Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 190229 times)

Hikarin · « **Reply #750 on:** February 09, 2016, 03:33:13 PM »

Then we might have another male Touhou character.

What if whenever you dream, you are actually temporarily going to Gensokyo?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #751 on:** February 09, 2016, 03:39:50 PM »

Quote from: Hikari on February 09, 2016, 03:33:13 PM

Then we might have another male Touhou character.

What if whenever you dream, you are actually temporarily going to Gensokyo?

Seven billion Maribels and seven billion very different Gensokyos.

What if we had Serbian Touhous? (Sorry can't think of anything)

Chirumiru-chan · « **Reply #752 on:** February 09, 2016, 10:24:35 PM »

Quote from: LawfulInsane on February 09, 2016, 03:39:50 PM

Seven billion Maribels and seven billion very different Gensokyos.

What if we had Serbian Touhous? (Sorry can't think of anything)

REMOVE SERBIAN YOUKAI

What if that talking drop of hot sauce from the SpongeBob episode "Karate Choppers" ended up in Gensokyo? (if you don't know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n49Xsff5zms)

game2011 · « **Reply #753 on:** February 10, 2016, 04:02:11 PM »

That's the closest we have to getting a slime girl character, assuming it gets genderbent.

What if ZUN permanently kills off a recurring character in the next game, meaning that the character will never show up again in the future, even as a ghost?

PK · « **Reply #754 on:** February 10, 2016, 07:05:09 PM »

The jinyou would not feel lonely anymore.

What if Chang'e as final boss?

Hikarin · « **Reply #755 on:** February 10, 2016, 09:35:56 PM »

Quote from: PK on February 10, 2016, 07:05:09 PM

What if Chang'e as final boss?

Then we have our LoLK sequel right there: use the Occult Balls that come out of nowhere to cannonball Chang'e at the Lunar Capital. From the Treasure Ship.

What if Hitler was a Touhou?

Chirumiru-chan · « **Reply #756 on:** February 10, 2016, 10:31:21 PM »

Then in the game it appears in the player gets to kill Hitler.

What if Kikuri was the REAL final boss of HRtP?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #757 on:** February 12, 2016, 06:09:24 PM »

Then Kikuri is the one who actually created Hell.

What if Momiji was Courage the Cowardly Dog?

game2011 · « **Reply #758 on:** February 13, 2016, 03:37:43 AM »

Since she can see things coming from afar, she'll often be seen freaking out before anyone else sees anything coming and think she's crazy, assuming they don't know her. And she'll be known as the Cowardly Wolf too.

What if Yuuka ran around the Human Village while flipping the bird nonstop?

PK · « **Reply #759 on:** February 13, 2016, 01:21:47 PM »

Everyone would blame Clownpiece because that's obviously some crazy stuff.

What if Meiling started an academy of martial arts for youkai?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #760 on:** February 13, 2016, 04:09:46 PM »

Quote from: PK on February 13, 2016, 01:21:47 PM

What if Meiling started an academy of martial arts for youkai?

It'll be called "~~Slacking~~ Zen dragon fist style", and she'll start by teaching young youkai how to fend off knife attacks.

What if Marisa sold Patchoulis' books at Suzunaan ?

HalfGrand · « **Reply #761 on:** February 14, 2016, 03:20:31 PM »

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What if Marisa sold Patchoulis' books at Suzunaan?

Then Marisa better have remembered to remove bookmarks, scrub out notes and remove any labels on those books that could identify it as coming from the SDM. Who says that Patchouli doesn't go to Suzunaan to extend her already huge book collection for the library?

What if... Yuuka gets a hold of an outer world book on copy write law and decides she wants to trademark Master Spark? :ohdear:

PK · « **Reply #762 on:** February 14, 2016, 04:25:19 PM »

Objection! Yuuka's attack was never called Master Spark, so she can't trademark it. Even if she could, Marisa is a thief anyway, nothing would change at all.

What if Seija is actually one of the 4 oni devas and is hiding it?

game2011 · « **Reply #763 on:** February 14, 2016, 05:19:32 PM »

I look forward to Seija lifting heavy objects and throwing them around with ease!

What if Byakuren believes that violence is the answer to everything?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #764 on:** February 14, 2016, 07:07:52 PM »

She would answer all questions violently.

What if Gensokyo was in space?

Hikarin · « **Reply #765 on:** February 14, 2016, 08:47:19 PM »

Then where is the Lunar Capital

The Great Hakurei Border would have been in some weird position not in Japan, meaning that the corresponding one on Earth is a different one. On another note, SA would have taken place in a pocket dimension or something weird like that, and if you go down far enough underground, you would end up on the surface? wut even

Gensokyo would be its own planet. Therefore the Great Hakurei Border would be in Space, and the dream field from LoLK would be the Hakurei Border. So planet Gensokyo would be a moon of Earth or something, right? Mind. Blown. Additionally, the Moon would be exempt from this Border, so by going to the Moon, and surviving all of the rabbits, you could access Gensokyo.

