Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 190177 times)

game2011 · « **Reply #780 on:** February 16, 2016, 12:31:31 PM »

She can only manipulate the fate of stoned people.

What if people cater to Taoism because of Byakuren's belief that violence is the answer to everything?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #781 on:** February 16, 2016, 12:38:41 PM »

People would use fists for discussion instead of hurting people.

What if Patchy is actually really strong, but only when lifting books?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #782 on:** February 16, 2016, 02:46:49 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on February 16, 2016, 12:38:41 PM

People would use fists for discussion instead of hurting people.

What if Patchy is actually really strong, but only when lifting books?

Books as deadly weapons. Which is not unrealistic.

What if Aya suddenly made decent newspapers?

PK · « **Reply #783 on:** February 16, 2016, 03:23:41 PM »

Hatate would cry as if there was no tomorrow. Wait a second, it's actually happening in FS :V

What if Rinnosuke's new assistant is Tenshi that was sent there as punishment?

game2011 · « **Reply #784 on:** February 16, 2016, 03:26:09 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on February 16, 2016, 12:38:41 PM

People would use fists for discussion instead of hurting people.

Sorry, I got it wrong... I actually wanted to say what if people decided to follow Taoism instead of Buddhism because of Byakuren...

Quote from: PK on February 16, 2016, 03:23:41 PM

Hatate would cry as if there was no tomorrow. Wait a second, it's actually happening in FS :V

I was going to answer, "Then there would be more decent newspaper origami and crafts."

"What if Rinnosuke's new assistant is Tenshi that was sent there as punishment?"
She hits him in the head with a keystone to make him lose his memory so that she can convince him that she is the owner of Korindou.

What if Koakuma has the ability to shoot books out of her mouth?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #785 on:** February 17, 2016, 12:15:52 AM »

Quote from: game2011 on February 16, 2016, 03:26:09 PM

What if Koakuma has the ability to shoot books out of her mouth?

Either infinite books for Marisa and Patchy, or for library defence.

What if Rinnosuke becomes a weapons dealer? By not only weapons but also AFVs.

Hikarin · « **Reply #786 on:** February 17, 2016, 01:41:39 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal_Kills on February 17, 2016, 12:15:52 AM

What if Rinnosuke becomes a weapons dealer? By not only weapons but also AFVs.

Well, for one, every human and youkai in Gensokyo would be flocking to him, then he would get super rich, and then all of his customers would blow each other up and the money influx would stall.

What if there was hidden dialogue in the games between Sakuya and Remilia where they swapped roles as master and servant?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #787 on:** February 17, 2016, 01:30:42 PM »

Quote from: Hikari on February 17, 2016, 01:41:39 AM

What if there was hidden dialogue in the games between Sakuya and Remilia where they swapped roles as master and servant?

Then, Remillia is gonna have a bad time dealing with the household jobs. Though I remember one 4koma on Danbooru that can answer your question better, but I can't find it back.

What if Fegelein X Yukari?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #788 on:** February 17, 2016, 03:02:32 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal_Kills on February 17, 2016, 01:30:42 PM

Then, Remillia is gonna have a bad time dealing with the household jobs. Though I remember one 4koma on Danbooru that can answer your question better, but I can't find it back.

What if Fegelein X Yukari?

Poor Hitler and Reimu, both having to deal with twice the number of antics.

What if Krebs x Wakasagihime? Fish and all.

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #789 on:** February 18, 2016, 12:33:39 AM »

Quote from: LawfulInsane on February 17, 2016, 03:02:32 PM

What if Krebs x Wakasagihime? Fish and all.

Then all of his map pointing while saying 'fish', OHHHHH. He secretly knew where the true Wakasagihime lives in Berlin! All board the submarine to Wakahouse!

What if Burgdorf X Yuugi since after all, the Bunker is 'underground'.

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #790 on:** February 18, 2016, 01:09:08 AM »

The two will have a drink over a discussion on why this thread is suddenly a Touhou X Hitler Rants crossover discussion...

What if Yuyuko X Goring?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #791 on:** February 18, 2016, 02:33:28 AM »

Then, the two will be one of the causes why 'Empire Japan' and 'Nazi Germany' lost because of the food shortages.

~~What if Speer X Rinnosuke?~~ What if Momiji X Blondi?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #792 on:** February 18, 2016, 11:11:31 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal_Kills on February 18, 2016, 02:33:28 AM

Then, the two will be one of the causes why 'Empire Japan' and 'Nazi Germany' lost because of the food shortages.

~~What if Speer X Rinnosuke?~~ What if Momiji X Blondi?

~~That image on Danbooru with Momiji and a dog~~ Then we have a very bewildered Hitler and an Aya feeling strange things.

What if Hatate x Koller?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #793 on:** February 18, 2016, 11:38:50 AM »

Quote from: LawfulInsane on February 18, 2016, 11:11:31 AM

What if Hatate x Koller?

