Author Topic: What If... v 5.0 (Read 190207 times)

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #480 on:** August 25, 2015, 08:30:33 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal_Kills on August 25, 2015, 10:26:41 AM

Maybe the best singer/beat boxer in Gensokyo?

What if the Muslim religion came to Gensokyo? (Worst question asked by humanity)

....Gensokyo is REALLY not one to welcome Silver City representatives...

Anyway, I have a question. What if Alice met the Rozen Maiden dolls?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #481 on:** August 25, 2015, 10:40:43 PM »

"Please tell me you guys aren't actually sentient! All my life I have tried and failed to build a sentient doll, but to no avail..."

What if Mamoru Samuragochi was a 2hu? (Oh dear...)

shoryusatsu999 · « **Reply #482 on:** August 27, 2015, 03:15:31 AM »

Something tells me that all the characters who play music or sing would hate 2hu!Samuragochi. Maybe she'd cause an incident by stealing their musical abilities or something.

What if Fox News ran a segment on the Touhou series?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #483 on:** August 27, 2015, 04:27:44 AM »

Quote from: shoryusatsu999 on August 27, 2015, 03:15:31 AM

Something tells me that all the characters who play music or sing would hate 2hu!Samuragochi. Maybe she'd cause an incident by stealing their musical abilities or something.

What if Fox News ran a segment on the Touhou series?

.......Please no. Please dear god no. Don't let the ignorant Christian Right find out about this series.

I pass.

the old guy · « **Reply #484 on:** August 27, 2015, 04:53:48 AM »

What if Touhou BDSM?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #485 on:** August 27, 2015, 05:56:33 AM »

Quote from: the old guy on August 27, 2015, 04:53:48 AM

What if Touhou BDSM?

Doesn't that already exist?

What if Touhou X Blazblue?

TableCloth · « **Reply #486 on:** August 27, 2015, 11:10:00 AM »

People would think that Hakumen would curbstomp all 2hu... and then Sagume said that Hakumen exist

Cue more useless power level discussion

Or perhaps we'll get Hisoutensoku or ULiL styled BlazBlue game

What if ULiL styled BlazBlue game?

shoryusatsu999 · « **Reply #487 on:** August 27, 2015, 12:28:41 PM »

People would hate it because it's incredibly different from the other games for seemingly no reason.

What if Guilty Gear X Touhou?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #488 on:** August 28, 2015, 02:06:06 PM »

What if Miko decided to take over Japan?

Sorry, bad question. Just had a thought.

PabloHijiri · « **Reply #489 on:** August 28, 2015, 06:59:59 PM »

An epic battle between the Myouren Temple, the Divine Spirit Mausoleum crew, and the Moriya gang will take place, and Reimu will win it.

What if Shou is really a fox?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #490 on:** August 28, 2015, 09:30:22 PM »

Quote from: shoryusatsu999 on August 27, 2015, 12:28:41 PM

What if Guilty Gear X Touhou?

Then we will never know because LawfulInsane denied you a proper answer.

Quote from: LawfulInsane on August 28, 2015, 02:06:06 PM

What if Miko decided to take over Japan?

Then:
Miko: Here's a picture of me graduating dictator college, and here's one of me taking over Japan, with smiles! And here's where I'll put a trophy... IF I HAD ONE!!

What if Sagume said "Everything I say is the truth, I'm being truthful right now" (Which because of her powers, would cause the "Everything I say is a lie" paradox.)?

TresserT · « **Reply #491 on:** August 28, 2015, 09:34:43 PM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on August 28, 2015, 09:30:22 PM

What if Sagume said "Everything I say is the truth, I'm being truthful right now" (Which because of her powers, would cause the "Everything I say is a lie" paradox.)?

The universe would rewrite logic so that the statement would logically still be a lie.

(In seriousness, nothing would probably happen. Powers in touhou have never been absolute remember?)

What if Junko got her own spinoff?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #492 on:** August 29, 2015, 02:13:29 AM »

It would be about her tangling with the Lunarians in order to get to meet Chang'e face to face. A bad ending would be her getting beaten by the moon rabbits, giving her no choice but to flee in defeat. A good ending would be her similarly not be able to confront Chang'e, but along the way, she will end up learning that revenge isn't everything and that being able to forgive someone makes you the stronger person.

What if Sagume was actually Yabusame Houren?

Uruwi · « **Reply #493 on:** August 29, 2015, 02:19:20 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on August 29, 2015, 02:13:29 AM

What if Sagume was actually Yabusame Houren?

We would have misunderstood the entirety of Len'en's plot.

What if Junko was actually Zuifeng Tenkai?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #494 on:** August 29, 2015, 04:06:42 AM »

What if Hatsune Miku is actually a disguised Miko?

What if Scientology came to Gensokyo?

What if, in "Life of Pi", we replaced Pi with Reimu?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #495 on:** August 29, 2015, 04:53:57 AM »

Quote from: LawfulInsane on August 29, 2015, 04:06:42 AM

What if Hatsune Miku is actually a disguised Miko?

What if Scientology came to Gensokyo?

What if, in "Life of Pi", we replaced Pi with Reimu?

Please answer the previous question.

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #496 on:** August 29, 2015, 10:46:58 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on August 29, 2015, 04:53:57 AM

Please answer the previous question.

My apologies.

Quote from: Fluffy8x on August 29, 2015, 02:19:20 AM

We would have misunderstood the entirety of Len'en's plot.

