Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!

[ES-Anthy]

Thanks doc, I'll be sure to do so, also, is there anyways to counter this?

Try devouring a solar raven. The two should cancel out.

Well, I guess I'm going to have to deal with this then, since I don't like eating birds, for the greater good I guess.

[Slaves]

Is it a lycanthropic table? Check to see if it is made of dogwood.

no, it is made out of Brownwood.

[Hello Purvis]

Purvis: I reinstalled it but now there's a high-pitched whine and a bunch of dogs looking at me wimpering.

Is it attracting dogs?

Okay now that I've actually gone and died in that fire, is there any way I can bring myself back? I've left too much unwritten to just cease to exist here.

I'll make you an appointment with After-After-Life Al's. They shall help you with a reincarnation. I'll append this to your bill.

Well, I guess I'm going to have to deal with this then, since I don't like eating birds, for the greater good I guess.

You may be able to find a tofu equivalent at a well-stocked health food store.

no, it is made out of Brownwood.

I think you may be being visited by a banshee.

[Slaves]

I think you may be being visited by a banshee.

what should i do?

also, will this be on my bill?

[helvetica]

It's attracting their attention alright, but I don't know if it's the good kind because they are either whining or barking.

[ES-Anthy]

Well, I guess I'm going to have to deal with this then, since I don't like eating birds, for the greater good I guess.

You may be able to find a tofu equivalent at a well-stocked health food store.

Well, I don't know of any, thanks for your help though

*Anthony pays his bill then goes off for another nap*

[P♂ zeal]

whenever I eat, a few hours afterwards an odd substance comes from the lower posterior region of my body.
Do i have a disease?

[Hello Purvis]

what should i do?

also, will this be on my bill?

Of course it will. As for your banshee problems, I suggest ringing your bed in fresh clover, and wearing ear plugs at night. I'll append this to your bill.

It's attracting their attention alright, but I don't know if it's the good kind because they are either whining or barking.

If it is attracting dogs, perhaps it is time to consider taking up work with the provisions sector on the side?

whenever I eat, a few hours afterwards an odd substance comes from the lower posterior region of my body.
Do i have a disease?

Not quite. What you have is a moral disorder, causing excess sin to leak from your body in a physical state. My recommendation is to not be such a dick all the time. I'll send you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 75 : Diameter of a galaxy = [(C1 DP)*(1,000)] light-years. So, for a cosmic giant, his height = e^[(C2^(1/2))/2] = e^50 ft. = 5.18 * 10^21 ft. = ( 9.82 * 10^17 ) miles = [(( 9.82 * 10^17 ) / ( 6 trillion miles ))] = diameter of 163,658.63 light-years. And, # of galaxies created & their distribution is similar to creation & distribution of cells in an organism. Look @ RULE # 5, # 24, & # 26.

[Rikter]

Why am I in horrible pain now?

[helvetica]

Ok I got the whining to stop but now my Mech's main computer talks in Jive and I can't understand a word.

[helvetica]

Also the color scheme on my mech mysteriously changed to green with yellow and black stripes.

[Hello Purvis]

Why am I in horrible pain now?

Well, my records show that you have been attenting Rugal's Self-Crotch-Punching classes. This is a normal side effect, it should go away in a couple days. I'll send you my bill.

Your horoscope is: RULE # 93 : # OF HORSEPOWER = [X*(MASS OF TL IN # OF TONS)], WHERE X = 10 FOR SEA, 100 ON ROAD(S), 1,000 ON SAND/MUD, 10^4 FOR AIR, 10^5 FOR SPACE, & 10^9 @ NEAR LIGHT-SPEED IN SPACE. X SEEMS TO BE PROPORTIONAL TO [Y*MPH], WHERE WHEN Y = 2, IT?S 50% EFFICIENT, & IF Y = 3, THEN IT?S 66% EFFICIENT. SO, A 1 TON CAR @ 200 HORSEPOWER CAN DRIVE @ 100 MPH, BUT IF A1 TON CAR HAS 300 HORSEPOWER, THEN ITS EFFICIENCY IS @ 66%. Look @ RULE # 102.

