Funny little dream happened to me just this morning...
I was attempting desperately to save Reisen, who was perpetually stuck as a horned brown rabbit with cat paws, apparently the victim of a curse cast upon her by a mad Kaguya. I never caught the purpose of normal-rabbit-ifying Reisen... Now here's the trick: The first time, I managed to save her though the curse was still in full affect. Furthermore, I was leaping across rooftops while being chased by stronger and faster enemies. It ended when I fell through the roof of a grocery store that just so happened to a have a nice bomb planted into it. So I got to die from being blown up AND from being shot to death AND from being stabbed! Yay!
Second time: Reisen was being held in my late grandfather's house in the living room. She was trapped in an large glass tank with several other rabbits (I presumed them normal ones). The tank was covered with a big black sheet and just so happened to have a bomb under it. Well, this isn't the first time I had a dream involving that dust bomb of a house. In each instance, weird crap went down, especially upstairs. This was no exception. The entire upstairs had been turned into a huge maze of smalls rooms and tunnels, causing me to take too long. I heard a nice little explosion (that sounded oddly similar to the explosion sounds in Goldeneye for the N64; I had been watching 00 Agent gameplay videos of it not long before I went to bed) and got downstairs just in time to witness a large black sheet covering something that had collasped... ...along with it and the carpet slowly soaking up rabbit blood.
Third time: THIS TIME I got to the tank... ...but I grew so enamored with just getting to Reisen, I failed to notice that I had triggered a nice little proximity fuse and my time limit (yes, in all these instances I had a visible ticker counting down on the bottom of my 'screen') dropped to five seconds. This time the explosion was significantly larger, annihilating the entire house and throwing me out of the house. Tewi was also thrown out (don't ask me where she came from). It was unclear whether she survived or not. Myself being a not-so-badass normal, I did die. Rather horribly, considering the lost limbs, numerous cuts and bruises, sharpnel, third degree burns, etc...
Now it cut to a flashback of a smiling Reisen. Somehow, I took this as implying that Reisen was my love interest and that she had pulled me out of a raging river several years prior. Then it cut to a side view sprite scene (wtf, full 3D to high-res 2D?) of Youmu (what was she doing here?!) using Myon and teleportation to kidnap the then still humanoid Reisen. THEN it cut to a brief shot of humanoid Reisen on a big screen, leather belt'd to a chair with a bomb on her lap while terrorist shouted out demands. THEN... ...I woke up.
WILL POOR REISEN EVER BE SAVED?!