What if Junko was actually Zuifeng Tenkai?

/barrier between Lunar Capital and Gensokyo/
/Lunarians are screwed/

Sorry if I got things wrong. I'm not familiar with Len'en.

Lt Colonel Summers · « **Reply #497 on:** August 29, 2015, 01:41:53 PM »

If you don't understand a question, then leave it there until someone who understands it answers it. That's how I go along in this topic. Also, ask just one question per post.

What if United States Of Gensokyo?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #498 on:** August 29, 2015, 02:42:03 PM »

Quote from: Lt Colonel Summers on August 29, 2015, 01:41:53 PM

If you don't understand a question, then leave it there until someone who understands it answers it. That's how I go along in this topic. Also, ask just one question per post.

What if United States Of Gensokyo?

Thanks for the advice.

Yukari is president. Everyone is screwed by default because of that. However...the court system would be extremely efficient due to Eiki. The USG would become the world's leading nuclear power...and accidentally destroy the world with artificial suns.

What if Yuuka was a Danganronpa character? (Ultimate Sadistic Creature and all.) Not sure if someone already asked this, sorry.

AlterEgo · « **Reply #499 on:** August 30, 2015, 05:52:34 AM »

She'd have the title of Ultimate Plant Researcher(or something that's about flowers/plants). Basically, she knows almost all the plant there is and what they can do. Not sure if it'll be useful in investigating though. And also she has a hidden talent that she hasn't shown to anyone yet. But rumours say that, she was once used to be a leader of an all girls biker gang.

What if Remilia's real form is a very VERY old lady and she's just using her vampire abilities to look young? (check out Castlevania's Gilles de Rais for reference)

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #500 on:** August 30, 2015, 05:56:06 AM »

Quote from: AlterEgo on August 30, 2015, 05:52:34 AM

What if Remilia's real form is a very VERY old lady and she's just using her vampire abilities to look young? (check out Castlevania's Gilles de Rais for reference)

Then she would be inducted as the newest member of the Gensokyo Coalition of Old Hags, whose current members include Yukari, Kanako, Eirin, and Byakuren.

What if SiniStar Sapphire actually existed?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #501 on:** August 30, 2015, 06:05:46 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on August 30, 2015, 05:56:06 AM

Then she would be inducted as the newest member of the Gensokyo Coalition of Old Hags, whose current members include Yukari, Kanako, Eirin, and Byakuren.

What if SiniStar Sapphire actually existed?

She'd either win the Fairy Wars or be too stupid to use her augmentations.

What if Touhou x Evillious Chronicles?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #502 on:** September 05, 2015, 11:55:29 AM »

A large portion of the fanbase will scream in frustration due to the fact that would literally be a Touhou and Vocaloid crossover and we all know how much animosity there is that exists between the two fandoms.

What if Monsters, Inc. x Touhou?

LawfulInsane · « **Reply #503 on:** September 05, 2015, 12:36:51 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on September 05, 2015, 11:55:29 AM

A large portion of the fanbase will scream in frustration due to the fact that would literally be a Touhou and Vocaloid crossover and we all know how much animosity there is that exists between the two fandoms.

What if Monsters, Inc. x Touhou?

I actually knew nothing of any animosity.

Youkai Inc, probably run by Yukari, is dedicated to making the humans scared so the youkai don't disappear in a puff of logic. Byakuren tries to be friendly and, if she succeeds at being friendly, everything collapses unlike in Monsters, Inc. Because, unlike monsters, youkai aren't meant to be thought favorably of.

This is why the spell card systems exist. Youkai can cause conflict, but it remains nonlethal and the shrine maiden can easily put a stop to it, everyone wins.

...I may have something wrong here.

What if Touhou x Harry Potter? Not sure if done before but whatever.

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #504 on:** September 05, 2015, 01:48:22 PM »

Sauce

What if a 2hu killed JFK?

Hope ♦ Metal · « **Reply #505 on:** September 05, 2015, 04:18:11 PM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on September 05, 2015, 01:48:22 PM

What if a 2hu killed JFK?

She would be a Lunarian.

What if Youmu and Tenshi were forced to fight with pool noodles?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #506 on:** September 05, 2015, 09:41:40 PM »

Quote from: Hope ♦ Metal on September 05, 2015, 04:18:11 PM

She would be a Lunarian.

What if Youmu and Tenshi were forced to fight with pool noodles?

Well, with enough force behind it, they could still hurt the other one.

What if Patchouli Knowledge met Yomiko Readman from Read or Die?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #507 on:** September 06, 2015, 01:19:35 AM »

Patchy: "I think you might like to know that I apparently work for Beethoven."

What if we had a German 2hu?

Hannibal_Kills · « **Reply #508 on:** September 06, 2015, 03:11:19 AM »

Quote from: Abraham Lincoln on September 06, 2015, 01:19:35 AM

What if we had a German 2hu?

Then the theory of Yukari being a Nazi 'COULD' be true. Just because she fired swastika-shaped lasers during the Phantasm stage.
or
A German character?
Then Beethoven is the answer! *bad-dum-tss*

What if Reimu's homing Fantasy Seal orbs could be counter-measured by flares?

Abraham Lincoln · « **Reply #509 on:** September 06, 2015, 04:23:23 AM »

Then the sale of flares in Gensokyo would suddenly spike.

What if Sagume said that Touhou existed?