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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #60 on: August 23, 2009, 11:39:22 AM »
I accidentally the whole jeweled pagoda. Is this bad?

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #61 on: August 23, 2009, 12:05:36 PM »
Your medication arrived to late, and now the acid has burned through most of my organs, what should I do now?

Please bring that complaint up against the pharmaceutical company. In the meantime, I would suggest using this occasion to inspire you go on a diet.

I accidentally the whole jeweled pagoda. Is this bad?

What?

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #62 on: August 23, 2009, 12:06:36 PM »
I told you, I accidentally the whole pagoda. Seriously, Doctor, I'm really worried about this.

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #63 on: August 23, 2009, 12:07:42 PM »
Can you be more specific about this diet doctor?

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #64 on: August 23, 2009, 12:14:27 PM »
TASUKETE たすけてPURVISパルビス!! I have chest pain on my left moons. :(

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #65 on: August 23, 2009, 12:43:50 PM »
The saliva inside of my mouth seems to me stickier than normal. Is this bad?

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #66 on: August 23, 2009, 01:02:17 PM »
The saliva inside of my mouth seems to me stickier than normal. Is this bad?

That's not saliva...
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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #67 on: August 23, 2009, 01:02:56 PM »
For some reason I've been napping very often recently and they have been very long naps, I fear I may be turning into yukari.

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #68 on: August 23, 2009, 01:05:29 PM »
For some reason I've been napping very often recently and they have been very long naps, I fear I may be turning into yukari.

Have you noticed the development of any border manipulating powers recently~?
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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #69 on: August 23, 2009, 01:06:14 PM »
I think I may have a case of the sniffles. What should I do?

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #70 on: August 23, 2009, 01:07:14 PM »
For some reason I've been napping very often recently and they have been very long naps, I fear I may be turning into yukari.

Have you noticed the development of any border manipulating powers recently~?

Except for the very border-esqe crack on my ceiling, not much, but then I haven't been trying yet.

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #71 on: August 23, 2009, 01:14:25 PM »
Doctor, everytime I see Enma-sama my heart, starts beating like crazy and I feel dizzy and warm.

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #72 on: August 23, 2009, 01:23:56 PM »
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Right-oh, since the doctor's not in right now...

Doctor, everytime I see Enma-sama my heart, starts beating like crazy and I feel dizzy and warm.

Sounds like the start of a heart attack... Do you feel a sharp pain in your left arm?
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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #73 on: August 23, 2009, 02:08:16 PM »
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The saliva inside of my mouth seems to me stickier than normal. Is this bad?
Have you considered the possibility that you may be eating glue in your sleep? It's more common than it sounds.

I think I may have a case of the sniffles. What should I do?
Open the case and let the sniffles float out of a nearby window. Whatever you do, DON'T open it in the house.

Doctor, everytime I see Enma-sama my heart, starts beating like crazy and I feel dizzy and warm.
If your pants are still clean, this may be a problem.

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #74 on: August 23, 2009, 02:13:08 PM »
Open the case and let the sniffles float out of a nearby window. Whatever you do, DON'T open it in the house.
OH GOD.
I thought to window was open when I opened the case, but then about 10 minutes later I tried to throw a shoe out the window to hit a kid playing on my lawn and the shoe just bounced off the windowpane! The sniffles are inside my house! What do I do?

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #75 on: August 23, 2009, 02:18:06 PM »
I had drunk up very strong acid and Purvis doesn't want to help me, what do I have to do?

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #76 on: August 23, 2009, 02:19:11 PM »
I had drunk up very strong acid and Purvis doesn't want to help me, what do I have to do?

Drink a very strong alkali to balance it out~
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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #77 on: August 23, 2009, 02:30:33 PM »
I had drunk up very strong acid and Purvis doesn't want to help me, what do I have to do?

Drink a very strong alkali to balance it out~

I could do that.

So many doctors. Which one should I choose?

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #78 on: August 23, 2009, 02:37:21 PM »
Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #79 on: August 23, 2009, 02:38:34 PM »
Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?

Castration is the only answer~

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #80 on: August 23, 2009, 02:54:37 PM »
Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?

Castration is the only answer~

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I wasn't asking you.

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #82 on: August 23, 2009, 03:09:03 PM »
Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?
there is never too much.
Put it in donuts and sell them in batches of 12 over the internet.

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #83 on: August 23, 2009, 03:32:47 PM »
I want Doctor Purvis, not you fake Dr Phill wannabees. Get lost.


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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #84 on: August 23, 2009, 03:36:10 PM »
I want Doctor Purvis, not you fake Dr Phill wannabees. Get lost.

The doctor's not in right now~  Can I take a message?
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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #85 on: August 23, 2009, 04:09:02 PM »
I had drunk up very strong acid and Purvis doesn't want to help me, what do I have to do?
Wash it down with some alcohol. Works wonders.

Hmm...in past known cases I've been told that I produce a large quantity of male fluid. Apparently it's too much for other people's liking.

Any way to control this?
Try wearing one of these.

FUCK YOU
Look, do you want to buy those condoms you're holding or not?

I want Doctor Purvis, not you fake Dr Phill wannabees. Get lost.
Dr. Purvis was struck down by swine flu recently and won't be around for a while. It's us or nothing.

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #86 on: August 23, 2009, 04:34:22 PM »
I'll return when the Doctor is back.

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #87 on: August 23, 2009, 04:39:25 PM »
No problem, it's not like you could have a life-threatening disease that will kill you in the next 30 minutes.

Ahem.

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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #88 on: August 23, 2009, 05:15:52 PM »
No problem, it's not like you could have a life-threatening disease that will kill you in the next 30 minutes.

Ahem.
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Re: Dr Purvis' Mobile Clinic is in town!
« Reply #89 on: August 23, 2009, 05:18:28 PM »
Swine flu sucks I had it and it really sucks.

Anyway the acid problem is gone but I have almost no organs left, what to do?

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