*on the phone
Aya: Hey, how many pictures-
Hatate: Nine
Aya: How about-
Hatate: Nine
Aya: Can you let me-
Hatate: NEIN!!!

~~What if Yukari is also Himmler's disciple other than Fegelein?~~ Okay, the we'll stop the rants there.

What if there's a lot of youkai that still exists in the Outside World, and Hitler hates them as much as he hates the Jews, thus building concentration camps for both?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #794 on:** February 18, 2016, 01:18:23 PM »

Then Hitler is a Ghost.

What if Ghost Hitler was in Gensokyo.

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #795 on:** February 18, 2016, 01:25:40 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on February 18, 2016, 01:18:23 PM

What if Ghost Hitler was in Gensokyo.

Then I'm not sure whether Reimu supports Ghost Hitler's idea of youkai concentration camps across Gensokyo.

What if Reimu supports his idea?

HalfGrand · « **Reply #796 on:** February 18, 2016, 03:01:51 PM »

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What if Reimu supports his idea?

You-kai-mon! gotta catch them all... and seal them away into the dreamworld or something where they can haunt the dreams of small children.

What if... a piece of toast you cooked popped out of the toaster and it resembled the face of your favorite Touhou? Would you eat it? :3

PK · « **Reply #797 on:** February 18, 2016, 03:20:03 PM »

I'd do at least a photo to it. Then, since my favorite character is Rumia, i'd say "Looks like the tables have turned. Who's eating who now?" with an english lord voice, and eat it.

What if Yukari managed to become omnipotent by spreading rumors of her omnipotence and conquered the Lunar Capital?

HalfGrand · « **Reply #798 on:** February 18, 2016, 04:44:06 PM »

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What if Yukari managed to become omnipotent by spreading rumors of her omnipotence and conquered the Lunar Capital?

Lunarian: "Everything's fine... everything's fine. Gotta keep smiling, she will know if I forget to smile. What was that over there!?... oh, it's just a black cat, I thought it was HER with her ever watching EYES. Everything will be fine if I just keep thinking happy thoughts and not make sudden movements. Everything's fine, yes that's right... evvverrrrrything is fine. Heh" <.< >.> (paranoia intensifies)

What if... you could give a gift to your favorite Touhou? What would it be and who would you give it too?

Chirumiru-chan · « **Reply #799 on:** February 18, 2016, 10:01:32 PM »

Flowers for Reimu all the way

What if Keine gave a lesson about armpits?

PK · « **Reply #800 on:** February 18, 2016, 11:22:32 PM »

1st lesson: determining the danger of the armpit miko(s) depending on the armpit angle.

What if Rumia bought a night visor from Rinnosuke?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #801 on:** February 18, 2016, 11:38:13 PM »

Then she wouldn't have to worry about hitting any trees while being in her darkness orb. IF, Rinnosuke himself can tell how to use it.

What if there was a Touhou character based on Michael Bay?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #802 on:** February 19, 2016, 01:06:01 AM »

Explosions will occur around her if she so much as speak...

What if Touhou gets a run-N-gun adaption ala Metal Slug?

Chirumiru-chan · « **Reply #803 on:** February 19, 2016, 01:16:36 AM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on February 19, 2016, 01:06:01 AM

Explosions will occur around her if she so much as speak...

What if Touhou gets a run-N-gun adaption ala Metal Slug?

It'd actually get released in the US.
What if N from Pok?mon wandered into Gensokyo?

Goomba98 · « **Reply #804 on:** February 20, 2016, 04:04:20 PM »

Eiki would take an interest in him, due to his green hair and yin-yang inspired Pokemon.

What if Tenshi got into a fight with the Hoenn legendaries?

Lollipop · « **Reply #805 on:** February 20, 2016, 06:38:28 PM »

They would destroy the world.

What if Reimu didn't appear in the next game?

PK · « **Reply #806 on:** February 20, 2016, 07:20:45 PM »

It's Shoot the Bullet all over again!

What if a new character had power over the fourth wall?

Chirumiru-chan · « **Reply #807 on:** February 20, 2016, 08:40:46 PM »

Quote from: PK on February 20, 2016, 07:20:45 PM

It's Shoot the Bullet all over again!

What if a new character had power over the fourth wall?

She'd take us all into Gensokyo.
What if Touhou was released in the US when HRtP came out?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #808 on:** February 21, 2016, 05:12:06 AM »

Then most characters would be based on Western mythology and vice versa.

What if Gensokyo was on Middle Earth (Lord of the Rings) and their Youkai's took part in the final battle against Sauron's Orcs? (Third episode)

TableCloth · « **Reply #809 on:** February 21, 2016, 11:28:53 AM »

Yuuka's up for some fun

What if Undertale's Sans do danmaku a la Touhou?