Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 190174 times)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #630 on:** October 28, 2015, 11:47:53 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy8x on October 28, 2015, 11:42:58 PM

What if stilts didn't exist?

Nothing would happen, since they aren't popular in Gensokyo anyway.
Also, it would be Sagume's fault that they no longer exist.

What if the Aya released an in-depth report on stilts in the Bunbunmaru?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #631 on:** October 29, 2015, 12:57:14 AM »

It would mean that stilts have somehow disappeared from use in the real world and have experienced a sudden spike in popularity in Gensokyo.

What if Junko became an orchestra conductor?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #632 on:** October 29, 2015, 01:14:53 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on October 29, 2015, 12:57:14 AM

What if Junko became an orchestra conductor?

Junko: No, Clownpiece. Mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse Radish isn't an instrument either.

What if the residents of Gensokyo decided to make a movie, with Kanako as the director, Kyouko as the sound director, Utusho as the special effects person, Remilia as the lead actor, Reimu as the producer, Yukari as the executive producer, and with the Prismrivers writing the film score?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #633 on:** October 29, 2015, 01:16:51 AM »

Said movie will not have any major critics review, mostly because it was never aired outside Gensokyo.

What if the next event in Kantai Collection is a collaboration with Touhou? Please don't just give Murasa as your straight answer.

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #634 on:** October 29, 2015, 02:04:30 AM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on October 29, 2015, 01:16:51 AM

What if the next event in Kantai Collection is a collaboration with Touhou? Please don't just give Murasa as your straight answer.

Okay, I won't just say "Murasa".

Komachi, Futo and Murasa.

What if every answer on this thread, starting from this post, was given in "Mathematician's Answers"?

Searinox119 · « **Reply #635 on:** October 29, 2015, 06:04:08 AM »

All things considered, there may be a distinct possibility that the resouce named "Mathematician's Answers" has less than infinite possible answers and therefore answers on the thread would eventually start repeating.
This, of course, is completely useless since we don't know the diameter and length of the thread you're proposing to write answers on, or where it's currently located. There's a possibility that the answer is "Nobody would manage to write anything on the thread, it's too small".

What if the Occult Balls were actually rigged by Yukari or on her orders just so the others would solve the incident for her?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #636 on:** November 04, 2015, 09:01:32 PM »

Quote from: Searinox119 on October 29, 2015, 06:04:08 AM

What if the Occult Balls were actually rigged by Yukari or on her orders just so the others would solve the incident for her?

Then Yukari is lazy, as usual.

What if the Five Magic Stones are actually sentient Occult Balls?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #637 on:** November 05, 2015, 12:41:18 AM »

Then it means that they have orchestrated every event in the series since their first appearance in Lotus Land Story.

What if the series was all just a cover up by the Japanese Self-Defense Force to conceal the existence of Gensokyo from the general public and the rest of the world? Reference: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FictionAsCoverUp

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #638 on:** November 05, 2015, 01:25:06 AM »

Then ZUN would be really, really, really rich as this means he is being specially paid by the government to fictionalize Gensokyo in a bid to cover its existence up.

Also, if the information is leaked, fans of Touhou would flock to Japan in hopes of finding its actual location.

What if this was a 2hu?

PK · « **Reply #639 on:** November 05, 2015, 10:44:28 AM »

Nitori might want to take a look at those gadgets.

What if Sakuya's knives were replaced with spoons?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #640 on:** November 05, 2015, 12:23:46 PM »

Then she could feed hundreds of babies in her 'ZA WARUDO' mode.

What if stray Danmaku is as dangerous as stray bullets?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #641 on:** November 05, 2015, 03:44:13 PM »

Then you may want to stock up on helmets and body armor, depending on the type of Danmaku that you'll be encountering.

What if Touhou X Gate (that Anime in which the Japanese Self-Defense Force actually fights mythical creatures and magicians)?

Suspicious person · « **Reply #642 on:** November 05, 2015, 04:12:52 PM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on November 05, 2015, 03:44:13 PM

What if Touhou X Gate (that Anime in which the Japanese Self-Defense Force actually fights mythical creatures and magicians)?

It'll be about how the JSDF forces that were sent through the gate somehow ended in Gensokyo instead of the world their invaders came from. They eventually realise that this place has nothing to do with their invaders and apologise for the unrest that their sudden appearance caused. Yukari'll eventually send them back and go to sleep, putting everything back in its normal state, except for a few hardcore Touhou fan soldiers that mysteriously disappeared there... quite suspicious...

What if Seiran got a promotion ?

shoryusatsu999 · « **Reply #643 on:** November 05, 2015, 04:25:27 PM »

If becoming the Watatsukis' pet like Rei'sen counts as a promotion, that's probably what would happen.

What if Reimu started an Incident?

