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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #360 on: July 27, 2015, 06:14:01 PM »
What if Touhou x James Bond movies
JB : "My name is Bond... James Bond..."
Reimu : "ano... nihongo ga wakarimasu ka ?"
JB : *leaves*

What if ZUN didn't bring older characters because he actually forgot them ?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #361 on: July 28, 2015, 12:43:55 AM »
Then keep mentioning the PC-98 girls in forums and fan works! Let that jog his memory so he remembers!

What if other sealed worlds such as Wonderland, Oz or the Neverending Story world have embassies or such in Gensokyo?
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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #362 on: July 28, 2015, 03:32:30 PM »
Then i hope at least one of those worlds decide to reveal itself.

What if Doremy knew of the lunar invasion, and sent Meiling that dream in Hisoutensoku to warn her that some great calamity was going to happen?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #363 on: July 28, 2015, 04:03:31 PM »
Somewhere along the line, that message got altered for the lulz by Gengetsu, thus becoming what we saw in that game.

What if Yukari has enough of people making her a plot device character in fan works?
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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #364 on: July 28, 2015, 04:11:53 PM »
She will take over the protagonist slot and turn other people into plot devices.

What if heads generated by Sekibanki didn't disappear and kept multiplying?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #365 on: July 28, 2015, 04:23:10 PM »
I like Sekibanki, so hurray for more of her!

What if Byakuren picks her nose in public and in front of many people?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #366 on: July 29, 2015, 08:10:35 AM »
The boogers would eventually end up stuck in Miko's ridiculous hairdo. It'd be Byakuren's new ULiL spellcard, based of the legend of the bogeyman.

What if this is a 2hu?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #367 on: July 31, 2015, 05:16:58 AM »
From what I get from the Information I read, he'll be part of the fairies since he'll just explode into pieces whenever his anger is 'too damn high' (If I got anything wrong here inform me)

What if Keine was your history teacher?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #368 on: July 31, 2015, 11:01:54 PM »
Keine was always your history teacher. She just had to keep changing history to keep us safe from the massive number of youkai looking to spirit us away to Gensokyo.  :V

To be honest though, I would absolutely love it if I had Keine as my History Teacher. We'd be able to share in our love of history together!  :3

What if the Touhou cast all became teachers?
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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #369 on: July 31, 2015, 11:54:02 PM »
What if the Touhou cast all became teachers?
Then Tiny Touhou Adventures is born.

What if Utsuho bought clothes at the Soup Store?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #370 on: August 01, 2015, 04:23:26 AM »
The moment Utsuho said "F*** YOU!!!, she accidentally fired a nuclear sun and 'DABOOOOUUUUMMM!!!!',
All soup is ready to be eaten, scorched.

What if Utsuho was the one who nuked Hiroshima and Nagasaki? (Not racist)

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #371 on: August 01, 2015, 08:35:22 PM »
It turns out that the entire Manhattan Project was just a cover to make contact with Satori, and to negotiate with her for the usage of Utsuho's nuclear power.

That, or they kidnapped her and dropped her on the cities both times.

What if Gensokyo could be used to travel to other universes, just as it is possible to access heaven and other realms from there?
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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #372 on: August 01, 2015, 11:38:13 PM »
It turns out that the entire Manhattan Project was just a cover to make contact with Satori, and to negotiate with her for the usage of Utsuho's nuclear power.

That, or they kidnapped her and dropped her on the cities both times.

What if Gensokyo could be used to travel to other universes, just as it is possible to access heaven and other realms from there?
Then Gensokyo would be able to travel to other Gensokyo's. Yeah, we'll get to see Yukari meet other Yukari's or a Gensokyo that uses soccer as a solution to an incident.

What if there was a Hakurei Shrine Maiden who is a Magical Girl?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #373 on: August 02, 2015, 12:14:45 AM »
Magical miko girl: Beware evil youkai! Hakureeeeei transformatioooon!
~30 secs later, transformation still going on~
Random non-completely-stupid youkai: Why are we waiting for the transformation to end instead of attacking while she's doing...that thing? *shoots the shrine maiden down*

What if all of the fairies suddenly got Eirin/Yukari intellect level?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #374 on: August 02, 2015, 12:23:28 AM »
Must be an Incident, and that means someone is going to solve them! Time for the latest Touhou game!
However, it will be so notoriously hard that even on Easy Mode, you won't be able to get past the first fairy of stage 1, and it only gets worse from there...

What if Gensokyo in the UK?
There's nothing inscribed on the dog tag...

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #375 on: August 02, 2015, 01:05:45 AM »
Then all of the ingame dialogue is spoken in British slang. Tea will also be more widely consumed. Also, Nitori will be Scottish (the Loch Ness monster).

What if Nitori was of Scottish heritage?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #376 on: August 02, 2015, 05:36:15 AM »
What if Nitori was of Scottish heritage?
Nitori: Oi, Lassies! Take a wee look at me new invention!
*unveils something that looks like bagpipes crossed with a cucumber crossed with the loch ness monster.*
or
Sanae: Beam me up, Nitori!

What if all the oni in Gensokyo spoke in an Irish accent?
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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #377 on: August 02, 2015, 06:07:57 AM »
Some crazies would complain about the oni in Touhou being racist. There'd be quite a few more shillelaghs as well.

