I think my inactivity made some players leave.
Whoever doesn't make an order next turn will be removed from the stats list. There's way to many inactives for me to keep track of.
> Summon birds.
[2]
A really derpy bird came. He's hungry, and will leave in [6] for food.
Stats: HP: [3] * [4] * 10 = 120
ATK: [6] * 10 = 60
>"Hey other dead guys."
> Roll Rubik's cube to dodge
You roll a Rubik's Cube of Randomness.
[1]
Poor thing. You got poisoned!
[6]
Luckily for you, it will remove 31 HP per turn for [2] turns.
...Wait. You're dead. Then your revive HP will be lower, then.
> Ow my butt.
> Well, I'm still not intent on getting close to that thing. Throw rocks at the spider!
[3]
You have a 3/6 shot get the thorax (1,2, or 3 hits).
[4]
No thorax hitting today. -150 HP
This is getting ridiculous...maybe dying is like negative life and negative life x negative life = positive life2 ? Assuming that's true (and that I get better luck doing stuff that makes next to no sense)...
>Kill self until I die to death. It's not like I can get even deader probably
[2]
Congrats! You have died to life. Barely. You lost [6]0 HP in the life-suicide, though. (Alive, but 3 HP left. Better
have burn heal!)
>"If that's how you want his to happen..."
>Fire lightning at the thorax. This surely won't backfire at all!
[2]
Eh. You got a glancing blow. -53 HP
>...and THIS is your spider on critical hits.
>Now that the monster is only a head-part, cut off its head! That's how we do things, right?
[2]
The neck is too thick to chop off in one clean slice. Your cutting device is now stuck inside of the neck. -13 HP
Boss Number: 7
Boss: GIANT SPIDER
HP: 1129 - 216 = 913
ATK: 265
Next attack: 2 turns
Status: None
Weak Point: Thorax (+60)
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Current effects:
None
Kappa: HP: 141 ATK: 60 | aUsernameIsFineToo HP: 153 ATK: 90 Item: 25 insta-revives | Kasu: HP: 393 ATK: 300 BIRD: HP: 120 | ATK: 60 (Leaves in 6)
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Yuuna Zombolt HP: 133 ATK: 90 | an unmatched sock (dead for 2) HP: 73 ATK: 40 Ally: Satan (HP: 697 | ATK 434) (gone in 1)
| Kyo Tanaka HP: 73 ATK: 120 |
FlamingRok HP: 196 ATK: 160 | Patorikku HP: 153 ATK: 300 Item: "Living Trinket" (x1): Increases roll by 4 | Validon98 HP: 153 ATK: 10 |
Mr Jovial HP: 3 ATK: 50 | Hanzo K. HP: 83 ATK: 240 | LaserTurtle HP: 80 ATK: 40 |
Miniking (Dead for 3) (Poison for 2 --> -31HP) HP: 183 ATK: 430 Item: Rubik's Cubes of Randomness (x3) (gives a random effect to the holder when used. Dice roll. Odds are bad, evens are good. 2nd dice roll determines severity.)
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