What if Gensokyo was a dream?

PK · « **Reply #766 on:** February 14, 2016, 11:45:05 PM »

Then that's some really vivid and complex dream.

What if Hecatia was your sister?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #767 on:** February 15, 2016, 01:18:51 AM »

Quote from: PK on February 14, 2016, 11:45:05 PM

What if Hecatia was your sister?

Me as 3-year-old: Hey Oneeeeeeeeee-san, what's that floaty thingy tied to you neck?
Hecatia: Uhh... it's a...
Me: It'za look tasty, aaaaaaah....
Hecatia: NO NO NO!1!
*End of world
(less experience with honorifics, sorry)

Vhat if, AK-47 was (Alice-Kalashnikov)-47 while M-16 was (Marisa)-16

HalfGrand · « **Reply #768 on:** February 15, 2016, 08:22:34 AM »

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What if, AK-47 was (Alice-Kalashnikov)-47 while M-16 was (Marisa)-16

It would mean the 47 and 16 were actually the real ages of the characters (Alice is 47!?! :derp:)

The AK-47 would not have a problem with gunpowder since Alice stuffs all her dolls with gunpowder and the M-16 muzzle flash when firing is actually a little master spark with stars glistening from it.

What if... ZUN decided to reboot Touhou like he did with the PC-98 to Windows jump and it was 100 times crappier than the current Touhou? :ohdear:

*edit* not saying Touhou is crappy, not at all! I just mean if the new version is worse than our beloved current Touhou.

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #769 on:** February 15, 2016, 12:18:14 PM »

Quote from: HalfGrand on February 15, 2016, 08:22:34 AM

What if... ZUN decided to reboot Touhou like he did with the PC-98 to Windows jump and it was 100 times crappier than the current Touhou? :ohdear:

Then, it would start a conspiracy bigger than 9/11 (sry) with Touhou-fans around globe blaming ZUN's probably around 3-year-old kid for creating the mess instead because of the doubtful probability of ZUN itself making a crappy reboot/Touhou 16. And after he found out about this, he will quickly return to the current and beloved Touhou universe, hoping not to create another Gap-S*** on the next Touhou.

What if General Winter was after all, Letty Whiterock?

PK · « **Reply #770 on:** February 15, 2016, 02:06:36 PM »

Then Letty is Russia's greatest ally.

What if ZUN introduces an actually bad-looking fat character?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #771 on:** February 15, 2016, 02:22:50 PM »

Quote from: PK on February 15, 2016, 02:06:36 PM

Then Letty is Russia's greatest ally.

What if ZUN introduces an actually bad-looking fat character?

Then we can't blame ZUN art anymore.

What if Yuuka encountered a titan arum?

game2011 · « **Reply #772 on:** February 15, 2016, 04:12:55 PM »

Watch as she uses her flower power to make it smell good!

What if Reimu dies and everyone rejoices?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #773 on:** February 15, 2016, 08:44:45 PM »

There would be no one left to stop Rumia from eating everyone and taking over the universe.

What if Meiling pretended to be a cat to get Patchy to pet her?

PK · « **Reply #774 on:** February 15, 2016, 11:40:47 PM »

Patchouli: Remi, our cat is weird today. It wears a hat, isn't furry, and weighs a DAMN LOT more than usual.

What if Ran had enough of Yukari and started a new life as the head of a new clan?

game2011 · « **Reply #775 on:** February 16, 2016, 04:41:22 AM »

Yukari will look at her with puppy eyes to convince her to stay.

What if Ran doesn't get convinced by that?

the old guy · « **Reply #776 on:** February 16, 2016, 07:47:21 AM »

Ran forms the angry servant society, which speaks out against abuse of servants. Also she punches yukari in the face.
Right. In. The. Face.

What if this happened in canon?

game2011 · « **Reply #777 on:** February 16, 2016, 08:08:57 AM »

The fandom goes crazy with Yukari-getting-punched-in-the-face fan works. And her defeat portraits in the games all have fist marks on her face, regardless of who she fought.

What if she threw tantrum like a little kid to try to convince Ran instead?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #778 on:** February 16, 2016, 09:14:26 AM »

Quote from: game2011 on February 16, 2016, 08:08:57 AM

What if she threw tantrum like a little kid to try to convince Ran instead?

Ran'll spank her ass instead.

What if all these Yakumo household problems make Chen grow into a delinquent ?

Ultimate Destrado · « **Reply #779 on:** February 16, 2016, 09:31:30 AM »

Spoiler: Chen is already a delinquent. :3

What if Remilia was a stoner?