What if Gensokyo and London were switched around (as in, Gensokyo's the capital of the UK and London's the secret city sealed behind a great magical barrier)?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #378 on: August 02, 2015, 06:51:55 AM »
Some crazies would complain about the oni in Touhou being racist. There'd be quite a few more shillelaghs as well.

What if Gensokyo and London were switched around (as in, Gensokyo's the capital of the UK and London's the secret city sealed behind a great magical barrier)?
Everyone in Gensokyo immediately goes after Seija for flipping the locations of Gensokyo and London. Starting the events of Touhou: Impossible Spellcard 2.0

What if everyone in the Underground had an Australian accent?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #379 on: August 02, 2015, 07:09:09 AM »
Then my headcanon about Yamame being Australian is confirmed! :P Moreover, Okuu's secretly an emu and Rin is secretly a Tasmanian Devil. Koishi is probably Steve Irwin's ghost, and they all had experienced an invasion from the Lunar Capital a few centuries in the past.

What if Anger from Inside Out was a 2hu? What if Lincoln wasn't so lazy that he'd reuse a question he had already asked earlier on?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #380 on: August 02, 2015, 07:23:36 AM »
What if Anger from Inside Out was a 2hu? What if Lincoln wasn't so lazy that he'd reuse a question he had already asked earlier on?
Then Abe Lincoln would finally be happy and no longer have an obsessive need to ask this question. Then this post would not exist.

What if Reimu stepped into a Broom Closet (With Yukari doing the narration)?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #381 on: August 04, 2015, 03:22:54 AM »
Yukari would just put a gap under Reimu and teleport her outside of the closet then continue with the goddamn story.

What if Shinki is actually Byakuren in disguise?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #382 on: August 04, 2015, 03:27:10 AM »
What if Shinki is actually Byakuren in disguise?
Then Byakuren and Alice are related.

What if Seija flipped Remilia and Flandre's powers for a day? (Meaning Remilia now manipulates destruction, and Flandre now manipulates fate, and neither one of them knows how to control the other's power.)

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #383 on: August 04, 2015, 03:55:21 AM »
Remilia would never close her hands in fear of blowing up her favorite toys. Flandre would constantly run around saying she knows everyone's fate even though in actuality she can't tell and gives impossible forecasts anyway. fate manipulation wasn't confirmed though right?
Remilia would probably try to fight Seija to flip it back sooner, and would fail because one does not simply beat Seija

What if the Seven Deadly Sins became touhou characters?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #384 on: August 04, 2015, 04:01:10 AM »
The Envy character would make Parsee basically redundant, giving her even more to be jealous of.

What if in the grim darkness of the year 40,000, there is only danmaku?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #385 on: August 04, 2015, 04:51:36 AM »
What if in the grim darkness of the year 40,000, there is only danmaku?
Then Danmaku Orks now exist (More Danmaku Dakka!), and they always shoot lunatic level danmaku.

What if someone in Gensokyo got Shikieiki so horrendously pissed off that she sentenced her to 1,000,000 years hell?
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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #386 on: August 04, 2015, 07:33:02 AM »
If it was a human, better be a death sentence. Possible for Immortals and the dead. No turning back once you 'horrendously' pissed her.

What if War Thunder was Touhou?
 or
What if Touhou characters got into War Thunder Universe?

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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #387 on: August 04, 2015, 12:53:58 PM »
The actual punishment(s) said person will be serving in that time span will be something even Yukari cannot comprehend...

What if Gensokyo holds a summit with other sealed worlds like Wonderland and Oz?
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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #388 on: August 04, 2015, 01:52:41 PM »
I shall now ruin every single one of you by being pedantic.

Hell in Gensokyo is implied to be based off the Buddhist idea of Naraka. Physically, the Narakas are described as being a series of layers below the Earth's surface. The things that lie within these caverns vary from source to source, although the most prevalent ones are the Eight Cold Narakas and Eight Hot Narakas.

One example is the Arbuda ("blister") Naraka, where the length of life in it is said to be equivalent to the time one would take to empty a barrel of sesame seeds if one removes only one seed every century. Assuming the barrel's volume is one cubic metre (100,000 cubic centimetres), and the sesame seed's volume is 0.00008 cubic cm (based on my rough estimations), one sentence in the Arbuda Naraka would take 1250000000 years, which is 1250 million years.

Say, as you have asked, if Shikieiki sentences a sinful soul to one million years in Hell, the offence committed by said sinner would be approximately 1250 times less severe than an offence that would land him or her in the Arbuda Naraka.

To put it simply, don't anger the Yamas.

Edit: Was busy typing a long answer, wound up getting ninja-d:

For LCS' question: It would be a at the summit of Youkai Mountain.

For Hannibal: It would heavily involve Raiko because of the word "Thunder" in the title.

What if everybody on this thread gave long-winded, pedantic answers?
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Re: What If... v 5.0
« Reply #389 on: August 04, 2015, 05:27:45 PM »
What if everybody on this thread gave long-winded, pedantic answers?
Then there will be so many instances of tl;dr.

What if Shikieiki had Lemongrab's personality?