Ok I got the whining to stop but now my Mech's main computer talks in Jive and I can't understand a word.

Also the color scheme on my mech mysteriously changed to green with yellow and black stripes.

It sounds like you have gotten a free upgrade! This is an excellent time to sample the vernacular of another culture, and thus become more valuable to your clan. I'll append this to your bill.

[helvetica]

But now I'm getting teased by the other pilots for having a Mech that sounds like a stupid Freeborn :<

[ES-Anthy]

*Anthony wakes up from his nap and checks his chest*


...well, it happened, oh well, at least I get gap hax now.

[P♂ zeal]

I think my nose doesn't even.
Same with my left pinky finger.
What's going on?

[Zengar Zombolt]

Doctor, I'm glowing green and HAVE THE SUDDEN DESIRE TO YELL AND TO GET EATEN BY A GIANT LION!

[FinnKaenbyou]

Also the color scheme on my mech mysteriously changed to green with yellow and black stripes.

The ghooooost of Toramaru Shoukanken is hauuuuuunting your meeech~

[ES-Anthy]

Also the color scheme on my mech mysteriously changed to green with yellow and black stripes.

The ghooooost of Toramaru Shoukanken is hauuuuuunting your meeech~

either that or a wasp

[Dragoshi]

Hm. I seem to have a chainsaw lodged into my back. It's not on or anything and I'm sure it's outta fuel, but. It's a real bitch sitting down with a chainsaw jammed into my back. How do I fix this?

[E-Nazrin]

TSO, try telling it that it's failed you for the last time.

[helvetica]

You idiots green black and yellow are the colors of Jamacia and Rastafarianism.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Quiet, mon. *lights up spliff*

[Hello Purvis]

But now I'm getting teased by the other pilots for having a Mech that sounds like a stupid Freeborn :<

I think we both understand that the correct solution to to beat them silly on the practice field.

*Anthony wakes up from his nap and checks his chest*


...well, it happened, oh well, at least I get gap hax now.

With great power comes great responsibility.

I think my nose doesn't even.
Same with my left pinky finger.
What's going on?

May I suggest a course in remedial English?

Doctor, I'm glowing green and HAVE THE SUDDEN DESIRE TO YELL AND TO GET EATEN BY A GIANT LION!

Have you had any contact with radioactive vessels or cosmic rays lately?

Also the color scheme on my mech mysteriously changed to green with yellow and black stripes.

The ghooooost of Toramaru Shoukanken is hauuuuuunting your meeech~

either that or a wasp

There's nothing WASP about yellow and black on green, star.

Hm. I seem to have a chainsaw lodged into my back. It's not on or anything and I'm sure it's outta fuel, but. It's a real bitch sitting down with a chainsaw jammed into my back. How do I fix this?

Use barstools.

[Dragoshi]

Okay. That'll work. I'll just need to figure out how to get this thing dislodged eventually. Unless I can find a way to absorb it into my body and gain the ability to have CHAINSAW LIMBS. Then I think I'd be getting somewhere.

In any case, thanks.

[Zengar Zombolt]

Have you had any contact with radioactive vessels or cosmic rays lately?

Let me count...
Getter Rays... Spiral Energy... A G-Stone... and BOMBER!

[ES-Anthy]

Have you had any contact with radioactive vessels or cosmic rays lately?

Let me count...
Getter Rays... Spiral Energy... A G-Stone... and BOMBER!

You're still lacking J-jewels and THE POWER

[Fetch()tirade]

I'm paying too much on my medical bills. What do I do?

[Zengar Zombolt]

Have you had any contact with radioactive vessels or cosmic rays lately?

Let me count...
Getter Rays... Spiral Energy... A G-Stone... and BOMBER!

You're still lacking J-jewels and THE POWER

Yeah, that too.
Also, I seem to have developed some NIUUTAIPU PAWAA.

[Dragoshi]

You mean you have yet to know the power... OF THE POWER? :V

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