Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 190211 times)

Der_Bright_Poster · « **Reply #540 on:** September 12, 2015, 01:57:55 AM »

Well Genji would surely appear in the background of the next Wild and horned Hermit manga. Then fans would maybe ask even more, for more mima.

What if there was a chair Tsukumogami in the Touhou game?

Uruwi · « **Reply #541 on:** September 12, 2015, 02:14:42 AM »

Quote from: Der_Bright_Poster on September 12, 2015, 01:57:55 AM

What if there was a chair Tsukumogami in the Touhou game?

She would just sit there without causing trouble.

What if, far into the future, there was a microwave tsukumogami?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #542 on:** September 12, 2015, 03:25:21 AM »

Then she would have the ability to manipulate microwaves.

What if Clownpiece borrowed Kasen's eagle?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #543 on:** September 12, 2015, 03:41:29 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on September 12, 2015, 03:25:21 AM

What if Clownpiece borrowed Kasen's eagle?

Then she would use the eagle to attempt to Americanize Gensokyo.

What if there was a touhou version of Meet the Amazing Soldier, with Clownpiece as Soldier?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #544 on:** September 12, 2015, 10:02:32 AM »

GOD BLESS AMERICA! *lasers and stars fly out of nowhere*

Also, Kasen's eagle returns Clownpiece her jester cap.

What if America was located in Hell?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #545 on:** September 14, 2015, 09:08:17 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on September 12, 2015, 10:02:32 AM

What if America was located in Hell?

Every Americans would struggle to get out of it and finally making the word 'FREEDOM' mean something.
or
'FREEDOM' is a freakin' trap!

What if Utsuho sang this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkAp5gAYDUQ
^Is that how you post URL's?

Uruwi · « **Reply #546 on:** September 14, 2015, 01:43:22 PM »

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Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #547 on:** September 14, 2015, 10:37:14 PM »

Then Mystia would show up and proclaim that she sings better.

What if Cirno went to Antartica?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #548 on:** September 15, 2015, 08:11:05 AM »

It would be her new HQ and solves the problem of rising sea levels.

What if Youkai Mountain was dropped at the height of it's summit?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #549 on:** September 15, 2015, 02:29:56 PM »

Then a major earthquake will happen and everybody blames Tenshi.

What if Gustav Mahler was a 2hu?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #550 on:** September 16, 2015, 02:40:45 AM »

He wouldn't play his musics, our Gensokyan musicians will play for him!

What if Satori was an interrogator?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #551 on:** September 16, 2015, 03:15:03 AM »

Quote from: Hannibal_Kills on September 16, 2015, 02:40:45 AM

What if Satori was an interrogator?

Then she will succeed every time. (Unless the person being interrogated is either her sister or Yukari.)

What if we get a Touhou version of Poker Night at the Inventory with Satori as the dealer?

shoryusatsu999 · « **Reply #552 on:** September 16, 2015, 12:40:20 PM »

She'd reveal interesting tidbits about the other players while she deals the hand. Phhantasm difficulty would have her join as an actual player, alongside Yukari, Kanako, and Eirin. Only world-class poker masters would be able to take Satori out .

What if ZUN and Yotsubane teamed up for a special STG project?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #553 on:** September 19, 2015, 10:35:06 AM »

To be frank, it wouldn't make much of a difference because nobody really knows who Yotsubane is anyway. The Len'en part of the fanbase might misread it as "Yabusame", though.

What if Cirno was an 8-ball?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #554 on:** September 19, 2015, 03:09:25 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on September 19, 2015, 10:35:06 AM

What if Cirno was an 8-ball?

She would be on a perpetual quest to become a 9-ball.

What if Okuu was an owl?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #555 on:** September 19, 2015, 05:25:15 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on September 19, 2015, 03:09:25 PM

What if Okuu was an owl?

Then owl-wisdom-guided nuclear philosophy! But in all other areas she behaves like her normal sixball self.

What if Wriggle tried to serenade Mystia?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #556 on:** September 20, 2015, 09:18:34 AM »

Considering what kind of Youkai they were, chances are that it will backfire easily...

What if the Three Mischevious Fairies signed a contract with Kyubey?

Spotty Len · « **Reply #557 on:** September 20, 2015, 09:29:35 AM »

Well, Marisa is the only witch available, so they'll probably get bopped pretty hard.