PK · « **Reply #644 on:** November 05, 2015, 05:03:55 PM »

It will be like the Eternal Night Incident: cause it, then claim to have punished the culprits and take all the glory.

What if the next spinoff game is about a Great Youkai War between foxes and tanuki, lead by Ran and Mamizou?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #645 on:** November 05, 2015, 05:47:50 PM »

It's a fangame!

What if Clownpiece ran a jewelry shop?

Goomba98 · « **Reply #646 on:** November 12, 2015, 06:04:15 PM »

There will be a high demand from America.

What if the fairies from Peter Pan "dying" whenever someone expresses disbelief for them are actually being warped to Gensokyo?

(Thanks for changing your question to an easier one, by the way.)

PK · « **Reply #647 on:** November 13, 2015, 11:02:11 AM »

It means Yukari has done a really good job with that "border of fantasy and reality".

What if Sagume gets her own spinoff game?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #648 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:29:33 PM »

Quote from: PK on November 13, 2015, 11:02:11 AM

What if Sagume gets her own spinoff game?

In an interesting turn for the series, it will neither be a danmaku game nor a fighting game. Instead it would be a puzzle game where the players must choose the correct line of dialogue for an appropriate situation, or risk permanently screwing up reality.
It would then spark wars within the fanbase, for being so different from previous games. Eventually leading to the fanbase to deny its existence.

What if TellTale Games presents: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil?

Uruwi · « **Reply #649 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:37:20 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on November 13, 2015, 05:29:33 PM

What if TellTale Games presents: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil?

ZUN will not allow it.
If ZUN wills it, Sxxxxx might get his way too.

What if Junko killed the protagonists?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #650 on:** November 13, 2015, 05:47:55 PM »

Quote from: Fluffy8x on November 13, 2015, 05:37:20 PM

What if Junko killed the protagonists?

All future installments will star Clownpiece, and will take place outside of Gensokyo, which cannot exist anymore with Reimu dead.

What if Remilia got a Mr. Handy robot?

PK · « **Reply #651 on:** November 17, 2015, 10:47:05 PM »

She might want to keep it away from Flandre <- just resurrecting the thread

What if Yukari ate all the hermits?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #652 on:** November 17, 2015, 10:50:59 PM »

Quote from: PK on November 17, 2015, 10:47:05 PM

She might want to keep it away from Flandre <- just resurrecting the thread

What if Yukari ate all the hermits?

Then the next time she goes to the toilet, she'll create a Hermit-crap.
*ba dum tiss!*
~~*Gets booed and heckled off the stage for how horrendously bad that pun was.*~~

What if Momiji acted like the Lesser Dog from Undertale whenever somebody pet her? (Please do not just link to a certain image made by Ciryes....)

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #653 on:** November 18, 2015, 01:44:55 AM »

Sekibanki: Hey! That was my spellcard!

Continuing the Undertale references, what if Yamame had a bake sale?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #654 on:** November 18, 2015, 02:27:41 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on November 18, 2015, 01:44:55 AM

Continuing the Undertale references, what if Yamame had a bake sale?

All proceeds will go to real Earth Spiders, and the goodies will contain spiders. And Yamame challenges those who refuse to buy anything to a spellcard duel.

What if Papyrus showed up in the Human Village?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #655 on:** November 18, 2015, 05:59:13 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on November 18, 2015, 02:27:41 AM

All proceeds will go to real Earth Spiders, and the goodies will contain spiders. And Yamame challenges those who refuse to buy anything to a spellcard duel.

What if Papyrus showed up in the Human Village?

Deliberately misinterpreting the question for comic effect:

Papyrus is an ancient form of paper, so it would be used if Keine needed more paper! Although it's no parchment, that's for sure.

What if someone who ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GAME felt like answering this question?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #656 on:** November 18, 2015, 07:06:34 AM »

Papyrus woud probably be mistaken for a sentient anatomy model and Keine would take him to class to use him to teach her students about the skeleton or something.

What if the forum's font changed to Comic Sans?

Spotty Len · « **Reply #657 on:** November 18, 2015, 07:16:58 AM »

It actually happened. Somebody died. Probably.

What if a huge meteorite were heading to Gensokyo, threatening to wipe it out?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #658 on:** November 18, 2015, 08:07:57 AM »

Quote from: Spotty Ren on November 18, 2015, 07:16:58 AM

It actually happened. Somebody died. Probably.

What if a huge meteorite were heading to Gensokyo, threatening to wipe it out?

The font wasn't Comic Sans. It was Comic Neue. Here's a comparison:

Yukari would contact the SDM and get Flandre to break it up into tiny insignificant pieces before it hits Earth.

What if we had spoopy 2hu skeletons?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #659 on:** November 18, 2015, 08:14:40 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on November 18, 2015, 08:07:57 AM

What if we had spoopy 2hu skeletons?

Then they'd send shivers down our spines...

Or this:

What if Yukkuri cockfighting?