Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!

[P♂ zeal]

NINEBALL TACOS FOR SALE, NOW TEMPORARILY WITH ETCH'S MEAT, ONLY 9 YEN.

SHIT I ONLY HAVE EIGHT YEN FUCK.
is there a japanese version of those tiny "leave a penny, take a penny" things that are in convenient stores somewhere around here?

[helvetica]

For 9 yen I'd eat a taco made out of pencil shavings.

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

*Anthony jams the coin slot before Etch could put any in, then proceeds to smash the machine with a Rider kick*

...killjoy...

* Etch sics Mima on Anthony so that he dies of bloodloss

[♛ Apher-Forte]

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

*Anthony jams the coin slot before Etch could put any in, then proceeds to smash the machine with a Rider kick*

I'd insert that coin into your you-know-where !

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

*Anthony jams the coin slot before Etch could put any in, then proceeds to smash the machine with a Rider kick*

I'd insert that coin into your you-know-where !

that seems... painful, as best.

Edit: See Avatar and Personal Text

[Slaves]

This picture represents how I feel about this feeling I am feeling in my groin: [img][/ img]

what is wrong with my groin?

you don't have one

[helvetica]

Where'd Moerin go? :<
Also truck stop pizza wtf my family is weird.

[Pako]

Moerin is sacrificing Anthony to Rin.

So TSO you are in the desert right now, eh?

[helvetica]

Yeah about two hours east of Denver in Limon.

[Pako]

I also want to go to the desert, so I can build sandcastles.

I really envy you TSO, wanna switch places?

[Moerin]

Huh?  Wait, people notice when I'm gone now?

Yay~ I've never felt so accepted before~

* Theorist bursts into tears of joy.

[ES-Anthy]

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

*Anthony jams the coin slot before Etch could put any in, then proceeds to smash the machine with a Rider kick*

...killjoy...

* Etch sics Mima on Anthony so that he dies of bloodloss

If you're gonna try this method, you need to actually put a picture of mima, and since you didn't, you fail.

[Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch]

I love how we changed the thread's direction.

*inserts more coins to get more continues*

*Anthony jams the coin slot before Etch could put any in, then proceeds to smash the machine with a Rider kick*

...killjoy...

* Etch sics Mima on Anthony so that he dies of bloodloss

If you're gonna try this method, you need to actually put a picture of mima, and since you didn't, you fail.

Alright, I'll be back with Mima pics... eventually.

[Zengar Zombolt]

DOCTOR!
Here's your payment.

Huh?  Wait, people notice when I'm gone now?

Yay~ I've never felt so accepted before~

* Theorist bursts into tears of joy.

D'awwwwwww~

[Pako]

DOCTOR!
Here's your payment.

You shouldn't do that you know.

[E-Nazrin]

Hey, how much would a vasectomy be?

[Helepolis]

Where is Doctor Purvis! I have been waiting hours in this waiting room. And the people among me are showing signs of psychomaniac behaviour. There is also one who thinks he is a mouse. And one who is having a dull face and weiring some weird eyeball on his chest.

Doctor! Doctor! Help me.

[Rikter]

WHY AM I FEELING COLD!

[Moerin]

WHY AM I FEELING COLD!

Because you aren't nearly enough on fire~

[helvetica]

Moerin: curiosity.  I know why I'm messed up but why do you wanna be a neuterologist?

[Hello Purvis]

...

I prescribe that you all die in a fire.

And that Gpop get a new schtick.

[helvetica]

Gpoopschtick

[Slaves]

I prescribe that you all die in a fire.

;-;

[Hello Purvis]

;-;

Alright, not you. I suppose this is the kind of thing that happens when I trust a certain rectangular prism to put out the closed sign. Anyways, the clinic is open! Walkins accepted._{I do not accept barters.}

[Pesco]

Do you take trade-ins?

[helvetica]

What about tradeups.

[E-Nazrin]

Life is Wonderful

[Hello Purvis]

Do you take trade-ins?

If you negotiate up front.

What about tradeups.

See previous answer.

Life is Wonderful

Thank you, Balrog.

[Slaves]

i've misplaced my feather, along with my unicorn and briefcase toilet. my heart is also beating involuntarily, and i can't make it stop.

[Hello Purvis]

i've misplaced my feather, along with my unicorn and briefcase toilet. my heart is also beating involuntarily, and i can't make it stop.

You've not been monitoring your mercury intake, have you? As for the heart problem, taking a large dose of your favorite opiate should deal with that. I will write you a prescription as necessary. I will warn you, the condition you have is harmless, and once you treat it is permanent, so do consider carefully before taking the dosage. I'll append this to your bill.