in a wave of ANCHOR DANMAKU.

[Moerin]

All the cool kids are weaponless.  Like me~

[Jana]

I have a mandolin that looks like it could impale the fuck out of someone.
Then again, I'm Stage 1 Midboss, so...

[Dragoshi]

speaking of which, what exactly is my weapon beside the bondage?

not really anything

you're one of those weaponless wonders

Silly, everyone knows you don't need a weapon for danmaku!

Maybe he uses his, uhhh... natural 'weapon', if you get my drift.

If you have to ask...

[Slaves]

Maybe he uses his, uhhh... natural 'weapon', if you get my drift.

If you have to ask...

danmaku?

[Dragoshi]

Maybe he uses his, uhhh... natural 'weapon', if you get my drift.

If you have to ask...

danmaku?

...No, his other o-- Actually. You know what? Sure. Let's go with that. :V