What if Gensokyo Youkai Symphony Orchestra?
Lunasa: Today we are no longer just poltergeist musicians and tsukumogami. From now on, we shall be known as the Gensokyo Youkai Symphony Orchestra! Now let's play our first symphony, right here on the outskirts of the human village!
Benben: Uh... I'm sorry, but I don't think our instruments are part of any kind of orchestra...
Yatsuhashi: Yeah... Maybe this was a bad idea...
Lunasa: Oh, shut up! Do you hear Raiko or either of my sisters complaining?
Raiko: Well, technically my instrument isn't part of an orchesta either. If I was a
timpani youkai on the otherhand, I think I'd fit in much be-
Lyrica: Nobody cares what you think! Now give us a percussion line!
Merlin: Uh guys, I hate to be the bringer of bad news, but Mystia's band just started a concert on the
other side of the village just now...
Lunasa: WHAT!?!
Are you friggin' kidding me!?! God
damnit! We've been out-shined
again! Curse that Night Sparrow...
Okay.... Calm down... It's not the end of the world... Alright! New plan: Screw the orchestra, let's just head on over there, and play obnoxiously. Maybe we can make them sound terrible!
And that's the story of how the Gensokyo Youkai Symphony Orchestra was born and disbanded on the same night.
What if Seija consistently gets Wakasagihime, Sekibanki, and Kagerou's names wrong?