Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 190254 times)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #690 on:** December 22, 2015, 02:25:16 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on December 22, 2015, 02:19:20 AM

What if Gensokyo was located in Scotland?

Then it'll 'ave a population of a buncha wee lassies drinking alcohol that are constantly fightin' wif eachother.
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i.e. Nothing would really change, except that the inhabitants would have Scottish accents, they'd drink a bit more alcohol then normal, and Misty Lake would be inhabited by a plesiosaur...

What if Touhou x Otomedius?

PK · « **Reply #691 on:** December 22, 2015, 05:25:27 PM »

Hisou Tensoku has to be involved.

What if ryuuichi was the artist for the next fighting game? (danbooru link)

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #692 on:** December 23, 2015, 05:49:09 AM »

Then the next Touhou game would be a Hell lot creepier than FNaF, Seriously...

What if the Marauder from Starcraft II came into Gensokyo? (Listen to his quotes)

Suspicious person · « **Reply #693 on:** December 24, 2015, 04:59:05 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal_Kills on December 23, 2015, 05:49:09 AM

What if the Marauder from Starcraft II came into Gensokyo? (Listen to his quotes)

It'll be an UED Marauder, since Earth (and Gensokyo) are pretty far away from where the sector where things happens. He'll also meet with the firebats, which everyone might have forgotten by now...

What if, besides CoLA and the three fairies mange, we get a Touhou Bougetsuhou reboot too ?

PK · « **Reply #694 on:** December 26, 2015, 05:07:15 PM »

More lunarians, probably Junko and Chang'e.

What if Visionary Fairies in Shrine leads to another Fairy Wars game?

TresserT · « **Reply #695 on:** December 28, 2015, 04:43:18 PM »

What do you mean "what if"?!? Isn't that why we got Clownpiece in the first place?!?

What if Kanako showed up in touhou 16 as the stage 1 boss?

Goomba98 · « **Reply #696 on:** December 28, 2015, 06:34:43 PM »

Same thing as when Yuyuko was in TD as the first boss.

What if Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? had a Touhou episode?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #697 on:** January 03, 2016, 07:08:46 PM »

Quote from: Goomba98 on December 28, 2015, 06:34:43 PM

What if Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? had a Touhou episode?

Hilarity will ensue.

What if the Five Magic Stones are actually Yog-Sothoth?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #698 on:** January 07, 2016, 11:37:45 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on January 03, 2016, 07:08:46 PM

What if the Five Magic Stones are actually Yog-Sothoth?

Then he better damn well hide his secret, or he'll end up being a laughing stock for getting his ass kicked by little girls

What if someone taught Ringo some manners ?

PK · « **Reply #699 on:** January 08, 2016, 08:03:54 PM »

She would offer her dango before starting fighting people.

What if we had mexican characters?

snowflake247 · « **Reply #700 on:** January 10, 2016, 12:49:18 AM »

They would be based on Mexican folklore and legends, for example the Chupacabra. This would also show that ZUN's thinking about themes from the West again, which would make people on this forum get hype for an official western release. (It would be interesting if the first official translation of the games was in Spanish... :V )

What if Yuyuko was alive and Yukari was the ghost?

PK · « **Reply #701 on:** January 12, 2016, 07:43:41 PM »

Yuyuko would be a 1000+ years old human, so either she became a youkai, a hermit. or a goddess.

What if the ability of every character was also extended to metaphorical concepts?

TresserT · « **Reply #702 on:** January 12, 2016, 07:55:52 PM »

Wait, I thought it did? You mean Cirno can't freeze time?!? Burns all his fanfics.

What if there were a Yakumo Green, Yakumo Yellow, Yakumo Aqua, and Yakumo Red?

Ultimate Destrado · « **Reply #703 on:** January 13, 2016, 09:27:35 AM »

I'd try to find a Yakumo Emerald.

What if everyone decided to call in sick one day?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #704 on:** January 13, 2016, 02:10:48 PM »

Obviously Yamame had nothing to do with it, because she called in sick too.

What if Eiki met Discworld Death?

PK · « **Reply #705 on:** January 15, 2016, 10:24:48 PM »

She'd mistake it/him for a Shinigami.

What if we got a Phantasmagoria game with only characters from various Hells (not even Reimu and Marisa this time)?

zero_breaker · « **Reply #706 on:** January 18, 2016, 02:33:45 PM »

Eiki would get to lecture even more people... until she meets Hecatia, who she iirc has no authority over but would try to lecture anyways.

What if everyone in Gensokyo gains a counterpart with inverted morality?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #707 on:** January 21, 2016, 04:13:46 PM »

Quote from: zero_breaker on January 18, 2016, 02:33:45 PM

What if everyone in Gensokyo gains a counterpart with inverted morality?

It would be an incident involving a mirror youkai, and the game will play out as a phantasmagoria where every protagonist fights their inverted selves at some point.

What if YuugenMagan and unsealed Rumia are siblings?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #708 on:** January 23, 2016, 12:59:17 PM »

That means Rumia is composed of eyes. (And I thought giving her a chest-mouth was weird. [Which was my idea])

What if Shinki created herself?

PK · « **Reply #709 on:** January 23, 2016, 04:43:51 PM »

Then Shinki is her own mother.

What if Rumia is actually a spy for Gensokyo's secret Christian faction?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #710 on:** January 23, 2016, 07:25:32 PM »

Quote from: PK on January 23, 2016, 04:43:51 PM

What if Rumia is actually a spy for Gensokyo's secret Christian faction?

Then Rumia is also a Knight Templar.

What if Rumia's amulet isn't actually sealing her powers, but she's been faking it all this time?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #711 on:** January 23, 2016, 09:13:36 PM »

Then Rumia is the true strongest 2hu.

What if Yukari talked about parallel universes?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #712 on:** January 23, 2016, 09:20:44 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on January 23, 2016, 09:13:36 PM

What if Yukari talked about parallel universes?

Then it would be revealed that she is not the only Yukari, and that Maribel Hearn, as well as every doujin-work incarnation of Yukari is an alternate counterpart.

What if Yukari's long lifespan is because she continuously transfers her soul to a new body?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #713 on:** January 24, 2016, 04:15:06 AM »

Then she would constantly have to alter her new bodies to look similar to her previous bodies just to make sure people don't mistake her for someone else.

What if Dr. Facilier was a 2hu?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #714 on:** January 24, 2016, 06:39:09 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on January 24, 2016, 04:15:06 AM

What if Dr. Facilier was a 2hu?

Then much backfired deals and voodoo magic will occur in Gensokyo.

What if "Yukari Yakumo" isn't a name, but a title?

iVAwalys · « **Reply #715 on:** January 24, 2016, 07:23:17 PM »

Then the Maribel Theory would make even more sense.

What if the Hakurei Barrier suddenly disappeared?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #716 on:** January 24, 2016, 07:25:52 PM »

Then Gensokyo is fucked.

What if YuugenMagan can possess people?

PK · « **Reply #717 on:** January 25, 2016, 03:48:38 PM »

It would try to possess a windows character to "appear" in windows canon. Excpet no one would notice it.

What if Junko purified Yukari to the next level?

iVAwalys · « **Reply #718 on:** January 25, 2016, 04:38:05 PM »

Yukari would not care at all, because she's Yukari.

What if Concealed the Conclusion was canon?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #719 on:** January 25, 2016, 07:31:24 PM »

Then it would be the end of the Touhou series.

What if Rika, Rikako, Yumemi, Utsuho, and Nitori all had to work together to invent something?