What if the Olympic Games were held in Gensokyo?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #558 on:** September 20, 2015, 11:49:59 AM »

It would mean that the real world has discontinued the tradition of the Olympic Games for such a long time that they have already forgotten about it.

What if ZUN were actually Beethoven?

PK · « **Reply #559 on:** September 20, 2015, 03:26:50 PM »

It means ZUN is deaf. Or Beethoven faked being deaf.

What if Robin Hood and Little John from RH: Men in Tights in Gensokyo?

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #560 on:** September 21, 2015, 01:02:43 AM »

People would probably blame Marisa for the massive spike in burglary-related crimes, until they found out that she too is a frequent victim.

What if the Three Mischievous Fairies and the trio of Madoka swapped places?
^Appearance wise, the three fairies were dead ringers for Madoka, Mami and Homura...

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #561 on:** September 22, 2015, 02:34:54 PM »

Marisa will be doomed.

What if Johann Sebastian Bach was a Touhou?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #562 on:** September 26, 2015, 04:35:41 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on September 22, 2015, 02:34:54 PM

What if Johann Sebastian Bach was a Touhou?

Then he would have to compete with the music of the Prismrivers, Benben/Yatsuhashi/Raiko, and Mystia and Kyouko's Band.

What if we there was a Touhou version of Papers, Please where you played as Eiki?

Raikaria · « **Reply #563 on:** September 27, 2015, 09:46:42 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on September 26, 2015, 04:35:41 PM

Then he would have to compete with the music of the Prismrivers, Benben/Yatsuhashi/Raiko, and Mystia and Kyouko's Band.

What if we there was a Touhou version of Papers, Please where you played as Eiki?

Instead of the grimdark nature; we'd be searching fairies for frozen frogs and instead of terrorist attacks we would have Yukari fooling around.

What if Yukari wasn't lazy?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #564 on:** September 27, 2015, 10:38:50 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on September 26, 2015, 04:35:41 PM

Then he would have to compete with the music of the Prismrivers, Benben/Yatsuhashi/Raiko, and Mystia and Kyouko's Band.

I was actually expecting an answer more among the lines of "danmaku based around fugal themes, polyphony and counterpoint". :V

Anyway...then we wouldn't be able to defeat her in PCB, and the occult ball situation would get sorted through a lot more efficiently.

What if ZUN was actually as a fraud and it was revealed that most of the musical work attributed to him was written by his wife? (Oh dear...let's hope this never becomes true... :'S )

TableCloth · « **Reply #565 on:** September 29, 2015, 12:11:35 PM »

Someone better explain who made the songs from Touhou 1 until Touhou 7

What if ZUN secretly planning for a Touhou Anime as some sort of finale to Touhou plot?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #566 on:** September 29, 2015, 04:32:19 PM »

Quote from: TableCloth on September 29, 2015, 12:11:35 PM

What if ZUN secretly planning for a Touhou Anime as some sort of finale to Touhou plot?

Everyone's collective head will explode when it is revealed that all the seemingly unrelated plots are really part of a complicated whole. Once it airs, ZUN will achieve transcendence and permeate the universe. All will become ZUN.

What if everyone referred to themselves in the third person.

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #567 on:** September 30, 2015, 12:51:14 AM »

Some may refer to themselves as "-sama", others "-chan"... you get the idea...

What if we have modern day guns becoming Tsukumogami?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #568 on:** September 30, 2015, 01:59:02 PM »

Suddenly, everybody would put their mind to gun control issues.

Really depends on how the tsukumogami act though.

Not possible at ALL, but...what if QB tried to contract with...let's say Akyuu or Kosuzu. I'm not particularly good at this thread. I am truly sorry.

shoryusatsu999 · « **Reply #569 on:** September 30, 2015, 08:01:58 PM »

Kosuzu would definitely take up Kyubey's offer regardless of reason, but probably would wind up turning into a Witch and getting killed off... if she doesn't get exterminated by Reimu for basically throwing away her humanity (depending on whether Madoka-style magical girls still count as human or not). I don't think Akyuu would even take up the offer unless someone important to her's involved. Like Kosuzu, for example.

What if there was an actual Castlevania X Touhou crossover (as in, the characters from both series end up meeting instead of elements of one influencing the other's universe like in the Komajou Densetsu series)?